A trio of cosplayers, two of whom were either ejected or threatened with it at PAX East two weeks ago, provided the grist for our latest 'Shop Contest challenge. Whose boobs are bigger—B.A. Baracus or Juliet Starling? Doesn't matter, we've got Pan1da7 down as the winner inside!
Angryrider (1) gets us going with the best punchline of the bunch.As booth-babe Jessica Nigri was involved, Stuart.C (16) flips the script to call back to the Zangief booth bear from November. mezdup (11) had the best re-take on Jessica Nigri's costume. luckybaka (9) supplied the best Phoenix Wright interpretation, and there were many.
As B.A. was lugging around a pipe, there were tons of Super Mario references. Luke Rogers (10) gives us Bullet Bill, past winner hampstasandwich (6) imagines a piranha plant. TheBigCheese (17) gives us a Lakitu I'd love to see in the Mario Kart series. TVs Frank (19) also goes into NES canon, as does multiple finalist mrjoeyyaya (12) with Duck Hunt, and Asshole Mr. T.
Overall finalists? I thought hoshin's (7) take on Lincoln's assassination was hilarious, but felt pan1da7's was better done and more recognizable to readers. So there we have it, all of this week's winners. Take a bow.
See you in here tomorrow for another 'Shop Contest challenge.
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Though I wish I could say I was smart enough to think up this ruse in advance, I really did forget my backpack somewhere inside EA Sports' Tiburon studio during a recent visit. This became an opportunity to roam all of its upper four floors of development, though not unescorted.
Madden has its own section, Tiger Woods PGA Tour has its own section, NCAA Football has its own, and so on. "Which floor is the one where you're secretly building MVP Baseball?" I asked my contact. He chuckled, but not in a way that suggested anything.
Maybe I should have lost my backpack in British Columbia; before it was closed down by 2K Sports' infamous exclusive contract with Major League Baseball in 2005, MVP Baseball was built at EA Canada. But who knows. It's not like I was making an unannounced visit, and EA Sports has shown it is capable of keeping things secret even from others who work in the same building.
Still, the most simple answer is often the correct one, and in this case, it could be that EA Sports is not building MVP Baseball at all. Though everyone assumes EA Sports will jump back into publishing an MLB game, the idea that they wouldn't isn't so ridiculous.
I mean, let's be real: Even a year is not a lot of time to make a simulation-quality video game. Yes, EA Sports has already done a lot of work that can be useful to a new video game, but since the last MVP Baseball five new stadiums have opened, and rendering them in a game is an immense undertaking, much more complex than in other team sports because of how irregular playing dimensions influence balls in play. (Sony's MLB the Show designers say a single stadium requires four months of work). I can't imagine Major League Baseball or 2K Sports allowing any preparatory surveying to happen during an exclusive license between both. 2K Sports' exclusive license with MLB is why EA Sports' NHL series couldn't feature the Winter Classic until it moved to an NFL stadium, and why the Pinstripe Bowl or the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl, which are played in baseball parks, don't appear in NCAA Football.
All the other stadiums would have to be re-rendered in high definition, too. And while MVP has retained a very loyal core—particularly on the PC, where they are known for "total conversion mods" that keep the game fresh—you're still talking about last-gen animations, interactions and even gameplay mechanics. I think about everything that has to go into building a current-generation simulation baseball title, and the gap between current expectations and MVP 2005—even if it did win Operation Sports' recent greatest-game-ever bracket tournament—is stark.
Honestly? It's hard to think that EA Sports is in the game.
We're almost 10 months from the traditional release of Major League Baseball's simulation video game, with no news on who will be the licensee for baseball video games on the Xbox 360, which is currently 2K Sports. Its exclusive deal with Major League Baseball was announced in January of 2005, a full year before it kicked in. I have no idea what day 2K's deal with Major League Baseball expires. It was never specified in the original announcement, only said to expire in 2012.
