There couldn't have been a better time for this panel. Tuesday brought the eyebrow-arching news that Lt. Col. Oliver North was a special guest celebrity consultant of the next Call of Duty. And Friday, former Kotaku editor-in-chief Brian Crecente was on a panel with a Navy captain at the Smithsonian American Art Museum.
Crecente, now the news editor of Polygon, used that as an entry to ask Capt. Russell Shilling how he felt about "militainment," or the collision of military training simulators and commercialized entertainment such as Medal of Honor or Call of Duty. If the video doesn't load directly to the point when the question is asked, it is at the 43:09 mark.
Shilling, a consultant at the Defense Centers of Excellence for Psychological Health and Traumatic Brain Injury, advised on the America's Army video game that served as both a recruitment tool and a representation of an actual soldier's role and responsibility in combat. He speaks to the friction between the sometimes competing goals of game development and military training, but doesn't necessarily consider militainment to be a bad or a disrespectful thing, if I'm hearing his reply correctly.
However, "What I'd like to see from professional game community is what you don't see [now]; we don't see psychological health issues," Shilling notes. "Instead of bleeding to death, maybe we could see the effect of forces deploying too much. If we could get professional groups on that platform it would be a big help for us." It may help remove the stigma of seeking psychological help, he said.
Crecente notes last year's story in which the Red Cross pondered asking video game developers to follow international human rights law—the Geneva Convention, to use a more familiar term—in their games. Shilling says that America's Army carried penalties for killing civilians. "But [commercial developers] can make it more realistic, so it is a more thoughtful part of the game," he said. "Now it's just another game outcome."
This and much more in the talk, which is about 90 minutes long. The panel was "Video Games at Work," part of the Smithsonian's exhibition "The Art of Video Games."
Cinco de Mayo? You mean, another excuse to drinko? Ok, bad joke. I may have started the festivities without you.
In celebration of today's revolutionary accomplishments, we drink. We drink while wearing sombreros and eating guacamole. I'm still waiting to try Kirk's apparently unmatched recipe. Although, it's hard to go wrong when there's avocado involved.
Tying in our two favorite pastimes—namely, drinking and gaming—here are some suggestions for you to get the party going.
Fruit Ninja Kinect is a great game to play while drunk, so you can continue the enjoyment while getting drunk off of it. Either tally up the score to save the drinking until after each round, or have the observers drink for the players' mistakes. One method gets you drunker than the other. Rules are to take a shot every time: 1) A bomb is hit, 2) Someone accidentally slices the opponent's fruit in versus mode, and 3) One player hits the other person's hand. But what about all that beer you have laying around? Chug that when: 1) Any of the special banana modes are activated, and 2) For as long as someone is slicing up a pomegranate.
There will be so much to laugh at when playing Trials Evolution. Take a shot whenever someone is juuuuuust about to flip off of their bike, but manages to make it back on the track to continue on their merry motorcycling ways.
Oh, Portal 2. How I love you. And the co-op is just as splendid. Best part about co-op, though? You don't always have to play by the actual rules of the game to have fun. I've often found myself chasing friends around and trying to kill them. Lasers, crushing platforms, taking the floor out from under them; I've discovered diverse ways of keeping entertained in co-op. It's brawler-Portal, and it needs alcohol. So every time your friend manages to kill you, take a shot.
Rayman Origins is another great game to take shots whenever you beat your friend up, or when you leave them to die while you scoop up all coins ahead. You selfish bastard, you. This game needs drunken attention.
Left 4 Dead 2 is a particular favorite of mine. I always play it when friends come over. The options for a drinking game with this zombie first-person shooter are endless. Take a shot when you disturb a Witch. Take a shot when you hear a Hunter growl. Chug beer for as long as you're getting strangled by a Smoker and no one comes to your rescue. Take a shot when you, as a Charger, miss your victim by the smallest fraction of an inch (don't you hate when that happens?). The possibilities are limitless.
Just drink. It gets funnier and funner as you play. Take a shot after you lose a round if you need rules.
Pick any Mario Party game. Go ahead. Just traveling across the game's board will get you drunk, but there are lots of fun rules to play by.
Play Splinter Cell: Conviction. Drink every time you hear "Fisher." You're going to get pretty drunk pretty soon.
Take a shot every time you die. HAHAHA just kidding, don't do that, you'll die.
Dance Central is another great game to not just get drunk from. It's also great to play while drunk. Take a shot any time your friend looks stupid. On second thought, maybe every other time. Alcohol poisoning seems like it's not that fun.
This game had its flaws, but I still enjoyed the hell out of it. Take a shot any time you get caught off guard by a zombie. Take another shot when your weapon breaks. Take a celebratory shot when you kill a special zombie, like the Thug or Ram. I hate those guys.
