Guess which crowd-surfing, sandwich-slinging, high-five-delivering blob just turned 3! Teenage Blob!



It's absolutely wild that this little punk game is already 3 years old! It feels like just yesterday that we were animating Blob's little butt pedaling around on his BMX, but here we are, 3 years later!

To celebrate this occasion we're running a blobtastic birthday sale! To mark it's 3rd anniversary, Teenage Blob (and the Special Edition DLC) are both discounted by 53%.



We always knew Teenage Blob was an exceptionally weird offering. 3 years after it launched, people are still confused about the idea of a game band and a music band joining forces to create a split release. It's pretty safe to say that another 3 years from now, this will probably still be the case. We don't know if this kind of fringe release will ever find a huge audience, but there's 2 things we do know:
1) We truly believe that video games are the next forefront of punk
2) We will forever be grateful for every game punk that picked up and played Teenage Blob.



Teenage Blob's audience might have been small, but we were consistently overjoyed by the positive reception it got from people that did check it out. That continues to this day, as every once in a while a lovely new review appears to warm our hearts.

Thank you forever to every single person that got behind this strange little game, dressed their blob up in cute boots, fed sandwiches to stray dogs, and dived through the deepest blues. You are all awesome and radical beyond words, and we're so grateful that folks like you exist.



That's all from us for now! We're hard at work on our next game, Wrestling With Emotions 2, and cramming a ton of Teenage Blob references into it! As a parting gift, here's a sneak peek of our Graffiti Creator minigame!



Thanks again to every teenage blob out there! Love ya! Appreciate ya!
Team Lazerbeam

New:

• 4 Upgrade in the Residue Shop Page 1 (they are all related to Farming and unlock at A#0, A#3, A#5 & A#7).
  
• 1 Cow Factory Layer for A#10 (after reaching 6-2-50).
  
• 1 Potion and 1 Item in the Soul Shop related to Grasshopper.

Updated:

• Pet Level & Rank Exp bar will now go to % if either the current or required Exp is above e10 (10 billion).
  
• Expedition Token Upgrade in the Residue Shop price changed (lower base price).
  
• Residue Shop Page 2 got a small QoL improvement for A#10+ by showing the last Ascension Highest Level (after clicking in the right side information).
  
• Whack Shop scrolling has been improved.
  
• Cow Factory slider color have been changed to make them fit the bonus better.

Fixed:

• Farming shop could sometime buy everything you were clicking on automatically (it was related to the hold buy getting stuck).
  
• Residue Shop Expedition Token maxed had the wrong image.
  
• Chinese Account Menu had some issue in the display due to larger text.

Next week we will run an ingame event and contest for the 1 year anniversary of the game with exclusive and limited stuff.

Multiplayer will get a new private test hopefully everything is polished & ready enough to go on a "live" test (remember that regardless how long it take, the game is in early access still, it get weekly/monthly updated, and multiplayer start will mark the release of the game)

Edit: Forgot to add that next update also get more Farming Upgrade and QoL (such as Fries / sec & more)

Hey everyone,

Good news – we’re super pleased to announce that the second Steam Playtest for Stampede: Racing Royale begins on August 21!

You can register interest in joining the playtest in the usual way: head to our store page now and hit the green ‘Request Access’ button. Once the playtest is live, you’ll receive an email with full details on how to get involved. This Steam Playtest will run for a full week, closing on August 28.

Alongside the Steam Playtest, we’re also incredibly excited to be bringing Stampede: Racing Royale to Gamescom!



Attendees in Cologne, Germany can participate in our Steam Playtest throughout the event by visiting our booth, in Hall 6 at the Level Infinite area. Get your hands on the latest version of the game, meet some of the Stampede development team, find some cool photo ops, and potentially grab some sweet merch!



The majority of changes in this playtest focus on resolving community-reported bugs from last month, alongside more improvements across key areas of the game, such as network, performance, visuals, and gameplay balancing. Available maps are the same from July’s playtest, and a handful of new cosmetic items have been added to progression rewards.

With Stampede still early in development, our team are working on plenty more content, features, and improvements as we work towards Early Access kicking off later this year.



Full patch notes will be shared before the second playtest begins, and we’ll continue to update our Trello board of known issues that our team are looking into. Follow our official social channels to stay up to date, as well as see live coverage from Stampede at Gamescom!

• Reversed Sacred War level ranges for all schedules

• fix video playback

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[Faith]New CoB: Cthulhu
[Faith]Using "Lovecraft's Unpublished Stories" now unlocks Cthulhu's belief.
[Faith]You can get a 50% discount when adding "Doomsayer" to your faith if your belief is Cthulhu.
[Faith]New Tenet: The Sea Will Consume Us All.
[Marinas Dock]Listen to the doomsayer, one of his random speeches will unlock "The Sea Will Consume Us All."
[Faith]You can get a 50% discount when adding "The Sea Will Consume Us All" to your faith if your belief is Cthulhu.
[Marinas Dock]"The Sea Will Consume Us All" may give you a new dialog option with the doomsayer. It's the same as the special dialog option if you are also a doomsayer.
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【信仰】新信仰核心：克苏鲁
【信仰】使用【洛夫克拉夫特未出版的故事】现在会解锁克苏鲁信仰核心。
【信仰】如果你的信仰核心是克苏鲁，那么增加【末日预言者】到你的自定义信仰上时开销减半。
【信仰】新信条：大海会吞噬我们所有人
【玛丽娜斯码头】码头上的末日预言者的随机对白中的一句会解锁【大海会吞噬我们所有人】的信条。
【信仰】如果你的信仰核心是克苏鲁，那么增加【大海会吞噬我们所有人】到你的自定义信仰上时开销减半。
【玛丽娜斯码头】如果你的自定义信仰中有【大海会吞噬我们所有人】，你在和码头的末日预言者对话时会有一个特殊的选项。这个选项和在你同样是末日预言者时和他进行对话的选项一致。

