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High Hope is Justified as Borderlands 2 Reopens PandoraI loved Borderlands, the way you love memories of a summer or a semester when you first read a favorite book. Yet writing up impressions of a game like Borderlands 2 is quite difficult, actually. Where do you begin? "Hey, remember that game from October 2009 that inhaled 80 hours of your time? Well, get ready for a whole lot more of that." Because Borderlands 2, structurally, was instantly, drop-in-like-it's-2010-again familiar for me.


It's not to say there is no difference, or that this constitutes one huge DLC extension with four more classes. The first Borderlands couldn't draw on any user telemetry to refine its experience—which highlights how remarkable it is that the game became such an obsession. Borderlands 2 has the benefit of tuning itself with that data. "In fact, the servers are taking telemetry from the game we're playing right now," Jeramy Cooke, the game's art director, told me as we romped around Hyperion City, trashing the local dictator's monuments to himself.


A full featured minimap is perhaps the best example of that. Borderlands, remember, had only the compass with the cardinal directions across the bottom of your HUD, with a single diamond for your next objective. The mini-map doesn't obstruct your view, and it properly calls out objectives, enemies and allies, though I could see why maybe it was left out of the original. With a mini-map, I do tend to spend a lot of time glancing at that instead of a game's surroundings, however stylish.


There are still a lot of whoa-shit surprises in this game, most often in the firepower and loot you acquire. The four new classes all have new Action Skills, but I only got to test one in great detail: the Assassin's. Cooke, playing as the Siren, showed me that class' speciality, the phase-lock. The Assassin (name: Zer0) deploys a decoy of himself and then cloaks for a short burst of time. Your foes' critical areas are then highlighted, showing what to aim for to score a critical hit. Landing hits early in the cycle, I was told, won't deal as much damage but they will extend its time; waiting until the end and scoring a hit right as time runs delivers a mega-critical, whose damage practically assures a one-hit kill.


There are still a lot of whoa-shit surprises in Borderlands 2

The Siren's phase lock draws somewhat on Lilith, the Siren from the original Borderlands, and fleshes out the canon of this peculiar character class. Evidently there are only six Sirens in existence at one time, and Maya, the Siren of Borderlands 2 is one. Her Phaselock accesses the same dimension that Lilith used to perform her Phase Walk, and freezes an enemy in a bubble. This is particularly useful—especially in solo play—when you or your team needs to pick off the weaker members of an enemy cohort before going after the real big problem leading it.


Maya has other skills that are especially useful, including one that, when Phaselock is deployed, drags a cluster of additional foes toward the bubble, presenting a nice fat target for those on your team who deal beaucoup splash damage (think: grenades). Mostly, the classes' trees evolve as they did in the original Borderlands, with some recognizable analogues to the original skill sets. However, Cooke said, re-spec costs have been reduced because of the designers' expectation that characters will have to reformat their skill loadouts to deal with different bosses and climactic battles as the campaign wears on.


Re-speccing should also help address one agonizing drawback of Borderlands that I encountered with my first character. I stupidly acquired weapons with high accuracy and damage factors but little (or zero) elemental effects, which were utterly necessary to defeat the Crimson Lance in the General Knoxx DLC on second-playthrough difficulty. Here, Maya's skill tree offers powers that deliver elemental effects, for example, allowing you to re-spec for a showdown with enemies particularly vulnerable to one of them (corrosion for armored foes, for instance) without having to hunt up a weapon to do that job.


I was disappointed to learn, however, that some of the hilariously grim death animations had to be toned down. I'll never forget the first shock kill I got, on a Brute in the second mission at the Dahl Headlands. Watching his eyes pop out and his head fry down to a barren skull, through my sniper scope, defined the holy-shit thrill that the original Borderlands provided. Unfortunately, overseas censors aren't too keen on seeing them this time around, so the electrocutions and immolations won't be as graphic.


The game still looks fantastic, runs fast, and plays just as addictively as its predecessor. Cooke and I had to be interrupted twice by a 2K Games representative whose job it was to shuttle me off to see another game.


I took a week's vacation when the original Borderlands released, riding my bicycle eight miles to a store to pick it up. In hindsight it was my personal game of the year for 2009. The only titles to get more time out of me this console generation have all been sports. Simply booting up Borderlands nearly three years later takes me back to some very fond memories. I'm old enough to know that you just don't get the same feeling the second time around, but Borderlands 2 looks like it will try its damndest to give it to me anyway.