Oh, boy. This will only get worse the drunker you get. Take a shot when you get so frustrated that your buddies have to wrangle the controller out of your hands before you break it. If you're me, you might be taking a lot of shots playing this one.
The sequel will be coming out in September, but there's no need to neglect the awesome first FPS/RPG hybrid from developer Gearbox. When there's a fight for the loot stash and someone steals that shiny new weapon right from under your nose, you know what to do.
There are lots of fun things you can do that involve drinking and Grand Theft Auto. Drink when you attract the cops. Drink when you hit other cars while (in-game) driving. Just keep drinking and blowing stuff up.
So, this one obviously isn't a game, but it's the Game of Thrones! Who wouldn't want to drink to that. Plus, we already have a fantastic drinking game built for the show, so let's do it up.
These are just a few of my imaginations. You can take the suggestions you like, drink in disgust at the ones you don't, and invent nonsensical ones as you get drunker. Just as long as you celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the way it was meant to be celebrated: plastered with a sombrero covering your face in shame. Happy fiesta-ing, Kotaku.
What's happened in the business of video games this past week ...
QUOTE | "Games like Call of Duty need new console hardware."—RW Baird analyst Colin Sebastian on one of the reasons that Call of Duty: Black Ops II may not set any new sales records for Activision this holiday.
QUOTE | "The hardcore gamer now is the niche market."—Stew Kosoy, financier at Swiss firm Digital Capital, talking about the game industry and what they're looking to finance.
QUOTE | "They're unique in that they have a 100 percent hit rate."—Shanti Bergel, SVP of Business Development for Gree International, talking about why Gree acquired Funzio this week for $210 million.
STAT | 436.8%—Gain in buzz on social networks for Call of Duty after Call of Duty: Black Ops II was announced, according to Nielsen Media tracking.
QUOTE | "Kids are going to destroy the internet."—Fight My Monster chairman Dylan Collins talking about the tricky under-13 market and how their expectations for games are very different.
QUOTE | "We could end up with an industry ... acting blindly in short-term self-interest."—Veteran journalist Rob Fahey, talking about the danger of publishers abusing buyers of digital products.
STAT | 5 million—The number of daily users of Draw Something that Zynga has lost in the past month, dropping from 15 million to 10 million according to AppData.
QUOTE | "We embrace the law of unintended consequences."—Jon Lander, EVE Online's senior producer, talking about how CCP dealt with a very tumultuous year for the MMO, including a massive fan revolt.
QUOTE | "We are concerned that the company's accelerated release strategy is simply resulting in more churn of existing users."—Cowen and Company analyst Doug Creutz, talking about Zynga's loss of share in the social gaming market.
QUOTE | "Some people say paid is dead and that's wrong."—Phil Larsen, chief marketing officer for Halfbrick Studios, talking about their success with Fruit Ninja and other mobile games.
STAT | 500,000 –Number of downloads for the free version of Pocket Ninjas in just 5 days, according to developer Cocky Culture.
QUOTE | "It's odd to see it in a third-person game, and especially odd because it's not a shooter."—Michael Pachter, Wedbush Securities analyst, talking about God of War: Ascension and its new multiplayer mode.
STAT | 292 million—Monthly active users of Zynga games, according to Zynga's report on their first quarter 2012, with 182 million monthly unique users.
QUOTE | "Services like this are going to become a necessity for real franchises."—Jamie Berger, VP of Digital at Activision, talking about the growth of Call of Duty Elite and its impact on the game industry.
QUOTE | "Facebook is nothing more than a distribution platform for other businesses like Zynga."—Dave Anderson, former Activision biz dev veteran, talking about business deals and the rise of social/mobile games.
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As always, smart gamers can find values any day of the week, so if you've run across a deal, share it with us in the comments.
Another week of Kotaku stories, another compiled list of our best ones. Welcome to Best of Kotaku.
Starting, as always, with the image above, you will see game piracy at its most violent. First found on Reddit, artist Jacques Maes' work can be found for prints, iPhone and Macbook covers, and more.
Moving on to our Best Of content this week, we kick things off as usual with a comment from the community.
If you want to see the list of nominations (and other random conversations) you can head to my most recent nomination post that goes up every Friday here.
Want to suggest an article, comment, tweet, or any other content on Kotaku to be featured for a weekly Best Of nomination? Drop me a line at tina@kotaku.com with the subject line of "Best Of Nomination." Or any other subject line that will help me sort through and search for them. I'm not too picky.
This week's best comment was almost a tie, but the win goes to Uncle Jesse for a Talk Amongst Yourselves comment. It's simple, it's decent, and we can all relate:
I played video games last night.
I like to play.