Though 2K Sports is definitely behaving like the license owner with its aggressive marketing of MLB 2K12, and a million-dollar contest promotion now in its third year, that's to be expected. Longer term, 2K Sports is seen as a mortal lock to not be involved in a future deal. The one Take-Two cut in January 2005 under previous (and scandal-ridden) leadership, at a price some estimated at $200 million at the time, has been a consistent money-loser. Analyst Michael Pachter estimates it as a $30 million thud every year. Any company with the interest and the ballsack to sign a $200 million deal is likely publicly traded, and that makes the precedent of a $30 million loss, even if you can blame it on someone else's bad video game, a huge no-go for investors and the board of directors.
Strauss Zelnick, the Take Two honcho and 2K Sports uber-boss who has repeatedly badmouthed the deal, recently said the company's approach since his management team took over "is 100 percent-owned intellectual property." And a look at the sports titles canceled since ZelnickMedia took over Take Two in 2007—NHL 2K, College Hoops 2K—certainly bears that out. There is nothing in this company's current corporate character that shows team sports titles, and the enormous licensing costs they carry, are a priority. Only NBA 2K's consistent excellence (which the Zelnick regime inherited more than it cultivated), and EA Sports' two-year absence in that space, keeps Take-Two and 2K Games in the sports discussion.
But EA Sports, similarly, hasn't given any indication it's the next bridegroom rushing to catch the garter. Every time I have asked, I've gotten a poker-faced, noncommittal reply. Conversely, the label was excited to share news that NBA Live was returning, and with good reason—there's actual work being done on that.
If not EA Sports, then who? THQ and Sega (which publishes an online, licensed baseball management simulation) are both hurting. Activision has the cash but it would have to do everything from the ground up, and it's making too much money off the better bets it has made in Call of Duty and through Blizzard to fool with something it doesn't fully own. Konami would also have to start from scratch, just with less capital and wherewithal. And Ubisoft? If a French company was making a video game for the National Pastime, there would be a congressional inquiry.
There seems to be no chatter or urgency from any publisher in acting on this, and it's easy to see why. If 2K Sports can lose $30 million a year on this deal, and Major League Baseball is steadfast in wanting an exclusive license on the same footing to the last one, then why would anyone step in? Granted, MLB 2K's failures in visual quality and gameplay have made it a nonentity on the PlayStation 3, and magnified the dominance of MLB The Show. But The Show is still legitimately dominant on its own merits, and a third-party publisher would need to be able to sell on the PS3 to make any deal even marginally worth it. And Sony isn't going to take over the entire thing and publish both consoles' versions for the same reason Ford doesn't make parts for Chevy trucks.
I suppose Take-Two could be letting MLB figure out that it has zero suitors, and then come back, hat-in-hand, on terms more favorable to the publisher. Take-Two certainly has nothing to lose, if it's been so publicly willing to leave this category. But at this point, it's looking like the unfounded speculation is that there will be a major league baseball title on the Xbox 360 next year. Sound crazy? Well, there's no college basketball video game on the market, either.
The Chicago White Sox' Philip Humber threw a perfect game against Seattle today. The matchup is available now in the MLB Today feature of MLB 2K12, which means it's a qualifying game for the $1,000,000 Perfect Game challenge. One problem, though: It's rated at 52 (of 100) in difficulty, so rushing right out to replicate Humber's perfecto probably won't get you in the top 8 on the leaderboard. The top 8 as of midnight, May 1, go to New York for a tournament and a shot at $1 million.
The Chicago White Sox' Philip Humber threw a perfect game against Seattle today. The matchup is available now in the MLB Today feature of MLB 2K12, which means it's a qualifying game for the $1,000,000 Perfect Game challenge. One problem, though: It's rated at 52 (of 100) in difficulty, so rushing right out to replicate Humber's perfecto probably won't get you in the top 8 on the leaderboard. The top 8 as of midnight, May 1, go to New York for a tournament and a shot at $1 million.
Out in California, a woman is suing Facebook because her teenage son bought the social network's virtual currency to spend in video games, and that transaction should be illegal under the state's consumer protection laws.