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Strikingly Accurate Tipster Resurfaces with Info on Mass Effect 3's Alternate Ending DLCWhile he offers no citation, the same Reddit tipster who absolutely nailed every detail of the Mass Effect: Rebellion Pack nearly three weeks before Sony's Hong Kong website outed it, is back at it again with information on Mass Effect 3: Earth, the upcoming multiplayer extension and, more broadly, the "Extended Cut" DLC.


Quoting derptemp6698:


The fighting is fiercest when it's your home at stake! Mass Effect 3™: Earth adds mods, gear, and new maps for Rio, Vancouver, and London. It features 3 new weapons: Piranha assault shotgun, Acolyte pistol, and Typhoon light machine gun. Six new human N7 classes are also available: Destroyer, Paladin, Demolisher, Slayer, Shadow, and Fury!


derptemp6698 also mentioned the "Extended Cut" DLC, the one that provides the clamored-for alternate ending to Mass Effect 3 (called "expanded" here), but it doesn't shed much more light than what was already known.


An expanded ending for Mass Effect 3. Additional scenes and an extended epilogue reveal the impact of Shepard's choices on the future of the galaxy.


He had no information on a release date for either pack, and noted that they are separate extensions.


I've reached out to an Electronic Arts representative for Mass Effect to get a confirm, deny or no comment. Any uttered will be updated here.


Update: An EA representative said the company doesn't comment on rumor or speculation.


Multiplayer DLC leak, round 2! (Going to believe me this time?) [Reddit, h/t OldManOnTheHill]


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PSN Picked a Strange Weekend to Have an Outage [Update]Good old Error 8071053D is back if you try to sign into PlayStation Network from your PlayStation 3. If you try to log in to a PlayStation web site, you get a page tells you the site is down for maintenance. These outages affect North American servers.


Update: A Sony representative tells Kotaku that the maintenance is now over and PSN account holders may log in again.


It doesn't appear to be regularly scheduled, as PSN underwent regular maintenance on May 24, and the weekend after E3 would be kind of a bad time for that. I'm reaching out to Sony Computer Entertainment America representatives for more info on why this is happening and how long it's expected.


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Sega Gives Phantasy Star Universe Three Months to LiveThough its singleplayer functionality will, of course, remain, the six-year run of Phantasy Star Universe will come to an end Sept. 7 when Sega shuts off online support for the game for the Xbox 360. Sega announced the shutdown yesterday.


"This was not an easy decision but there comes a time when we must consider the level of service and support we can provide for an ongoing game" Sega said in a statement, "and balance those concerns against preparing for the future, and providing you with new opportunities and new experiences."


Phantasy Star Universe previously had online support for its PC and PlayStation 2 versions cut in March 2010, and lost original Xbox support when Xbox Live was shut down for that console entirely 15 days later. That left the game as a rare, Xbox 360-only console MMO. Phantasy Star Online 2 an action role-playing game, is scheduled for a release this summer, but only in Japan.


"It has been a long run for our intrepid GUARDIANS: Across the Gurhal system for six years now, exploring new worlds and new challenges," the statement said. "While we are saddened to close the doors to PSU on Xbox 360, we are proud of the game and of our loyal fans who have supported us through the years.


"More than anything we want to thank all of you once again, from the bottom of our hearts, for supporting this game, for providing feedback, and for enjoying and sharing in this experience with us.


"We look forward to taking our memories and the lessons learned from this game as we prepare to move into the future. There is more news yet to come for Phantasy Star, and there will be much to be excited about in the coming weeks and months."


Important Notice for all PSU XB360 Players [Sega Forums via Massively]


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Chinese Domain Squatter Won't Own 'XboxSmartGlass.com' for Much LongerBefore E3, Microsoft registered every possible permutation of "XboxSmartGlass" and "MicrosoftSmartGlass," tipping off Monday's reveal of the technology that will connect the Xbox 360 to Android and iOS devices. Well, they got every possible combination except one: "XboxSmartGlass.com."


That's owned by one Tang Haiyue of Guanghzhou, China, who bagged the domain on June 1, right around the time Engadget broke news Microsoft would debut SmartGlass in L.A., and the other domains were discovered by registration watcher Fusible.


