THE HIGHS
Phil Savage: Design meetingI love listening to game designers talk about game design—to the point where I'm often having to reassure interview subjects that, yes, I really do want you to talk endlessly at me about game design. No, really, it's fine. For God's sake stop apologising. I'm fascinated by the choices that smart people make, and the impact those choices have on the things they create. That's why I love any situation where a developer is quizzed about their involvement in an old project. The added distance generally leads to a level of detachment that results in a more frank breakdown of the limitations and compromises. You can hear that in Steve Gaynor's brilliant Tone Control podcast, and see it in Double Fine's Devs Play series. Most recently, you can watch three of Deus Ex's creators replaying Deus Ex. I recommend you do, even if it will mean an inevitable urge to replay Deus Ex.
Andy Kelly: Sex appealFemale character models have been half-launched in survival sandbox Rust. This is a game where your avatar is generated randomly based on the numbers in your Steam ID. It determines your skin colour, body shape, and penis size—and now it will, eventually, dictate your sex too.
This is a brilliant idea, and I love how salty it s making people. Some players are visibly upset and complaining that the character that s been generated for them is black. I can only imagine how bad they ll react when they appear in the game as, GASP, a woman.
Rust is a silly, anarchic game whose tone is utterly incoherent, so this character randomisation doesn t feel out of place. I love that you can t choose, because when confronted with a character creator, people will naturally makes someone who looks like themselves. But that s boring. You can be ANYONE in a virtual world, so why be boring old you?
Mainly, though, I m just looking forward to the angry forum threads by people who have spawned as women. That alone is worth the inclusion of the feature. Make sure you grab the next issue of PC Gamer, in which the team compares the sizes of their randomly-generated Rust dongs.
Samuel Roberts: Miami horrorThis week my brain has reacted by craving morbid media. For example, I ve cycled between listening to an audiobook of Bugliosi s Helter Skelter about the Manson Family killings, The Evil Within, The Shining, and Hotline Miami 2. The one I ve been enjoying the most out of those is that which is the most cartoon-y and therefore the least like real life—Hotline Miami 2 is a flawed sequel with a fragmented story, but as someone who devoured the original many times over, I m enjoying the challenge. I m liking it a bit more than Chris did earlier this year, helped, I think, by only encountering a fraction of the bugs he did.
I m also appreciating the new conditions of the levels—being forced to use specific weapons, some of which were far from suitable for the level at hand, is like playing a challenge mode more than a main story. But that level of difficulty, while a step up from the original, is oddly appealing to me. I think it s because I always enjoyed Hotline Miami the most when I was on the border of ragequitting every single time, which happens regularly in every level here. Wrong Number is so maddening I spent 40 minutes trying to escape a prison full of armed guards, which is an appalling performance for a Hotline Miami level. It s flawed, but I am still very glad I played it, particularly for the near-3 hours of extraordinary electro music found here—perhaps the best soundtrack for a game I ve heard in years.
James Davenport: Alarming alliterationFull disclosure: I gave ten bucks to the Neverending Nightmares Kickstarter. I also gave ten bucks to the Devastated Dreams Kickstarter. Why? The former was an honest exploration of developer Matt Gilgenbach s depression and anxiety, expressed through stark, Edward Gorey-inspired art and simple mechanics. It was a relief to see such a gorgeous, personal game tackle horrifying issues through a genre I love. Some of the imagery in Neverending Nightmares still stands as some of the most genuinely shocking stuff I ve seen in a game. Devastating Dreams, on Kickstarter now, is hoping to riff on a similar design—2D, exploration-based, art-driven—but posits the player as a young, pregnant Filipino woman. Gilgenbach is tapping into his wife Joanne s experience growing up in the Philippines, embracing her culture s folk tales as a backbone for their new project. Turns out, some of these Filipino folk monsters are super into chowing down on babies. Yikes. There s a playable demo on the Kickstarter page, and it s very early on, but it still managed to coerce a few jumps and curse words out of me.
The amazing play above was posted by Reddit user Craizinho on the Rocket League subreddit.
Tom Marks: SoccarI ve had an absurd amount of fun playing Rocket League this week. Possibly too much fun.