Mark Serrels checks out multiplayer in...God of War: Ascension. More »
Kirk Hamilton looks at the games that have allowed child-murder. More »
Michael Peck analyzes what a Second Korean War looks like through the virtual eyes of a video game. More »
Taylor Clark gets deeper into the article he wrote about games being dumb. More »
Stephen Totilo went to Paris and came back with knowledge of game (and toilet) culture as told by the European country. More »
Stephen rounds up Kirk Hamilton's coverage of the newly revealed Black Ops II. More »
Brian Ashcraft looks into the Guy Fawkes mask that keeps appearing in Black Ops II. More »
Stephen disapproves of the lackluster Mario and Sonic olympic games that fail to hit on quintessential nostalgia. More »
Evan Narcisse does not suggest you play Fable Heroes. More »
Kate Cox breathes in the gorgeous world of Guild Wars 2. More »
Stephen talks to Al Lowe about the return of Leisure Suit Larry and dirty jokes. More »
Eric Jou tracks down China's first home console, Eedoo CT510, and compares it to the Xbox's Kinect. More »
Kirk Hamilton tells us of the women that will be in the next Call of Duty game. More »
Stephen previews Ghost Recon: Future Soldier and comes away feeling like he's played Call of Duty. More »
Mike Fahey wants to see some specific features in the upcoming MMO, The Elder Scrolls Online. More »
Kirk details what we know of potential Chinese enemies in Black Ops II. More »
Evan interviews the Houser brothers to ask about the new Max Payne comics. More »
Owen Good profiles umpire Wally Hughes from MLB 12 The Show. More »
Stephen talked to Randy Pitchford about the Aliens lore. More »
Jason Schreier explains why we love the characters of JRPGs. More »
Owen Good uncovers a costly loophole in the rules, and evidence one finalist may have used it, in MLB 2K12's Million Dollar Challenge More »
Leave it to Remedy, the guys running the Max Payne franchise before Rockstar took over, to put their own paranoid protagonist through the ordeal. Skip to 1:57 for it - while in a drug-induced stupor (and getting the snot pounded out of him in the real world), Max realizes firs that he's in a graphic novel, and then that he's in a video game.
Somehow I doubt we'll see anything like this in Rockstar's Max Payne 3, but I guess you never know.
There have been, to date, one jillion Star Wars video games. (That figure is approximate). But in many ways, there was only one—the 1983 Atari game Star Wars. I played this game when I was barely old enough to understand the films, much less do well at any of the levels, particularly that difficult trench-run.
The game made its debut during "The Video Game Challenge," a short-lived television program from the 80's.
Just like the force, this Star Wars game will be with you… always.
Actually, considering how regularly I still think about that game…that's true!
In the storied history of video games, there have been a surprising number of amazing dance numbers. Just for you, Chris edited together this video of… pretty much all of them.
Sit back, relax, and let Bayonetta lead you through a highlight reel of the best spins, turns, and booty-shakes video gaming has to offer, all set to the tune of "Let's Dance Boys."
Man, I always knew that Legion was funkier than Commander Shepard, but I'd never seen that Crysis 2 one before. Who knew that shady paramilitary soldiers could be so funky?
Hi there, Kotaku. It's the end of a long week. It's spring! It's warm! Let's go out and have a good time.
Before that, maybe you want to engage in some commenting. Being the commentry. Leaving comments.
Here is an open thread for you. And here, from the internet, are some things to talk about.
And that's that. Have an awesome weekend, you guys. I hope you find someone to carry you home.
I inherited this feature from Mike McWhertor, who has been gone from Kotaku more than six months, and who I hope to see again in San Diego at Comic-Con. "Mike," I would always say to him, "if we get fired, well, we'll finally have time to play all the video games we never got to play because we were too busy playing video games."
I have no clue what I'll be playing this weekend. I'm flat exhausted, and I get to mind the site for 48 hours unaccompanied. I recently modified my Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13 settings to give me the hardest swing difficulty while still preserving my greens reads and caddie suggestions. It's produced a truer appraisal of what my golfer's skill would actually be at this point in his career. It's a difficult game.
I also want to finish up the first Prototype and jump back in for my semi-regular grind with DC Universe Online. And I have a righthanded screwballer languishing in the minor leagues of MLB 12 The Show, getting hosed on the outside strike every fifth day by that no-good son-of-a-bitch bastard Wally Hughes. By the way, I got an email from a guy at Sony San Diego today. He said my guess as to Wally's namesake was off. The umpires have more prosaic origins—Porter Callahan comes from a bar near the studio, which serves Sierra Nevada porter, for example.
I may also play nothing. Three wild turkeys like the one above came down off the butte today and hung out in my driveway. Watching them mate was entertainment enough.
What are you playing this weekend?