XboxSmartGlass.com at present contains some generic posts as it is "a nonprofit blog to introduce the smart glass industry knowledge." And that's nice, really. But as Microsoft filed trademarks on "SmartGlass" back in January, there's a solid chance the National Arbitration Forum will pry this domain loose and hand it over to Microsoft.


For now, if you really want to visit Microsoft's official site on this topic, try xboxsmartglass.org


Microsoft files complaint against owner of XboxSmartGlass.com, wants domain [Fusible]


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Some Dude's Trying to Play Q*Bert for a Ridiculously Long Time. Again.OK, well, not just "some dude." The record-seeker is Ed Heemskerk, who set the marathon record for Q*Bert at 68.5 hours back in March, and now is bidding for a 100-hour stretch on a single quarter. He started yesterday morning at 8 a.m. EDT, meaning that, by now, he's a little more than a quarter of the way toward his goal.


Heemskerk's last bid set a time record but failed to eclipse the overall high score mark which, at 28 years old, has moved out of the house, gotten a good paying job and is getting serious about a Ladybug high score it met at a wedding. Rob Gerhardt's mark of 33,273,520 has, since last year, survived five attempts to beat it.


One hundred hours is not fooling around. The most I have ever done without sleep was probably 41 covering a Marine Corps training exercise. The only time I went 100 hours straight without doing something was when I won a fraternity bet going that long without taking a dump. That was before I became a coffee drinker, obviously.


If Heemskerk hits 100 hours, that'll be at noon EDT on Tuesday. If he beats his old mark, that'll happen sometime around 5:30 a.m. EDT on Monday. You can check on Heemskerk's progress at the link below.


Ed Heemskerk's 100-Hour Q*Bert Record Attempt [Scott Patterson]


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This Week in the Business: 'You've Decided That Some Breasts Deserve a Prime Spot.'What's happened in the business of video games this past week ...


QUOTE | "You've decided that some breasts deserve a prime spot."—Rachel Weber, GamesIndustry International journalist, commenting about Future's CVG site posting a gallery of E3 booth babes and sadly asking readers to "get their scorecards out."


QUOTE | "There are people who love the stuff I've worked on ... but there are probably an equal number of people who just think I'm an asshole."–David Jaffe, veteran game designer, talking about his next project and why he's not sure Kickstarter would work for him.


STAT | 45,700—Number of attendees at E3 2012, which may move away from Los Angeles next year.


QUOTE | "Wow, these guys are really terrified of an Apple TV."—Rob Fahey, veteran game journalist, commenting on Microsoft's SmartGlass presentation at E3.


QUOTE | "Its ideas are too scattered, its selling point too hard to grasp. Perhaps that's also true of Wii U itself."—Eurogamer journalist Oli Welch talking about NintendoLand, along with other journalists dissing Nintendo's E3 showing.


QUOTE | "It's the right time to come with a new machine, the industry is waiting for new machines, new types of games."—Yves Guillemot, CEO of Ubisoft, talking about the Wii U and why Ubisoft is developing 8 games for it.


QUOTE | "I personally don't care what the next gen of consoles are because I'm not excited about consoles anymore."—John Romero, co-founder of id Software and designer of Doom, talking about the future of game development.


STAT | $70 billion—Amount of revenue the game industry will take in globally in 2017, according to the latest prediction from research firm DFC Intelligence, with 39% from PC games.


QUOTE | "We're building a PC-targeted game right now and I love that."—Mike Capps, head of Epic Games, talking about Unreal Engine 4 and the resurgence of the PC as a gaming machine.


QUOTE | "You can buy an expensive cup of coffee for more than what it would take for you to access a library of 12 games."—Jack Buser, head of digital products for Sony, talking about the new games that PlayStation Plus provides starting now.


QUOTE | "I just think it cheapens your intellectual property."—David DeMartini, head of EA's Origin digital distribution service, talking about Steam's practice of deep-discounting games for brief periods of time.


QUOTE | "Think about the message it sends out about your confidence in the talent of a development team when ... you farm out the trailer to a separate CGI studio."—Johnny Minkley, veteran gaming journalist, talking about game trailers being made without using in-game material.


STAT | 49 percent—Amount of US households that have at least one game console, according to the Entertainment Software Association; the average is two per household.



