The wait is over — Greedy Darts is officially available in Early Access!

Thank you so much to everyone who followed the development and supported this project.

This Early Access version represents the foundation of the full experience.

You can enjoy multiple game modes like Count-Up, Zero-One, and Cricket, combined with the strategic depth of deck-building and artifacts.

We plan to add more cards, artifacts, and modes in future updates.

We’d love to hear your thoughts and feedback!

If you encounter any bugs or issues, please report them in the Bug Report Thread.

Your feedback will directly help us shape the future of the game.

Please share your feedback with us on \[Discord] or in the Steam Community — it really helps shape the game as we move toward Early Access.

👉 Join our Discord

Thanks for playing, and enjoy!

We're excited to announce that you can now wishlist our latest game: time-looping puzzle ballad The Marvelous Raincaster of Yell Holler!

Unravel the tale of a (somewhat) legendary weather-making rooster, told in verse.

💧 Navigate a story-based time puzzle

💧 Gain the assistance of a traveling conman salesman

💧 Orchestrate a shindig and other such matters

Wishlist Now!

Hey Panda Peeps,

Struggling with writer’s block? Maybe you just need some visual inspiration in the form of a scantily-clad, sensitive wordsmith! This pinup featuring Poe is back in the Limited Time Event, and all you have to do to unlock it for your Memory Album is log in every day to collect all your Daily Tokens!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Are you ready to suffer like never before?

Because for the last few months, we've been suffering around the clock to bring you the biggest update since ANEURISM IV opened its gates in March. New jobs, new cosmetics, new weapons, and tons of major improvements make this the ANEURISM we dreamt of initially.

We sincerely hope you enjoy this update for all the usual reasons.

So what exactly is Misery? Without going into too much detail, it's for you to find out. But we know how excited you must be to know just a little bit about your new workplace, so let's get acquainted with the basics.

Behold, the new metalworks. This time, with a convenient access to the mining hall. It's time to maximize productivity! Too crowded? No worries! You can always transfer over to the second metalworks. Glory to the Cortex for the marvellous infrastructure!

What was once known as the Ration Factory is now the Soup Kitchen. It might not be actual soup that you'll be cooking here, but there is slop and you can become one of its ingredients if you really want to. If you don't, then we advise you watch your step...

With 3 massive apartment blocks, the Consul has provided once more. As reward for your hard work, you'll now be able to upgrade your apartment with extra storage, very useful furniture, a workbench, and even a fresh rack of Capitron 3000s if you're kind enough to your local banker.

Some will call this their new home. It's big, it's dangerous, and it's at least 2.5x more rotten than before. Citizens should not traverse these halls, as the environment will prove fatal to those who do not belong.

There's a lot of changes to go over. That's why the changelog is so bountiful. We know how much hard working proles enjoy their weapons and funny shirts, so here's what we've got in store.

CTX Valta: A powerful assault rifle. Hot off the press from the Cortex Munitions Depot, the CTX Valta has been deployed for field work assigned to high-ranking Cortex personnel.

Nothing would be complete without cool new cosmetics. Here they are.

• Frommer, jerry can, and repair kit added to the Night Market

• Added new map: Misery

• Added Propagazers (breakable propaganda device)

• Added Sepsis (can be contracted from rot nodes and zakazen)

• Added Zakazen (faster-growing rot variant)

• Added grease traps and a craftable grease siphon

• Added gutter oil (used to craft food items)

• Added new propaganda from the High Propagator

• Added a food packaging table

• Added craftable Capitron Assembly Kit

• Added apartment upgrades (purchasable through the Prole Depot)

• Added coughing

• Added falling boulders to the mining hall

• Added two new medicines for sepsis

• Added new Telescreen broadcasts

• Added new foods: Eldritch Beans, Sievert Sushi, Bone Scones, Rat Glizzy, Tumor Crisps, Bougie Bigos, Magot Cheese, Chleb Naziany Kiełbasą

• Replaced Methadone with Crack Mef, Evil Crack Mef

• Added Peet Rock

• Added Basketball

• Added weapon: CTX Valta

• Added eight new cosmetics

• Added protective barriers at Cortex outposts

• Added property price fluctuation

• Replaced Epinephrine with "Adrenipen"

• Dumpster rat now faces you when being held

• Only neutral fates can eat Kevlar

• Combat Juice now lasts 15s but grants major resistance

• Damage resistance buffs no longer stack

• Speed buffs no longer stack

• Most foods rebalanced

• Changed all fate post-processing filters

• Changed all main menu splash screens

• Changed jump and land sounds

• Buffed Vomit Coffin damage and range

• Lowered Vomit Coffin HP

• Food Stands are now persistent and each item can be edited

• Explosions now factor in wall thickness and distance

• Increased property limit to 1 residential and 1 commercial property

• Capitrons are now persistent and part of apartments if stored properly

• Improved security cameras (lowered FOV, reduced spam)

• Dealers can now fulfill their own orders

• Pushing now actually pushes the target instead of teleporting

• Push force can be increased with strength buffs

• Increased the Dealer’s discount at the Night Market; lowered the Banker’s

• Improved reliability of interaction with objects

• Improved rot algorithm for more stability

• Fixed missing Czech characters

• Fixed items being uninteractable when placed on top of planters

• Fixed exaggerated camera shake in third-person view

• Fixed gunfire VFX auto-playing

• Fixed inaccurate player model in the corpse inspection menu

• Fixed “laundry stealing” exploit

• Fixed loading crate exploit

• Fixed stamina exploit

• Fixed shooting direction imprecision when crouching

• Added anamnecyte stat to server monitor

Brand new Halloween 2025 crates have 2 reward slots, 1 which contains previous years Halloween items and 1 which contains TD items.

