There s nothing I enjoy more than the interminable march towards the cold embrace of my own grave. When I m done just throw me in that soily bad hole where skeletons live, I don t mind. I scream in delight with every fresh wrinkle discovered, each grey fleck found, every stabbing abdominal pain after thirty seconds of light exercise. Let me glide happily towards that eventual death, like a rotten log approaching a waterfall, or an expensive phone vibrating towards the edge of a dinner table. Who s calling? It s the yawning void of the infinite. Do you accept the charges?

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When 2016’s Doom hit the scene, it was a return to form for a series that was long thought to be dormant after a less-than-stellar effort with Doom 3. It was a welcome surprise for those fans who stuck it out, hopeful that it would be as gory and silly as Doom was meant to be. Doom Eternal looks to be a bit more of the same, with new enemies and weapons to master, as well as a journey through hell on earth, and beyond. This guide will act as a hub for everything that we know so far about the game, including a place for the trailer that shows off the bulk of the game, as well as what we know about the game’s release window. (more…)

For some American or Euro Truck Simulatorettes, as I’ve decided we pretend long-distance haulage fans should call ourselves, news of a new type of vehicle or trailer is reason to celebrate. For me, the most excited I’ve ever been about American Truck Sim patch notes is the declaration that they’ve just made rain better.

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Post-apocalypse seems to be the in thing right now, with the likes of Rage 2 on the horizon. However it seems Ubisoft wants in on this particular trend of neon-punk dystopian first-person shooters, as Far Cry: New Dawn splashes Hope County with shades of fuchsia and lime. We’ll go over everything we know in this little summary guide, from the release date, to the trailers and the editions of the game that are available.

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Wee plastic soldiers will wage war across a messy house this Christmas – and in Rising Storm 2: Vietnam. The ‘realistic’ multiplayer first-person shooter today launches its festive event with a pleasingly self-descriptive name, Toy Soldier Green Army Men Christmas Special. There are green toy army men, and it’s Christmas, and it’s special. The smooth soldiers will scamper along Hot Wheels tracks, have firefights in a model village, hide behind presents under the Christmas tree, and probably have more than a few accidents with the toy train chugging around. Charming. Have a peek in the trailer below.

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This advent calendar doesn’t function on its own, you know. There are a bunch of us in here cranking levers, jumping up and down on switches, hurriedly shovelling words into furnaces. All so you can open day 11 and find out what’s inside…

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Into The Breach was fine and all, but it didn’t have nearly enough robots. Not proper ones. Fortunately, Facepunch – the Rust and Garry’s Mod devs – have made a game about fighty non-oxidised robo-pals. Clatter pits robo-teams against each other in primarily multiplayer matches, playing a turn-based future-sport put on for crowds of smiley-faced cubes. I’ve had one game so far, and it seems promising.

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I could, I suspect, dash myself against Kenshi‘s wind-bleached rocks for a full year and still feel ill-qualified to pass judgement upon it. You might as well ask me to review atmospheric pressure, or continental drift.

Kenshi is everything. Kenshi is nothing. Kenshi just is>.

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There is a moment in Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments where the detective has to identify a brand of cigar. This scent is familiar to me, but in order to recognise it, I must combine my associations into one picture, he says. You find yourself swivelling a stink cloud, aligning its wafting lines into a hidden image. Problem is, Holmes nose deals in broad stereotypes – it locates the stogie as Mexican in origin by arranging the smell into a picture of a sombrero. That legendary sombrero smell that all Mexicans have. I believe this one comes from Conan Doyle s beloved story, The Case Of The Horribly Misjudged Minigame.

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I’m starting to think that Beyond Good And Evil 2 might just pull it off. In their latest showcase video and lengthy developer stream, Ubisoft Montpellier give us our broadest, clearest look at their game of fanciful open-world bandes dessin es-styled space piracy. In what’s starting to look a bit like Mass Effect but in a vastly more interesting setting, we get a peek at some early ground combat, space travel, puttering around on a hoverbike and even going for an orbital space-walk. There’s an early look at co-op, crew recruitment systems and plenty of tasty little details. Take a peek below.

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