This Week in the Business courtesy of GamesIndustry International
(Top photo by Richard Cabrera)
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Pay Less for Your Guild DuesThe occasion of Guild Wars 2's second beta weekend is good enough to put the game on pre-order discount from one e-tailer. That, plus some preoders from heavily anticipated big hits this fall, and a couple of unusual combo sales, highlight the first post-E3 edition of The Moneysaver. More than 60 savings are below. Dig in!


Software

• This is Guild Wars 2 Beta Weekend 2 (ends Sunday 11:59pm Pacific) and the PC download is $53.95 from Green Man Gaming. Next best is $60. Last beta weekend was end of April, and no discount was available. [Dealzon]


• June 12 release Dirt Showdown (360, PS3) is $39.99 with $10 bonus credit from Amazon. Next best is $45. [Dealzon]


• June 19 release Brave (360, PS3, Wii) for $49.99 comes with $20 bonus credit and $8 movie ticket from Amazon. Same bonuses for PC/Mac version at $29.96. [Dealzon]


• June 19 release Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods and Kings (PC Download) is $24.30, free shipping from Green Man Gaming. Next best is $30. [Dealzon]


• Oct. 30 release Assassin's Creed 3 (PC download) is $40.46 from Green Man Gaming. Next best is $49.94. [Dealzon]


• Origin offers exclusive Battlefield 3 Premium bundles for PC download: $49.99 with all five expansion packs and server queue priority; $69.99 with the Ultimate Shortcut Bundle "which unlocks all 119 weapons and gadgets"; and $99.99 for all that and the base game (full bundle would cost $150 piecemeal). [Dealzon]


• GameStop offers a coupon 40 percent off a game of equal or lesser value if you buy a game at $49.99 or more. One good combo: Diablo 3 and Xenoblades are $90 with the coupon, instead of $110 at current best prices separately. [Dealzon]


• Toys 'R' Us has Buy 1, Get 1 40 percent off sales for PS Vita games and for games $19.99 or less on other platforms (PS3, Xbox, Wii, Nintendo 3DS, DS, PSP and PS2 games). [Dealzon]


Max Payne 3 (PC download) is $48.60 from Green Man Gaming. Next best is $60. [Dealzon]


Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Future Soldier (PC download) is $40.46 from Green Man Gaming. Next best is $49. [Dealzon]


Mortal Kombat Kollector's Edition (360) is $42.99, free shipping from Microsoft. Next best is $65. [Dealzon]


Street Fighter X Tekken (360, PS3) is $39.99, free shipping from Amazon. Next best is $53. [Dealzon]


MLB 12: The Show (PS3) is $39.99, free shipping from Buy.com. List price is $60. [Dealzon]


Final Fantasy XIII-2 (360, PS3) is $19.99 plus $3.49 shipping from GameStop. Next best is $28. [Dealzon]


Red Dead Redemption: Game of the Year Edition (PS3) is $19.99 from Amazon. Next best is $30. [Dealzon]


DreamGear Arcade Fighter (Nintendo Wii) is $24.99 from Amazon. Next best is $44. [Dealzon]


Carnival Games: Monkey See Monkey Do (360 Kinect) is $9.99, free shipping from Buy.com. Next best is $20. [Dealzon]


Sonic Generations (360, PS3) is $15.99, free shipping from NewEgg. Next best is $24. [Dealzon]


F.E.A.R. 3 (360) is $10.99, free shipping from Microsoft Store. Next best is $17. [Dealzon]


Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational (Vita) is $19.96 from Amazon. Next best is $30. [Dealzon]


The Darkness 2 (PC download) is $12.49 from GameFly. Next best is $50. [Dealzon]


MLB 2K12 (PC download) is $9.99 from Amazon. Next best is $30. [Dealzon]


Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City (PC download) is $7.49 from GameFly. Next best is $20. [Dealzon]


Batman: Arkham City (PC download) is $7.49 from GameFly. Next best is $30. [Dealzon]


Grand Theft Auto IV (PC download) is $4.99 from GameFly. Next best is $20. [Dealzon]


Batman Arkham Asylum Game of the Year Edition (PC download) is $4.99 from GameFly. Next best is $20. [Dealzon]


Hardware

• Xbox 360 4GB Console Kinect Bundle with Kinect Sports is $249.99, free shipping from NewEgg. Next best is $300. [Dealzon]


