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Rovio continues to tease the November 8 release of Angry Birds Star Wars on mobile, PC and Mac, this time with a full gameplay trailer that ends with the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.


While Luke, Leia, R2, C3P0, Han, Chewbacca and Ben will be doing the grunt work during Rovio's epic space opera, if they find themselves in a tight spot there's always air support.


No need for more teases, Rovio—I'm already ridiculously excited. This is the more brilliant stupid idea ever.


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What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 YetWhile I busy myself playing games like The Grinns Tale and the newly-released CityVille 2, the rest of Facebook mills about the old familiar haunts, munching on candy and clicking up exotic cuisine.


This list is quickly growing stale, with the same games as last week appearing this week, only in slightly different order. It astounds me how many amazing gaming experiences there are on the social network, yet this is what everyone is hooked on. Diversify, people!



Most-Played Facebook Games by Daily Active Users — 11/05/2012

Rank App MAU
1. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet FarmVille 2 Zynga Inc. 61,900,000
2. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet Texas HoldEm Poker Zynga 32,900,000
3. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet Bubble Safari Zynga 25,200,000
4. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet ChefVille Zynga 24,700,000
5. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet Zynga Slingo Zynga 20,800,000
6. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet Diamond Dash Wooga 19,700,000
7. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet Bubble Witch Saga King.com 17,000,000
8. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet FarmVille Zynga 17,000,000
9. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet Candy Crush Saga King.com 15,900,000
10. What Facebook is Playing This Week: No Sign of CityVille 2 Yet CityVille Zynga 15,700,000

See the full list and more at AppStats.


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Gamers often complain that their trailers don't have enough gameplay in them, or too many cinematic sequences, or too many real actors pretending to be video game characters.


This clip, for Assassin's Creed III, has none of the above. Commissioned to run during Adult Swim, it's got a Robot Chicken vibe as far as the puppets go, only with none of the humour.


Still, full marks for originality!


[adult swim] Assassin's Creed III [Vimeo, via Super Punch]


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I know it's just an advertisement for ClearPlex screen protectors, but I just can't stop watching it.


This makes me glad I got rid of all my bladed weapons before the babies arrived. The 30 pound Final Fantasy VII Buster Sword in the corner doesn't count.


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Gamer Plays DOTA Instead of Celebrating Anniversary, Gets Hurt In ProcessAnniversaries are often important days, particularly those that involve relationships. One gamer in China's northeastern city of Changchun chose to play DOTA instead of celebrating his anniversary with his girlfriend. Good things did not happen.


On Halloween, 27 year-old Zhao and his 26 year-old girlfriend Xiao Qing were supposed to celebrate their two year anniversary but misfortune befell them. Zhao, who lost his job recently, spent most of his time at home playing DOTA, whereas Qing had a day job. Coming home and expecting to go out for a romantic evening, Qing was disappointed to see Zhao still laying about at home playing DOTA.


After waiting for Zhao to get his act together, Qing realized that Zhao was stalling for time and it wasn't in his intentions to leave the apartment. He just wanted to play DOTA with his friends. Finally fed up with waiting, Qing walked up behind Zhao's computer and unplugged the ethernet cable.


Startled and obviously upset, Zhao yelled angrily at Qing, trying to get the cable back. The two had a back and forth, and Qing ran away from home crying. Zhao didn't chase after her. Upset that his game was ruined, he decided to go out drinking with a friend.


Zhao ended up drinking quite a lot that night, so much so that he got into an accident. Zhao had stepped onto the road while drunk and was sideswiped by a passing taxi.


The following morning, with his leg injured, Zhao tried to find Qing to make up for his "stupidity" but he wasn't able to find her. Calling her cell only led to automated messages. Finally Zhao reached out to the media in hopes that his remorse could reach Qing.


"I just kept playing my game without taking her feelings into account. I truly regret it. I believe what happened to my leg is punishment for the way I treated Qing. I was wrong and I won't play games in the future," said Zhao.


DOTA玩家不愿庆祝恋爱纪念日 女友怒拔网线出走/a> [Tencent Games]



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You Won't Believe How Shockingly Nerdy This Dating Party WasRecently, in the city of Kuki, Japan, a speed-dating event was held for otaku (geeks). What made this event unique was that the participants wore masks as they looked for a prospective marriage partner. What better way to fall in love, than with someone with Chimchar on his or her face!


In English, the event's title translates to "Otaku Marriage Seeking Masked Ball: The Unconventional Marriage Hunting of Geeks". According to Mantan Web, there was folk dancing and one-on-one talks, as the masked participants got spent time with each other.


The masks helped the guys and gals put emphasis on substance instead of superficiality. (That is, unless some of the participants became smitten because of the masks.)


Nine males participated, and eight women, and the event lead to the creation of four couples, and one sad, lonely dude in a silly mask.


The event was so successful that another masked ball for marriage seeking nerds is planned.


Fun fact: The city of Kuki *should* be familiar to fans of the anime Lucky Star.


お面かぶってカップル5割 好評につき次回も開催 [Mantan Web]



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Exchange Student: I Love You China, But Your Games SuckAn editorial written by a South Korean exchange student about Chinese online games has been circling the Chinese internets as of late. In his article the author talks about his love for China and all things Chinese, but he delves furthest into his disdain of China's video games and its gaming industry listing his top five problems with Chinese online games.


