« Enjoy reenacting the holocaust? No? Me either, but I have to play this game to see Hitler blow his brains out. Thems the breaks. Grills have nice tits. »

« All the fun of stuffing frogs into a tin can and then promptly setting it on fire. None of the mess! Come pick up your copy of Space Frog Space Program! »

« THIS GAME HAS YOU SHOOTING NAZIS, LIKE A REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT. MOSIN NAGANT BEST GUN, EVEN IF THE BARREL IS CORRODED TO ♥♥♥♥ AND CAN'T AIM WELL »

« WATCH THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT BECAUSE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME IS COMING FOR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUTTOCKS. LoL CAN SUCK MY FILTHY DIRTY CRUSTY SOCKS BECAUSE THIS BADBOY IS READY »

« YOU CAN PRETEND YOU'RE WORKING AT THE US BORDER AND KEEP OUT ALL THOSE FILTHY COMMUNIST JEWS THAT WANT TO TAKE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOBS »

« IT HAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GHENGIS KHAN THAT TALKS LIKE I TYPE AND HE'S OUT TO GET YOU ON TURN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THREE WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATTERING RAM »