How many times has Hayabusa village burned down? Some Ninja Gaiden freaks out there must know. This aged series has changed a lot in the decades since its NES debut, but that blazing home village has become a running gag. Ninja Gaiden games are slicey-dicey outings of varying quality in which Ryu Hayabusa must kill everything he dislikes yet again. But in the upcoming Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound, it's going back to 2D, largely without Ryu. I scuttled along to a demo session to play the "neo-retro" action platformer, and found that the familiar hero does show up as a tutorial mentor you can battle. You might, unlike me, even be able to defeat him. But it won't matter. Your village will be burnt to the ground anyway.

"Because what would be a Ninja Gaiden game without it?" jokes game director David Jaumandreu of The Game Kitchen, who've been hired by Team Ninja to render those flames in old-school pixel art.

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I now own the Razer Viper Ultimate because I needed something that actually works without making a big production out of it. It's $69.99 right now on Woot, down from the usual $99.99, and that includes the RGB charging dock. No extra add-ons, no fine print. Just the mouse and the dock, ready to go. Or, if you're a first time buyer, you can even save an extra $10 and pick it up for just $59.99 with code TENOFFRAZER. Here's why I recommend doing just that.

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When I inherited - pardon me, founded Endless Bear Studios at the flickering end of the Roaring Twenties, I had a dream. And that dream was to film Peter Jackson's The Lord Of The Rings trilogy 30 years before Peter Jackson was born. Its one of many will-be classics I hope to "pre-make", as it were. But ugh, these writers>. There ain't a single Jackson amongst 'em. I've got four on staff right now: one is a gambler, another likes to drink, the third is an incorrigible slacker, and the fourth is a recent hire who can barely use a typewriter. I spoonfed the gambler the rudiments of Spartacus, and he came back with some rancid applesauce about a knight and a criminal mastermind and a village of pixies. I told the tippler to write The Hobbit, and he cooked up a leaden three-hander with no wizard.

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Dear reader, allow me, if you will, a moment of honesty. I truly, wholly did not know that Skull and Bones was still going. Not only is it still going, but yesterday Ubisoft shared a look at the game's impending second year of updates, so I really missed the boat on this one - pun intended, of course. The first season of the pirate game's second year has already kicked off, introducing a few new features.

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It was always going to end badly for Thillmann The Braggart. 30 gold, he told the brigands. He'd pay them 30 gold each if they could knock up a stew so disgusting that even he - Kobmanhaven's most famous glutton - couldn't keep it down. Whether Thillmann actually had the coin on him, they never found out. Seconds after he raised the first reeking spoon of what he suspected was mostly reindeer shit to his lips, he projectile vomited straight in the face of their leader, and they jumped him.

Death comes quickly in the turn-based tactics and open-world merc work of Battle Brothers, and victory comes hard. Really, it's the stories of the mercs you hire, and their emergent traits and peccadilloes, that make the game what it is. Still, Thillman was possessed of the sort of cocksure spirit that makes a man far less cognisant of sharp objects than he should be, although you couldn't fault his reasoning: he was still alive, so as far as fate had proven to him up until now, nothing could kill him. I can only apologise for adding to the bastard's delusions. The boys and I happened to be passing by at just the right time to save him from those brigands, and he's been with us ever since.

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I like to think I’m immune to sales like this, then Fanatical drops its Level Up Sale and my wishlist instantly turns into a shopping cart. And it's not just filler, either. These are standout games, including recent releases, with discounts deep enough to make me forget (briefly) about my backlog.

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I want fewer cables in my life: Fewer plugs, fewer dongles, and definitely fewer moments spent wondering why something isn't charging. That's why I own the ASUS ROG 65W Charger Dock. And for thirty big ones, it can also save you from the cable spaghetti and gives your ROG Ally X or Steam Deck some actual desktop or TV stand respect. It's down to $29.99 at Best Buy, or £39.99 at Amazon in the UK.

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Hello reader who is also a reader, and welcome back to Booked For The Week - our regular Sunday chat with a selection of cool industry folks about books! While cleaning under my bed recently, I once again discovered my copy of the smallest physical book I have ever owned. It's a tiny handheld edition of the I Ching. What a wonderful thing. I mean, I haven't actually read it, but wisdom is owning at least one very small book, is what I assume the gist is.

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Sundays are for ousting your editor from his throne while he's on holiday. Here's a roundup of some good writing from the internet last week.

This list of Games Writing Words I Hate by Riley MacLeod at Aftermath sets out some words games journalists would do well to avoid. I wrote a similar list over ten years ago, and it's interesting to see many of the examples ("immersive", "IP", "franchise") are still used by enough writers to merit continuing complaints from professional editors like MacLeod.

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Lots of good newsies this week from Triple-I, weren't there? Catching up on it all after the fact, I was making lots of appreciative rumbles. Makes me wanna, I don't know, play games or somesuch.

Here's what we're all clicking on this weekend!

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