« if u r ever buy game again buy next car game next. it update 2 a year @ most. gud 4 regretful purchasin »

« if u nvr go outside and want 2 no wat it feels like 22 go on rollarcoastor then buy tis game or buy a ticket and some friensd and actually go on one »

« if u r liek me and want to be live a borin and unitneresting live play this game beacuse it nails that experience right down into the core »

« people do this for a living and they made a game about its isnt that cool buy this isf u want to no waht is like to be farm »

« if u evar want 2 no how it feels to be in ocean and wnt 2 die at the same time deffo buy this game »

« lol this is a nerd game that nerds play lol VS nerds lol TR nerds NC 4 lyfe kiddos and dnt u frget »

« game is piss »

« this is a game that is boring and bad uand u have to have mouse and keyboard!!! dotn buy it but plya it free is good yes hahahaha XD »