• Razer Naga Hex Gaming Mouse is $69.99, free shipping from NewEgg. Next best is $79. [Dealzon]


• Samsung 27-inch S27A550H 1080p 2ms LED Monitor (Refurbished) is $227, free shipping from Buy.com. Next best is $242. [Dealzon]


• OCZ 120GB Agility 3 SSD is $89.99 after rebate, free shipping from TigerDirect. Next best is $105. [Dealzon]


• This week HP refreshed the 17.3-inch 1080p Envy 17 with Ivy Bridge and new GPU. The base config with Core i5-3210M, 6GB RAM, Radeon HD 7850M is $1,004.99 after coupon. The 33 percent off coupon discounts any upgrades, too, so Core i7-3610QM would be $67 more instead of $100 list price. [Dealzon]


• Also refreshed, the HP Envy 15 got Ivy Bridge and Radeon HD 7750M. Base config is Core i5-3210M 3rd Gen, 6GB RAM for $904.49 after coupon, which makes Core i7-3610QM upgrade only $67 more. [Dealzon]


Sony VAIO F Series VPC-F232FX 16.4-inch laptop with Quad Core i7-2670QM, GeForce GT 520M, Blu-ray is $829.99, free shipping from NewEgg. That's cheapest ever by $60 and $140 off the next best price of $970. [Dealzon]


• Dell offers a $100 Alienware M11x coupon that brings the 11.6-inch laptop with Core i7-2637M, 1GB GeForce GT 540M, 6GB RAM down to $1,099. That's cheapest ever by $50. [Dealzon]


Digital Distribution

The following listing of digital download bargains are grouped by distributor. For more, see Deals4Downloads' roundup.


Amazon
Bulletstorm is $3.97, save 80 percent.
The Kings' Crusade is $5.58, save 72 percent.
Dungeons is $9.22, save 69 percent.
Legendary is $4.51, save 55 percent.
Sword of the Stars: Complete Collection is $9.99, save 50 percent.


GamersGate
SEGA Mega Drive Classic Collection™ Gold Edition is $22.47, save 85 percent.
Chronicles of Riddick Assault on Dark Athena is $3.74, save 75 percent.
ArcaniA Gold Edition is $7.50, save 75 percent.
The Sims Medieval is $8.99, save 70 percent.
Penumbra Collection is $6.00, save 70 percent.
Sanctum Collection is $6.80, save 66 percent.
Warlock: Master of the Arcane is $9.98, save 50 percent.


Gametree
Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 12: The Masters (Mac) is $9.99, save 50 percent.


Get Games
Just Cause 2 is $3.75, save 75 percent.
Alan Wake is $14.99, save 50 percent.


GMG
Need For Speed World Gold Starter Pack is $19.99, save 67 percent.
Jagged Alliance – Back in Action is $19.99, save 50 percent.
RAGE: Special Edition is $34.97, save 42 percent.


GOG
Still Life 2 is $4.99, save 50 percent.
Iron Storm is $4.99, save 50 percent.
Megarace 3 is $2.99, save 50 percent.


GameStop / Impulse
Darksiders is $4.99, save 75 percent.
Far Cry Bundle is $4.99, save 75 percent.
Assassin's Creed Complete Pack is $51.98, save 60 percent.


iTunes Store
Peggle HD (iPad) is $0.99, save 67 percent.
The Sims 3 (iPhone) is $2.99, save 57 percent.


Mac App Store
Secret of the Lost Cavern (Mac) is $7.99, save 47 percent.


Microsoft Xbox Live
Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City is $14.99, save 50 percent.


Sony PSN
Smash Cars (PS3) is $7.49, save 50 percent.
Wakeboarding (PS3) is $4.99, save 50 percent.


Steam
Paradox Weekend save 50 percent on all Paradox games.
Magicka Gamer Bundle is $0.49, save 75 percent.
Dungeons of Dredmor is $1.50, save 70 percent.
Crusader Kings II is $19.99, save 50 percent.


Kotaku thanks our coupon partners for providing these and other great deals. Be sure to bookmark and search their Kotaku hashtags (#dealzon, #deals4downloads and #dealtaku) for updates throughout the week. Further, to our friends across the pond and north of the border, check the #ukdeals, #europedeals and #canadadeals hashtags and be sure to flag any deals you might have with that.


