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The Nintendo Anime of my DreamsSeeing as my anime preferences fall within the boundaries of "giant metal death machines", and not "girls with enormous cute faces", I haven't enjoyed much Japanese animation in the last decade or so.


But so help me I would watch this show. Especially if it was about the girls' attempts to rescue a couple of useless plumbers, who continually find themselves captured and stuck at the bottom of some castle.


Torn Princesses [by TheJayPhenrix, via it 8-bit]


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Why Japan Should Thank Nintendo. And Why It Shouldn't.Spend any time on Japanese websites, blogs, and forums, and you'll eventually see it: ありがとう任天堂. It means "Arigato Nintendo" or "Thank you Nintendo".


"Arigato Nintendo" is a meme in Japan. It first appeared on popular Japanese game site Sinobi in 2009 in a piece that detailed the staggering first day sales of New Super Mario Bros. Wii. The phrase was originally intended to praise Nintendo. It soon took on a life of its own.


There are many things Japan should thank Nintendo for—countless things, even—but not for everything.


When Japanese gamers write "Arigato Nintendo" in a forum, they might mean it. This generation, Nintendo has released a slew of fantastic games and brilliant hardware. However, there are also Japanese gamers who detest Nintendo or the blind allegiance to Nintendo and ironically fire off an "Arigato Nintendo" when the company makes a mistake or does something unpopular—yes, the phrase can also be used to troll Nintendo.


There's a notion in the West that all Japanese gamers like Nintendo. This is far from the truth! However, the vast majority of them do grow up playing Nintendo games—especially nowadays. This isn't the first time Nintendo defined a generation.


Why Japan Should Thank Nintendo. And Why It Shouldn't.


During the 1980s, Nintendo defined video games. With the success of the Family Computer (AKA the Famicom) in Japan, the Nintendo became like Coke, Xerox, or Kleenex: synonymous with the product it sold.


You don't quite see the same "Arigato Sony" sentiment online in Japan. Even if that sentiment exists, you only tend to see it when new hardware is released (or if The Last Guardian ever comes out) or when Sony bags third party exclusives. That's pretty much it.


That being said, in Japan, there is still very much a "cool" factor around Sony gaming hardware that Nintendo doesn't quite have. It's not because Nintendo hardware is uncool, but rather, because of the baggage Nintendo has. Since many parents buy Nintendo portables for their kids, the prevailing stereotype is that Nintendo hardware is for children. This, too, is totally untrue! However, this is why you often see junior high school kids and high school kids with PlayStation Portables, as though they've "graduated" to the device. This could (and probably will) change as, for example, more titles like Monster Hunter 4 hit Nintendo's portable.


Yet, that emotional attachment to Sony and Nintendo are not the same. If you are thanking Nintendo, you are thanking the company for its hardware and the games that it's made on that hardware. You are, in a way, also thanking Nintendo for video games, end point. Most of the gratitude towards Sony would be for the hardware and the games it has gotten onto that hardware. The nuance is different. The companies are, too.


The Kyoto-based card maker has dabbled in several businesses—from taxis to love hotels—but video games would prove to be its greatest success. But Nintendo and their games weren't simply popular electronics; they were cultural ambassadors. Sony was also a great ambassador during this period, but it wasn't shipping pure, uncut pop culture per se, but instead, devices that enabled you to consume pop culture made by creators and artists of your choice.


Why Japan Should Thank Nintendo. And Why It Shouldn't.


During the 1980s, as Japan-bashing took hold abroad, kids in America and elsewhere were directly exposed to Japanese popular culture—a culture that soon became global—through Nintendo. Many gamers probably didn't think about where Nintendo was based, who was building these consoles, and who was designing these games. Those that did, like myself, perhaps became interested in a country that appeared so different from their own, yet so similar thanks the game's universal appeal.


For a game company that made such international hits, it often didn't seem very international at home. Nintendo isn't just a very Japanese company, it's a very Kyoto company, making it seem even more insular.


While rival Sony frequently hires non-Japanese employees in Tokyo—it even had a foreign CEO—Nintendo Co., Ltd. seems to prefer to have its non-Japanese employees work at its overseas branch offices and keep its headquarters nearly all Japanese. Heck, it was even a big deal when the Kyoto company had Satoru Iwata, who was born in Hokkaido and not directly connected to bossman's family, take over the reigns.


In the past, this has seemed to translate to Nintendo's relationship with outside developers—Japanese and abroad. Many gamers buy Nintendo hardware to play Nintendo games on them (unlike Sony consoles which people buy to play video games on).


Western gamers look at Mario and claim the character as one of their own. It's similar to how Japanese sometimes see "Western" things, like blue jeans, rock music, and hamburgers. They don't look at them and immediately think "foreign" or "non-Japanese", as they've grown up on all three. (Once one of my son's friends earnestly asked me if there was McDonald's in America.) Likewise, gamers who have grown up on a steady diet of Mario and Zelda don't look at them as being "Japanese". They're Mario and Zelda.