Glynnis Bohannon, reports Gamasutra, is suing to have the purchases refunded to her, and for all other purchases of this type to be refunded to other parents, up to $5 million. No other damages or amounts were mentioned. So while this $5 million is not entirely her claim, it sounds like the case would have the potential to become a class action.
Facebook allows children as young as 13 to create pages but requires them to get parental approval first before making any purchases through the site. Bohannon's complaint says that is not enough under California state law.
Gamasutra has more details and a rather robust discussion about everyone's responsibility in this. I recommend reading both as, inevitably, this is going to devolve to another seminar on parenting.
New Facebook lawsuit highlights trouble with kids and virtual currency [Gamasutra]
How the brilliant "On a Budget" trailer series by Table 8 Productions doesn't have a million YouTube views is a mystery to me. Their latest get-together, "The Avengers (on a Budget)," is solid gold, showcasing all of the members of the comedy and filmmaking gang in superhero roles. Which is fitting, as they describe themselves as "just like the Avengers, if everyone called dibs on not being The Vison."
The production knows when to be a shabby shot-for-shot recreation, and when to ad-lib, and the whole thing comes together in two minutes of hilarity. If you enjoyed this, by all means, see Table 8's "Green Lantern (on a Budget)" and "Captain America (on a Budget)." I don't know who the great big guy is who plays Cap, and the bad guy in Green Lantern, but he steals every scene, and that's saying something. [Update] That dude is Scott Roemaat, the "Game Underthinker."
Marvel's The Avengers (on a budget) [Table 8 Productions, seen via Greg Wyshinski/Puck Daddy's Twitter]
Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites.
It was the Coachella closer to end all Coachella closers. Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Eminem, 50 Cent, Wiz Khalifa, Warren G, and Kurupt, all sharing the same stage at some point during the one-and-half-hour grand finale of Weekend One. But the set's true showstopper was none other than presumed-dead rap legend Tupac Shakur, who was resurrected for the concert by way of hologram. View »
NBC's Stanley Cup playoff coverage is fantastic; the product they air on TV is great, but the extra camera feeds they offer online add an additional degree of coverage for those truly passionate about hockey. It's clear at least one of NBC's camera operators is passionate about something else, though. View »
Sure, Rick Santorum did some serious thinking before ending his ill-fated presidential candidacy, but did he really think hard enough about aborting such a vital force for change? Just in case, Ashley Judd, Michelle Trachtenberg, Katy Mixon, and Eliza Coupe have made this enlightening video for Funny or Die that walks ol' Rickles through every aspect of choosing to terminate one's campaign. View »
Last month, Justin Bieber got this Fisker Karma as a $100,000-plus 18th-birthday gift on the Ellen Degeneres Show. Now he's given the car a chrome wrap and a few other modifications that should have him watching out for more than just the fashion police. View »
If you think cel-shading is only something done in cartoons, or a few video games (and mostly then to stilted effect), check out what's possible when you put a little thought into the process. View »
Carrie Manolakos, a former Broadway actress who made her mark as Sophie Sheridan in Mamma Mia!, is promoting her upcoming debut album Echo with the release of a climactic "Creep" cover she performed earlier this month at Le Poisson Rouge in Greenwich Village. View »
One is a venerable line of permanently smiling German toys. The other is an epic fantasy series with plenty of evisceration and scenes of people putting appendages in other people's holes. The result? A Dothraki love-making scene with the power to annihilate your childhood. View »
Thwack. Katniss-style. View »
The developers at Runic Games know you've been waiting. Their long-brewing RPG sequel was supposed to be out last year, to give even players a dose of hack-and-loot before the even longer-brewing Diablo III came out. Now, Blizzard's game will be hitting shelves before Torchlight 2. View »
Dumt og farligt (Stupid and Dangerous) is a Danish show featuring two dudes who have yet to read a warning label they didn't want to violate. Watch as they engage in the wanton destruction of many everyday objects - all in glorious super slow-motion. View »