As always, smart gamers can find values any day of the week, so if you've run across a deal, share it with us in the comments.



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The Best of Kotaku, This WeekIf I find anything Adventure Time related, you can rest assured that I will post it. Or buy it. Or at the very least light up in response to seeing it. I even have Adventure Time earrings. One is Jake and one is Finn.


So this week's best image is an ode to The Avengers, in the style of Adventure Time. And it is delightful. And it's even a t-shirt. Thanks to InsanelyGaming for the great find.


Moving on to our Best Of content this week, we kick things off as usual with a comment from the community.


If you want to see the list of nominations (and other random conversations) you can head to my most recent nomination post that goes up every Friday here.



The Best Comment From The Community

This week's best comment comes to you from TRT-X for this hilarious comment:


The Best of Kotaku, This Week


Okay, they're... they're showing Halo 4. The demos keep showing sequels...Uh, I think they're...they're talking about a browser or something. I-I don't know, I wasn't listening... Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. Usher's dancing. Nothing's happening. It's over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed.


amazingmao also wins for making somewhat of an unfair comparison. Snooki?! Come on.


Just imagine your favourate thing, essentially destroyed, nullified, without the possibility of continuation, replaced with something new that you absolutely can't stand.


Imagine the American Flag design, replaced by a picture of Snooki, forever.



How Unreal Engine 4 Will Change The Next Games You Play

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Stephen Totilo gives us details of the impressive Unreal Engine 4. More »



Meet the Next Generation of Graphics: Unreal Engine 4

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Luke Plunkett investigates what Unreal Engine 4 has in store, as seen on Spike TV. More »



E3 Makes Me Really Appreciate the PAX Ban on Booth Babes

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Kate experiences E3 booth babes. More »



And Now a Guest Post from Gearbox Boss Randy Pitchford ...


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Randy Pitchford chats about E3. More »



THQ Chooses Today of All Days to Fire Employees, Close Studio


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Luke reports on an unfortunate closure at THQ. More »



Everything You Should Know About The Vulgar, Wonderful South Park RPG

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Jason tells us what we know about South Park RPG. More »



Either Fix E3, or Kill E3

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Luke makes a call for a better E3. More »



Survive The Last of Us By Smashing People's Faces In With Bricks

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Tina Amini checks out The Last of Us at E3. More »



Nintendo Shows Off Wii U Online Community, New Control Pads

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Luke shares Nintendo's plan for a Wii U online community. More »



The Wii U GamePad Is Different. Here's How.

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Ash shows us how the Wii U controller is different. More »



Nintendo's Most Important Game of 2012

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Stephen explains Nintendo Land. More »



How the Wii U and Pokémon Could Destroy Wallets Worldwide

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Ash tells us about a killer app on Nintendo's Wii U. More »



Hands-On With The Wii U, Nintendo's Risky New Revolution

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Stephen goes hands on with the Wii U. More »



Skyrim's Massive Dawnguard Sounds Like a Proper Old-School RPG Expansion

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Kirk Hamilton checks out Skyrim's expansion at E3. More »



You Can Turn Into a Cloud of Bats in Skyrim's Dawnguard Expansion. Bats.

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Kirk plays with bats in Skyrim's upcoming expansion. More »



Why Star Wars 1313 Doesn't Let You Be a Jedi

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Evan Narcisse tells us about Star Wars 1313. More »



Star Wars 1313 Looks Absolutely Amazing

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Luke is excited about Star Wars 1313. More »



Assassin's Creed III Brings a Crafty, Fresh Take on King-Of-The-Hill

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Kirk checks out Assassin's Creed III at E3. More »



Next-Gen Engine Shows What Future Final Fantasy Games Could Look Like

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Luke shows us Square's new Luminous Engine. More »



Square Enix Is Releasing A Brand New, Original, Old-School Final Fantasy Game

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Jason Schreier tells us about Final Fantasy Dimensions for iOS and Android. More »



Here's How I Told Square Enix To Fix Final Fantasy

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Brian Ashcraft takes a survey to give Square a few pointers. More »



Imagining Sony's Next Home Console: The Octave

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Luke shows what Sony's next console could look like. More »



