“Kratos dons some shoe polish and a attitude that isn't despicable in this fairly fun romp through the aftermath of Indiana Jones. Combat is one-note but throws its weight where it counts.”

“Your Bunker Lunks lack Bunker Funk, as a Bunker Monk show them to shoot up some Bunker Cun- You know, it's okay. Shotguns and shields for days to squeeze a fun playstyle out of it.”

“Some of the best dialogue featured in a videogame this side of Max Payne, rub shoulders with the immortal and narcissistic in a dialogue driven aRPG with a bullet-ridden endgame.”

“Your body pillow is no longer enough. Slaughter those that would threaten the sacred otaku way of life through some pretty okay and endgame cheesy combat. Ruined all my footage too.”

“A cult classic, featuring cults and classics. Like an upturned chess set, fight your way through this tabletop and contest those dicerolls the way Gary Gygax intended: with fists.”

“I'm afraid that XxX_Seppyroth420_XxX will have to wait, you've got a dash and bash game where the combos are an appropriate tools and the enemies are fast and leave. Play on Ninja/Samurai for FAST.”

“Travel back to the 1930s, the golden age of animation as they say, and die there! Cuphead is a pretty terrific arcade game that revels in its simplicity. Worth the look.”

“A novelty-driven, pint-sized adventure that's all killer, no filler, and a bit in love with a certain green-capped twink. Also how is this 200mb it has like 60kb of graphics.”

“With a unicorn at your side, you are an egg-fueled murdering funk machine. KiD lives in funk. Thrives in it. Also has some endgame problems with pacing and mechanical variety, but think of the eggs.”