Fundamentally, Rocket League doesn t have too much going on. There isn t a lot to do in the game besides dressing your car up in silly hats and playing the standard game mode—it s an experience stripped of nearly all fat and excess. But the skillcap is so monumentally high that I could play for hours on end and still feel like I d have to get better before I start showing up on highlight reels. Intense moments abound, even at low-level play, but I can feel myself getting a little better during every match. That feeling of constant improvement while also knowing I have more room to grow makes Rocket League an incredibly engrossing game.
Also, thank you to Skoo in our comments for the brilliance that is calling Rocket League Soccar.
Chris Livingston: Turn-BiasedI am not much for turn-based combat: either I stink at it and thus don't enjoy it, or I don't enjoy it and thus don't put much effort into it and thus stink at it. That's why I was pleasantly surprised by the short time I've spent with Legends of Eisenwald. The combat, as noted in Andy's review, is oddly restrictive. You characters can only choose to attack enemies near them, often leaving them no choice at all about who to fight. While you can make a character retreat, you can't peel them off, button-hook around the crowd, and attack someone else.
It's a really odd, rigid system, and I expect it will greatly annoy a lot of turn-based combat veterans, but I actually wound up liking it quite a bit. Rather than staring at the battlefield, confronted with dozens of different options, there's really only a few. Battles are straightforward and usually pretty quick. For someone like me who doesn't have a mind for strategy, and not a lot of interest in learning the intricacies of ten different character classes, I found it refreshing and got a grip on it almost immediately. Like I said, the relative simplicity will no doubt turn some people off, but I appreciated it, and I'm having a fine time with the game in general.
THE LOWS
Andy Kelly: Death to realismI ve been thinking about the Rise of the Tomb Raider video shown at the Xbox E3 conference, and how depressing it was. Our goal is to make the most realistic characters in games, says a developer, and you think, cool, they re going to talk about writing and characterisation. The stuff that makes a character. But not: they were talking about the graphics.
They meant realistic in a very literal sense. Yeah, Lara looks realistic, sort of, but that doesn t make her a realistic character. Look at, say, any Studio Ghibli film. Do the characters look realistic? No. But are they characters? Yes! Or read any good book, which paint rich, believable characters with nothing but letters printed in ink.
Character comes from writing. Look at something like Crysis, for example. Incredibly realistic character models, but zero rounded characters. Totally forgettable. Rise of the Tomb Raider might be a good game (I liked the last one), but it s a shame to see developers working so hard in the wrong direction. Realism has long been the games industry s goal, but it leads nowhere. Stories need to get better, not the amount of visible pores on the hero s face.
James Davenport: Bad shepherdI have a really hard time getting into multiplayer games. There are a small stretches where I ll attempt to dive deep into Counterstrike, Battlefield, Starcraft, or the MOBA of the Week, but nothing ever holds my attention for long, especially right when they come out. Which is why I m bummed (and fascinated) to hear that The Flock, a super interesting asymmetrical multiplayer game, has an expiration date. The game injects horror into its first-person competition in a clever way. One player is a humanoid and everyone else is a nimble, monstrous being with the goal of killing the human. However, the human player can prolong their death using a (quickly dying) flashlight to stop monsters in their tracks. As a monster, if you move in the light, you re dead. Neat idea, yeah?
It s a wonderful idea, and exactly why I m bummed it isn t set to last. The developers have a point: these niche multiplayer games do tend to lose audiences over time and the idea of facilitating a climactic finale before turning the game off forever is novel, but prioritizing a high concept idea over convenience is somewhat baffling to me. I could understand, especially if this was posited as an experiment from the get-go, but now I m far less interested in playing the game, simply because I m not sure I ll even have the time. Boo.
Chris Livingston: Survival of the ShittiestI've finally begun playing ARK: Survival Evolved (my first diary entry is here). My first headache with the Early Access survival game, which has quickly become a hot seller, was that I simply couldn't get the damn thing to run. I'd start the game, pick a server, wait for five minutes, and then it would crash. What's more, this wasn't a quick crash to desktop, but a long, slow crash that would take minutes to complete, sometimes to the point where I'd have to manually restart my PC. I'd estimate I've probably lost about six hours just trying to get onto a server over the past several weeks.