Fire Emblem: Awakening Will be Coming to American 3DS Systems

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Luke reports on Fire Emblem: Awakening for the 3DS getting a US release. More »



Halo 4 Creators are Prepping for a Halo Comeback

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Stephen talks about the next Halo. More »



Slayer Multiplayer in Halo 4 Feels Familiar, With Better-Sounding Pew Pews


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Tina played Slayer mode in Halo 4. More »



I'm Knee-Deep In Synthetic Bad Guys in Halo 4's Bold new Multiplayer

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Tina checks out Halo 4's episodic multiplayer mode. More »



Hawken is Everything I Ever Wanted in a Mech Shooter

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Mike Fahey gets excited about Hawken. More »



Carmack Being Carmack: A Dozen Minutes With One of Video Game's Smartest People

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Stephen talks to John Carmack about his latest endeavor with Doom. More »



Kotaku's Winners & Losers of E3 2012, Day One

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Luke rounds up the winners and losers of E3's first day. More »



Kotaku's Winners & Losers of E3 2012, Day Two

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Luke rounds up Kotaku's winners and losers. More »



E3 Kicks Off in Style With These Beautiful Images

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Luke shares images from E3. More »



SimCity Is Online Only, But It Promises Not To Repeat Diablo III's Mistakes

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Stephen tells us how SimCity's always-online requirement is different from Diablo's. More »



How E3's Best Looking Game (So Far!) Rewrote History

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Ash tells us of the discrepancies in Watch Dog's history. More »



E3's Unsolved Mystery: Are Watch Dogs and Star Wars: 1313 Really Next-Gen Games?

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Stephen wonders about the existence next-generation consoles and games. More »



Watch Dogs is Probably the Best Game We'll See This E3

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Luke guesses that Ubisoft's brand new IP is the best thing at E3. More »



Black Ops 2 Blows Up E3 and Los Angeles in New Gameplay Footage

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Evan shares new footage from Black Ops II. More »



Microsoft Wants to Stream Console Games to Phones, Turning Handhelds Into "Xbox Live Companions"

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Luke reports on a now-proven rumor of Xbox Live Companions. More »



ZombiU Sprinkles Dead Island With A Liberal Dose of Dark Souls. In Other Words, It's Rad

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Kirk really likes ZombiU. More »



Assassin's Creed™: Director's Cut Edition

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012E3 2012 wasn't just a banner year for bows and helicopters, it was also quite the year for throat-trauma. From Splinter Cell to Resident Evil to Far Cry 3, game after game featured resplendent, flinch-inducing throat violence.


Chris pulled together some gifs for you, in case you're you're into this sort of thing, or in case you want to get a sense of just how violent E3 2012 got.


Brace for impact:



Assassin's Creed III

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


Connor wings out a redcoat's throat with a single swipe of his tomahawk.


Throat-Trauma Rating: 6


Far Cry 3 Part 1

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


Nothing says "tropical island resort" like a machete to the neck.


Throat-Trauma Rating: 4


Far Cry 3 Part 2

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


Hey, this looks like the same guy as before! What does Jason Brody have against dudes in red turbans and sunglasses? Sheesh.


Throat-Trauma Rating: 3


The Last of Us

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


This is the only one that doesn't involve stabbing. But my word, that looks trachea-crushingly intense!


Throat-Trauma Rating: 5


Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


Whoo boy, the high-frequency blade is a nasty piece of work. Also a nasty piece of work? This sequence from the game. Yeesh. Bonus points for psychological damage.


Throat-Trauma Rating: 10


Resident Evil 6

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


Yeah, it's a zombie, so it's "not quite as troubling" as the others. Still though… dagger into the skull. Dang.


Throat-Trauma Rating: 5


Splinter Cell: Blacklist

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


My goodness. Sam Fisher takes down an enemy in most brutal fashion. Ag.


Throat-Trauma Rating: 9


Tomb Raider

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


Lara Croft isn't content to let the guys have all the fun, so she also stabs a dude hard in the neck. I heard that this game was where she had to kill someone for the first time. Considering that, she's pretty awesome at it!


Throat-Trauma Rating: 7


ZombiU

The Many Throat-Stabbings of E3 2012


Let's end on another zombie one, and a nifty one at that; this comes from ZombiU's debut trailer, which doesn't show gameplay but does show some wicked zombie-action.


Throat-Trauma Rating: 6


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