Now this gamer's issues with Chinese online games is an old problem that has been discussed to death. Skipping past the parts where he prefaces his arguments with his praise of China, let's take a look at this gamer's disdain with the Chinese gaming industry and Chinese online games directly.


The five problems he lists are plagiarism, scammers, lag, poor quality, and a lack of culture. He makes valid points defending his premises that I can't really argue against, but seeing that I live in China, AND I have to play so many Chinese games, I have to say that his dissatisfaction with Chinese online games is pretty superficial.


Sure, many Chinese games do suffer from the problems he listed. The lag, come on, China's internet speeds are the among the worst in the world's; China ranked 90th in the world this year.


Sure there are loads of poor quality games, but come on, China releases so many damn games a year that it's ridiculous. It does have the world's largest population.


Scamming happens everywhere. I get emails from Nigerian princes all the time.


As to the criticisms of plagiarism and lack of culture, I personally agree with this gamer a lot. However for the sake of playing devil's advocate let's look at them a bit closer.


To judge the Chinese online gaming market as a whole on the copycats is missing the point.

There is no denying that many Chinese games are blatant rip-offs of foreign games. (Hunters Blade, anyone?) But to judge the Chinese online gaming market as a whole on the copycats is missing the point. There are many MMOs, even some new ones such as Tao Yuan that are fairly unique in the sense that they borrow from various other games and add something unique to them.


The point of Chinese online games lacking culture, however, is a bit odd. Partially because of the multitudes of copycat games out there, many of the home grown games lose some of their cultural identity. However, there are loads of games with rich backstories and culture that can only come out of China; just look at any of the MMOs that focus on Louis Cha's novels.


Comments by Chinese readers were a mixed bag of agreement and dissent. Some of the commenters were just obnoxious and called for the Korean gamer to go back to South Korea, others concurred with his assessments of China's gaming situation.


I am personally conflicted, as I believe that these problems need to be brought up time after time to spur Chinese innovation. At the same time I believe that this gamer is only just touching the surface of the problems with gaming culture in China.


抄袭骗钱糟蹋文化!韩国玩家评中国网游5宗罪/a> [Tencent Games]



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Germany's "Pick Up Dog Sh*t" Game Is Coming to JapanKackel Dackel, the infamous German game in which a plastic dog craps rainbow turds, is coming to Japan as "Buriwan" for short (the full title is "Burittoderuwan" ブリッとでるワン, with "buri" referring to the noise made while pooping).


In case you missed Kackel Dackel when it first raised eyebrows a few years back with this ad, here's more info about the game, including Google-translated English instructions on how to play. They should come in handy if you ever want to play with poo. Well, Kackel Dackel poo.


Germany's "Pick Up Dog Sh*t" Game Is Coming to Japan Germany's "Pick Up Dog Sh*t" Game Is Coming to Japan


Here are some photos from Japanese site Yuukan Gadget.


ブリッとでるワン [Takara Tomy]



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Manga Artist Sells Used Sex Toys Online...with RiceManga artist Pikupikun is considered a dreamboat by his adoring fans. When not drawing erotic manga, he often posts pictures of himself in the shower or in frilly outfits. And when he's not doing that, he's furiously masturbating—something that actually caused him to once miss a publication deadline.


Last week, he put not one, but two used sex toys up on an internet auction site. One of them was Pikupikun's favorite, and it had seen nearly a year of use. According to the auction site, there were a few scratches from use. And while Pikupikun said he cleaned and sprayed the toy, it still had a "slight whiff of use". He was careful, however, to note that the toy did not come with any bodily fluids or hair.


Besides that toy, the manga artist included another toy that he had previously retired, and the auction included other goodies like a letter from Pikupikun, illustrations, and more, including three big bowls worth of Koshihikari rice that he harvested.


Manga Artist Sells Used Sex Toys Online...with Rice


Of course, the auction was pulled before it ended, but not after bids climbed over ¥74,000 (US$920).


Manga Artist Sells Used Sex Toys Online...with Rice


As a work around, Pikupikun put up another auction, but angled it around the rice, instead of the sex toys (though he obliquely referenced them in his auction). This one slipped by the auction site, and the whole bundle went for a whopping ¥88,000, or $1.093. Hopefully, the lucky winner will enjoy those goodies—but hopefully not enjoy them.


オークションにて、オレの使用済みオナホールを出品いたしました [@PIKU2N]



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Good Thing the PlayStation 2 Didn't Derail a Japanese Passenger TrainOn November 4, a sixty year-old man noticed something suspicious at a railroad crossing in Yabu, Japan: a large black box. He called the police, and an officer showed up on the scene, only to discover the large black box was a PlayStation 2.


After the man, who was crossing the railroad tracks, noticed the console, a Japan Rail passenger train passed by. According to Nikkan Sports, thankfully, none of the thirty or so passengers were injured.


Certainly, placing foreign objects on train tracks can cause accidents—though, the PS2 seems like something that would be (and was) damaged, if not destroyed, immediately on impact.


Still, the police are investigating the matter, trying to discern who placed the object on the tracks.


線路上にプレステ2放置 [Nikkan Sports]



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