Potential crates you can get are:

• Halloween crate

• Halloween Stickers crate

• Halloween Neon crate

• Torque Drift crate

• Formula Drift crate

• Sponsor crate

• Neon crate

• Achieve all the score targets in the "HALLOWEEN ESCAPE" challenge for a chance at a combined 4 crates

• Purchase 12 Daily Crates for 125 Bullion

Normal Halloween crates will also be purchasable for the duration of the event!

As per usual if you have any feedback or suggestions for us we would love to hear all about it in our discord!

Keep your eyes out for a certain event that will be taking place at the end of this week!

Stay Sideways everyone!
-J

Starting today, October 24th, and lasting the entire weekend, until October 26th
the new epic unit Hemlock is guaranteed after 60 Specialist Beacons have been used for recruitment during this event.


Hemlock is an Epic Gelecek Antimatter Debuffer
who specializes in not just inflicting enemy units with corrosion, but also spreading said corrosion across the battlefield.

A new and amazing tool for all corrosion enjoyers

Good luck, Commanders!

Hello Rakioners,

There will be special events for the weekend.
Here is detail.


- 10/24~10/26 00:00~23:59


1) 300% EXP&Gold
- 10/24~10/26 16:00~20:00 (4 hours)

2) Connecting Time
- 30 Minute : Effect injection
- 50 Minute : Dragon Core
- 80 Minute : Fallen Amelia's Pyxis

3) Happy Hour event(When you stay at the server at this time, you will get rewards)
- 18:30 : Super Core(Normal)
- 19:30 : Random R.Cash Bag(S)
- 20:30 : 70% Discount Coupon

4) Theme park
- 10/24~10/26 12:00~20:00 (8 hours)

So here's the first small hotfix for the remaster. Changelist as follows:

• added a deflection indicator to show where your bullets might land relative to the reticule

• removed reflections from clouds and splashes

• increased the epxlosion trigger range for the dropable seamines

• removed the block from aim assist when targeting friendlies

• removed a floating item at peteh's

The deflection indicator is just a spur of the moment idea, let me know if it's a good addition.

Oi flatmates!

I’m happy to announce the first in a series of Pre-Alpha Playtests taking place over the coming months: the DISCORD PLAYTEST!

Available from October 31st to November 7th, it will be open to ALL members of the Discord Community.

To take part in the Pre-Alpha Playtest ahead of time, you’ll need to join our Discord Server, where starting October 31st (1:00 PM UTC+1/CET) a special section will appear where you can download the build.

No Steam, no access requests: we’ll simply provide you with a .zip file to download from our Drive (and no one will ever take it away from you!).

Taking part in the Discord Playtest means joining the collective development of GLASSHOUSE, alongside a community of 500 people who, for over three years, have been watching, criticizing, and proposing ideas to make a better game.

During Playtest week, you’ll be able to join the voice channels and play with us at FLAT28 Collective, share your feedback, and ask us whether Carbonara is an Italian or American dish — in whatever order you find most appropriate.

We’ll be waiting for you in flat 28, beers in hand.

The next Playtest, more polished and expanded, will be available later on Steam through the usual ‘Request Access’ system. I can understand that, for many, not being able to play GLASSHOUSE on Steam right away might not be ideal and I'm sorry about it; have mercy, this project is being developed entirely in our spare time, and unfortunately, there are only 24 hours in a day.

Lastly, for reasons beyond our control, we can’t reveal the date just yet — but don’t worry, you won’t have to wait long. Really™.

Next week, we’ll reveal the official content of the DISCORD PLAYTEST along with the release of the build, so hang on tight, lads!

Thanks everyone, see you soon!
-Giacomo Montagnoli, Creative Director FLAT28 Collective

Hello everyone!

The DEMO version of <GladiMaker> is finally available on Steam!

Play it now: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3915400/GladiMaker/

Your feedback means a lot to us. We hope you enjoy the demo and feel free to share your thoughts and impressions!

If you find any bugs or would like to contact us directly, please feel free to send us an email at: team.cjnm@gmail.com

We’re planning to open an official Discord channel soon! There, we’ll communicate with players, share our development logs, and improve the game based on your feedback. We hope you’ll join and be part of the conversation!

We’ll also be sharing updates about new content and features that will be added to the full version, so please stay tuned!

In addition, we’re considering launching a Tumblbug/Kickstarter campaign. The details aren’t finalized yet, so please take this as just an early notice!

Thank you for reading our announcement!

We’ll continue working hard to make <GladiMaker> an even more exciting and enjoyable game.

We are always open to all kinds of feedback!

– Team CJNM –