What compounds the problem is that every summer, Nintendo rolls into E3, the huge gaming expo in Los Angeles, and shows off its latest games and hardware. Then it neglects the Tokyo Game Show entirely, giving the whole thing to Sony and Microsoft. Microsoft is a non-starter in Japan, and the console, while it has its Japanese fans, is largely a non-issue.


Nintendo's decision to skip TGS year after year makes the Japanese game industry appear weaker than it really is. It's baffling. What's also baffling is that Nintendo seems to be increasingly reluctant to do fan events in Japan, basically relying on television commercials and in store kiosks.


Why Japan Should Thank Nintendo. And Why It Shouldn't.


This lowers the image and hurts the entire Japanese game industry. Every year, Nintendo seems to do better and better, while in the West, people claim that the Japanese game industry is getting worse and worse—completely discounting the fact that Nintendo is headquartered in Japan.


While well known Japanese game creators are trying to show some fight in them, announcing big games to show what Japan can do, Nintendo doesn't seem as interested in participating in the discussion. Like I said, Nintendo is very much a Kyoto company. It's off doing its own thing.


It's weird. Nintendo seems so international. Yet, the company, in many ways, is not. There's a disconnect. People are down on Japan. They are not down on Nintendo. This would be a perfect opportunity for Nintendo to do some cheerleading for the country's game industry to and for Japanese gamers. That might mean showing up at the Tokyo Game Show, or even holding more of its own events across Japan. Just, something.


The pluses do outweigh the minuses. Nobody's perfect. Few Japanese companies have continued to have such an impact on the way we play. For that, there's only one thing to say: ありがとう任天堂。



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This Might Be the Best iPhone Theft Story EverA 27 year-old Taiwanese man surnamed Luo befriended a woman surnamed Lin, 21, a resident of New Taipei City. They met in an internet chatroom. And she allegedly made off with his phone. But there's a twist.


According to NOWnews website (via Global Times), Lin visited Hsinchu, a city in northern Taiwan, where Luo lives. While together, she said that her phone was being fixed, so Luo gave her his extra iPhone 4 to use.


Lin said she would return the phone after a week, but when the time passed, she said she had to go to southern Taiwan and never returned the phone. Luo sent the woman a message, asking where his phone was. She reportedly replied, "Do you want me to return your apple?" Luo apparently said he did.


Three months passed, and Luo got a package from Lin. Opening it, he discovered four apples. (Perhaps four, because iPhone 4?)


Luo tried to contact the woman again about his missing phone (and the fruit!), but she had turned off her phone, so he went to his local police station, produce in hand.


No word on whether he got his phone back or if the man liked them apples.


Woman makes off with iPhone, sends apples [Global Times via Alicia via BeijingCream]


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How a Naked Japanese Man Launched Endless PhotoshopsThis March, a NSFW thread popped up on 2ch, the country's largest bulletin board. The thread's title was "Let's Gather All the Nude Art Model Pics by Searching Google!", and it featured an array of nude art models.


But something funny happened. An internet superstar was discovered.


The original thread from March seems to have featured only one photo of the soon to be infamous model. However, there were other threads in which people were talking about what it's like to be a nude art model, how much money one makes, how long one must keep the same pose, etc.


Then, shortly thereafter, someone zeroed in on this soon to be infamous nude model, and sealed his fate with the thread title, "This Male Nude Art Model Is So Freaky lulz".


The notoriety was for the model's unbelievable, mind-boggling poses. Poses like these:



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What's up with his mobile phone? And the broom? And the bucket? Even more perplexing was that nobody seemed able to comprehend how one would actually draw these poses. They looked truly odd. And thus, the pictures set off a flurry of Photoshops, and soon this nude art model was being dubbed "the most famous male nude art model in Japan".


And for good reason; his poses were unlike anything people had seen before. Besides models, there are nude model art books (of course, sold in Japan for fine art, illustration, and manga art), but the poses in those are nothing compared to what this guy was doing.


The photos continue to spawn threads—most recently, there was one a few days ago. And occasionally, threads will pop up with people claiming to have found "uncensored" images or even photos of the model completely dressed.


Someone in the original thread pointed out, "I now understand that being an art model is a tough gig." Especially when you're doing naked handstands.


If you think you're able to top any of the Japanese Photoshops (below), have at it in the comments section.


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Nintendo Says the 3DS Is Doing "Weaker" in the West Than ExpectedNintendo really turned things around for the 3DS. For a while, due to a variety of reasons (some out of Nintendo's control), things did not look good for the handheld. Now, there are a bunch of games, and the 3DS is really starting to come into its own.


That doesn't mean it's meeting Nintendo's lofty expectations, though!


