Ever seen a bunch of people fail so badly at understanding a game's mechanics that you feel an 'I need to briefly leave my indefinite reviewing hiatus to tell them off' urge? CUZ BOY I SURE JUST DID.

No, I'm not back from my indefinite reviewing hiatus yet, but I helped write some of the silly gags in my buddy's anger-and-sarcasm-fueled negative joke review for this game. Fix ur dam servers Snoy.

Also fab Metroid fangame

Sumo After Finishing Transformed: "Wow, I wonder what's next for us?" Me from the future: "You peaked." Sumo: "What?" Me: "You peaked!"

Finally, a game that gives pogs the absolute verbal thrashing they've always deserved.

"No! I must kill the cultists!" he shouted. Then Nyarlathotep said "No, Duskguy. You are the cultists." And then Duskguy was a zombie.

It actually all takes place in a single night but for how hella of a night it was I really shouldn't complain.

10/10, would get horrifically murdered by a giant mass of spike-covered vines again.

To quote a friend: For a game everyone remembers being about hunting dinosaurs you actually spend most of your time killing humans & aliens in ancient temples, cities, spaceships, and stuff like that.

More like Flat Zeroes amirite. I mean I gave it a 6.6 but still.