"You can build facilities to cage cute defenseless blobs, pack them in too tight to move, feed them a dozen little chickens, breed them into purple cat blobs, then cause it all to go horribly wrong."

"You can build an unstoppable death machine and then accidentally topple it over before any death happens."

"You can become an amateur professional jump builder and ignore any suggestion that you should've built a bridge."

"You can build a rocket and crash it into the moon."

"You can build cities in this game."

"You can summon totems, which is kinda like building things, but they don't last long. You can also craft bottles of poison and add red dye to trick your friends into thinking it's a health potion."

"In this game you can shove everything from your inventory into a recycling machine and then use another machine to fabricate hundreds of nerf darts."

"You can put cheap parts on your car, break down in the middle of nowhere, walk back to town for parts, realize you forgot your wallet, walk back to the car, then back to town, then back to the car."

"You can build a highrise in this game and fill it with mindless office drones."