I eventually found a workaround by accident: using the in-game server browser would cause a crash, and using the Steam server browser while in-game would cause a crash, but using the Steam server browser to select a server before launching the game—which would then auto-launch the game—would actually get me onto a server. I have no idea why, but at least I could finally play the game with other people.
This, of course, brings on its own series of headaches, because to this point, and I'm not exaggerating, every single person I've met in ARK has immediately punched me in the face. Once, this simply left me unconscious for a minute or two. Twice, after punching me, the other player simply killed me. And, several other times, I was eaten by the other players' pet dinosaurs while I lay there unconscious. This all happened with a minute or so of joining a server as a new character, wearing only underpants and not possessing a single item.
I know this is a part of multiplayer survival games—and I've done my share of unprompted killing of other players so I probably deserve it—but being eaten by another player's trained dinosaur before I've had time to even craft an axe, pick a berry, or take a shit seems a little more unbalanced than, say, DayZ, where you probably won't immediately run into a well-equipped player, and even if you do, he won't have a giant prehistoric monster following him around.
Phil Savage: Quest delayedI've been catching up with my RPG backlog, which means I recently finished The Witcher 2—and only a few years after everybody else. This should be great news, as it means I now get to start The Witcher 3. Hurrah!
Except, not quite. Having seen the 1.07 patch change list, I've convinced myself that I won't start The Witcher 3 until it's been released. The Witcher 2 would have been intolerable without those storage chests, and knowing they—and other essential looking inventory tweaks—are on the way was enough to get me wait. In other words, patience is my low this week. Specifically my lack of it. Come on, CDPR! It's been a week now.
(Seriously, though. Take your time. No pressure.)
Samuel Roberts: Death to DeadpoolI think it s good news that Deadpool returned to Steam earlier this week, even if the game itself is slightly weak (Nolan North is excellent as the titular character, but it s a forgettable third-person action game with 7/10 jokes—a few 8s.) I am oddly annoyed that it s returned to Steam at full price, though, retailing for $40/ 30 despite being two years old and not that good—and people are buying it. It s on the second page of Steam s best sellers list, last time I checked today, and I can t help feeling like people are only panic purchasing for fear of it being pulled from Steam again. I promise you, it s not worth 30. It ll be around until the movie releases next year, I m almost certain of that—wait until it ends up in a Steam sale if you re that big a fan. It s what Deadpool would do.
Tom Marks: A hollow protestThat we reportedly won t see a rereleased PC version of Batman: Arkham Knight for at least another six weeks is downright ridiculous. It s good that they re taking the time they need to actually fix the game, but it s disrespectful that they didn t give the port the time it deserved before its initial launch.
Not having any clue when Arkham Knight will be fixed is a low, but it isn t what got me lowest this week. That honor goes to a common reaction I saw to the news, and it goes a little something like this: I m not going to buy Arkham Knight. I ll be playing it, but they won t get my money. That s the worst response you can have, because it doesn't accomplish what you think it does.
For a long time, big developers felt that the PC market wasn t worth the effort, and a huge part of that attitude was because of game piracy. This attitude is finally starting to change as we see more and more PC sales, even on DRM-free platforms like GOG. Some developers are still making mistakes—as the Arkham Knight debacle clearly shows—but the attitude is generally shifting. Responding to instances like this by publically and proudly announcing that you are going to pirate the game is short-sighted, petty, irrational, and stupid. You are not hurting them more by stealing their game, you are hurting the PC community.
If Arkham Knight s launch state and post-launch delay means you can no longer support WB and Rocksteady, then by all means don t buy the game. But don t pirate the game. It hurts the cause you claim to be fighting for. You think you are taking something from them, but you are only helping to perpetuate a cycle that leaves us with more botched ports.
And if you really, truly can t resist and have to play it, pay the company for the product they made. I know a guy who makes the best falafel I ve ever had. He s an asshole, but that doesn t mean I steal the falafel.