Today, Nintendo slightly revised its forecast for the rest of its business year. The reason? "Sales of the Nintendo 3DS hardware and software were weaker in overseas markets than expected," wrote Nintendo. "In addition, the yen appreciation was beyond the expectation level and the exchange losses totaled 23.2 billion yen."


If you are a numbers geek (and really, you should be), you'll be interested to know that Japan purchased two million 3DS units between April and September of this year, double the amount during the same period last year. In comparison, the Americas went from 800,000 units to 1.39 million, and Europe (and other PAL regions, etc) went from 1.19 million to 1.58 million.


"Consumers are content to use their smartphones and tablet computers to play games," Makoto Kikuchi, a Tokyo hedge fund analyst, told Bloomberg. "The 3DS is really failing."


I dunno about that, Makoto Kikuchi! I do know that considering how big those regions are, the 3DS numbers should be bigger.


(Top photo: Shizuo Kambayashi | AP)

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World of Warcraft Outfits Look Lovely in Red as well as PurpleTasha from South Korean cosplay collective Spiral Cats is back with a slew of new cosplay. She and her team are among the best cosplayers in Asia—and the world. Their outfits, in particular, are stellar.


Here, via her Facebook page, Tasha tries her hand at World of Warcraft's Alexstrasza and Sylvanas.


Earlier this summer, she brought Nidalee from League of Legends to life. If you are unfamiliar with Spiral Cats' work, this gallery should bring you up to speed.


Tasha [Facebook]


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Lethal Resident Evil Enemies, Eating French Fries and Hanging OutIn Resident Evil, Tyrants are mass-produced bio-weapons. They're scary! In Akihabara, they're the bald dudes staring at their fries. Which isn't so scary. It's actually kind of cute.


To promote the Resident Evil CG flick Resident Evil: Damnation, a trio of T-103 Tyrants roamed the streets, rode public transportation, took escalators, posed for pictures, and glared. Lots and lots of glaring.


Japanese site 4Gamer was on hand to follow the Tyrants around; check out the photos below.


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秋葉原に出現した"追跡者"タイラントを追跡してみたら,意外な一面が見られた。 [4Gamer]



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The Result of Nintendo's Investigation into Underage Foxconn WorkersFrom the sound of it, kids as young as 14 could have assembled the Wii U. Last week, Nintendo issued a statement to Kotaku, saying it was looking into the matter. Today, Nintendo offered Kotaku an update on the results of its investigation.


According to Charlie Scibetta, Nintendo of America's senior director of Corporate Communications, "Nintendo was concerned to learn that underage individuals had been working at a Foxconn facility in China where components for some Nintendo products are produced. Nintendo investigated the incident and determined that this was a violation of the Nintendo Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR) Procurement Guidelines that all Nintendo production partners are required to follow, based on relevant laws, international standards and guidelines."


Continuing, Scibetta added, "Foxconn has taken full responsibility for this incident and has moved quickly to ensure that all affected individuals no longer work at Foxconn. In fact, Foxconn's own policies prohibit the employment of underage individuals and the company has pledged to Nintendo via direct communications to improve its process of enforcing this policy to avoid any similar issues in the future."


"As one of many companies that work with Foxconn to enhance CSR along the whole supply chain, we take this issue very seriously," added Scibetta. "As part of our ongoing procurement process, Nintendo staff will continue to carry out on-site inspections of our production partners in order to understand the actual on-site conditions and to promote socially responsible procurement."


It's worth pointing out that Nintendo revealed today in a financial statement that manufacturing for the Wii U kicked off during the previous quarter—which is when these interns supposedly worked on the console's production line in the Foxconn factory.


You can read more about the Nintendo Corporate Social Responsibility in the company's 2012 report.


(Top photo: Kin Cheung, File | AP)

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Weird Nintendo Swag Lets You Make Your Own Mario MoustacheNot that Nintendo needs to really sell the Wii U right now, since the first shipment is guaranteed to sell out on name alone, but they're selling it anyway. Part of that sell is this random piece of retailer swag that...lets you...make your own Mario moustache?


Shaped like a Wii U, you put the goop in, you press it down into the mould, and hey presto, a Mario moustache.


I really want one. Not for moustaches. For moustache-shaped cookies and cupcakes.




Random Time! - Have we already seen the weirdest Wii U toy? [Go Nintendo]


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The Only Way to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse is With an Official Zombie Survival KitObviously fearing for the safety of himself and his loved ones, designer Sam Proctor has done the CDC's work for them and come up with this idea for a zombie apocalypse survival kit.


Small enough to stash somewhere handy, it contains only the bare essentials: a mask, access cards to safe zones, a flare gun and, most important of all, instructions, showing you how to do stuff like dress appropriately, get around the countryside and identify infected survivors.


Could probably have done with a small shovel or melee weapon of some kind, but the fact I'm looking at it that closely probably means I should stop looking at it.


CDC Outbreak Safety Kit [Behance, via ALBOTAS]



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