Shirtless dudes with safety helmets running around trying not to get hurt. They get hurt. Need more helmets, maybe elbow pads.

This is it! This is the "sand in your shoes" of video gaming! Shake shake shake it up trying to get that sand out of your shoe, but it is still in your shoe so you buy a new pair of shoes. Suck game.

A funky hybrid of Spykids and Bluesclues for anime tweens and kits. I died and my 3 year old son started crying.

I like to pretend a girl was taken hostage by terrorists and *I* have to save her. Then she becomes my girlfriend. Im 30 and kissless.

Pretty much a tax return form but in game form.

It's one of those bargian bin games you see in front of gamestops.

Minecraft titty.

Hmm.

Our society is a dying society without morality, truly dark times for the righteous tested among the sinners.

A parody of Dio's Holy diver. =WARNING= This game contians DOTA 2 in it, be advised NOT to play.