Latest news from Ukraine/乌克兰小剧场
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+ Special/Event Customizations
+ Penguins now play idle sounds
+ You can now play emote animations when on foot
+ You can now (hopefully) mute other players from the "TAB Player List"
/ fixed bug that caused the spectator camera to flicker
/ fixed bug where clients would fail getting other players Steam Avatar

- Added DLAA in Video options menu.
- Fixed Achievements not unlocking throughout the game.

Hello Keyboard Enthusiasts!

First, we'd like to express our gratitude to all those who have wishlisted the game.

We kindly request a small portion of your time to share your insights. Your feedback will serve as the cornerstone for shaping gameplay mechanics, refining customization options, and much more. Feel free to unleash your creativity and offer any additional ideas that come to mind.

Survey Link : https://forms.gle/3pjvDxua2siSM88S8

Thank you for being a part of this exciting journey with us. Let's build something extraordinary together!

+S Upgrade ’s duration has been changed to 12 waves
S Upgrade ‘s cost has been changed to 50
Reward has been changed from 20/35/55/85 to 20/35/55/90

PC：
Marisa：Triple shot, P cost changed to 95, level 1 damaged reduced from 10 to 9, cooldown reduced from 225 seconds to 165 seconds, controllable duration reduced from 3 seconds to 2, E cost increased by 1

Sanae：E skill cooldown increased from 18s-25s
Yukari：Lan’s speed reduction reduced from 35% to 20%
Remilia ：R skill cooldown increased from 60s-75s
Reimu：Q’s projectile bounce tweaked from 3/3/3/3 to 3/3/4/5, Q cost increased from 18 -20
Cirno：Q damage tweaked from 6/6/7/7 to 7/7/8/8, E skill speed boost tweaked from 3/4/5/6 to 4/5/6/7
Yuyuko：Q skill duration tweaked from 1.5/2/2.5/3 to 2/2.5/3/3.5, P point cost increased from 17 to 19
Eirin：Q cost reduced by 1
Tenshi：R skill duration tweaked from 3.5/7 to 4/6, Q skill’s drill damaged tweaked to 2/3/4/5
Yuuka：E skill splash damaged percentage tweaked from 0.2 to 0.5, AOE increased from 3 to 4
Reiuji：Q skill duration tweaked from 3/3.5/4/4.5 to 3/3.5/5/5.5


C cards：
Ringo：Base HP increased from 40-42
Eternity：1st spell damage reduced from 50% to 40%
Wakasagihime：2nd spell no longer increases range, green point cost tweaked to 3 (but somehow we are unable to change the text in game)
Daiyousei：1st spell green point increased from 3 to 4
Mystia：Dashing speed reduced from 10 to 8.5

B cards：
Momizi：HP increased from 39-40 base damage reduced by 2
Keine：Base HP reduced from 32 to 30, 2nd spell green point cost reduced from 2 to 1, HP increased from 120 to 130, transformation range increased from 8 to 10
Parsee：HP increased from 48-50
Toziko：1st spell green point cost reduced by 1, 2nd spell green point cost reduced by 1
Cirno：2nd spell green point cost increased from 3-4
Kyouko：HP increased from 64-68，cost increased from 15-16
Tewi：Digging’s trigger HP changed to 50%

A cards：
Prismrivers：Cost reduced from 46 to 44
Patchouli：HP increased from 45-47，Firewall speed reduction increased from 40%—50%
Rin：Meat wagon range increased by 0.5, 2nd spell’s set speed increased has been changed to a percentage increase of 80%, upon learning the 2nd spell, there’s now a 60% toughness buff too.
Doremy：HP increased from 45-47
Sakuya：Tactical retreat’s damage increased from 20 to 22
Tenshi：Keystone’s green cost reduced from 4 to 3
Marisa: 2nd spell cooldown reduced from 7 to 6

S cards：
Remilia：Cost increased from 65 to 67, Speargun cooldown reduced by 1
Yuka：Starting planting range increased by 0.5, flower’s shooting range increased by 1
Suwako: HP increased from 123-128
Miko：Long range spell’s green point cost reduced from 6 to 4
Byakuren：Buddha palm’s stun duration increased from 2.5 to 2.75, green point cost reduced from 7 to 6
Yuyuko：1st spell green point cost reduced by 1, 2nd spell green point cost reduced by 1
Mokou：Cost increased from 52-54, landmine damage increased from 25-28
Kanako：Cost increased from 75-76