Goodness! That's a big stretch for such a little snow leopard cub. Whenever I hear a news story - see a Grey's Anatomy episode - about some strange, lonely person who kept a wild animal for a pet until one day it got big and hungry enough to maul said person, I think, "Well, that was clearly a mistake." Then a video like this comes along and I'm all, "But I want one," and, for a few enlightening seconds, I become a more empathetic person. View »
It took a few weeks, but the Miami Marlins finally have a home run in their new ballpark (thanks to Omar Infante in the first inning of today's game against Houston) which means we've gotten our first glimpse at that wonderful center field structure in action... and now we've seen it. Back to work, everyone View »
In the last Prometheus viral stunt, we saw Guy Pearce wax futuristic at a 2023 TED Talk. The latest short is a sleek advertisement for Michael Fassbender's emotional android David, whose angular good looks will supplement your latest corporate endeavor swimmingly View »
What's the more terrifying car to drive full-bore on the Nürburgring Nordschleife, the 1,200-lb, 475hp Ariel Atom V8 or the 2,800-lb, 650hp Noble M600? Let's ask Chris Harris. View »
I'm starting to wonder if it's possible for Michele Bachmann to resist the opportunity to say normal things in the stupidest, most offensive way possible. In an interview yesterday, she managed to make a conversation about high gas prices into an awkwardly racist moment where she accused the President of "waving a tar baby in the air." She's really got the gift. View »
I used to think the CBS Naval Intelligence procedural NCIS was a show aimed squarely at the extremely mature crowd, until a recent episode took an arrow in the knee. View »
Showtime released a brief, two-and-half-minute video to tease the second season of "The Franchise." The 30-minute premiere airs Saturday at 9 p.m., and if this clip is any indication, Showtime might pull in a few more subscriptions as a result. There's all the drama of building a new stadium, playing PS3 with new teammates, posing with Muhammad Ali, comparing expensive art to baseball free agency, and learning you've been suspended five games for comments about that Castro fella. View »
During the Great American Panel segment on last night's Hannity, Political commentator Bob Beckel inadvertently let an expletive fly in the direction of "Defender of Liberty" Jennifer Stefano, believing the show to be off the air. View »
A user at The Sonic Stadium, a Sonic the Hedgehog community and forum, noticed that a beta version of Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 2 was available to download through Steam earlier today. Though the leak has since been plugged its resulted in some additional screenshots of the game and early user impressions.
Jumping feels better—"you don't lose all forward momentum when you jump," wrote one commenter who played it, "and rolling does pick up speed down slopes (but not nearly enough, only really steep slopes). [Y]ou can definitely tell this is Sonic 4." Other comments have praised the game's graphics and sense of humor.
It was, however, an incomplete build of the game, so it had bugs, missing textures and other issues you'd expect of a beta. Sega was notified, wiped all discussion of the beta from its official forums, and ultimately got Steam to pull the beta from the store.
Those screens above all came from The Sonic Stadium. Additionally, someone captured video of a cutscene from the game, so that merits a spoiler alert. If you still want to see it, it's here.
Sonic 4: Episode 2 Beta Leaked to Steam Users [PikiGeek]
More news from last night's Nintendo Direct announcement event: While Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 are DS games, playable via the 3DS' backwards compatibility, there will be some apps released (in Japan, as of now) to enhance the 3DS experience.
• Pokémon AR Searcher (pictured) is an AR shooting game Pokémon caught in this game can be taken into Black 2 and White 2. This will launch on the day the game releases, and will be available on the Nintendo eShop for ¥300.
• Pokémon Zenkoku Zukan Pro, described as "an updated version of the Pokemon management program Pokemon Rittai Zukan BW is to be released on July 14 at ¥1,500. Andriasang reports this "is actually a replacement for Rittai Zukan BW, which will be pulled from the e-Shop on June 17."
Nintendo also published this new trailer for Pokémon Black 2 and White 2. It's basically a cleaner, re-cut version of this one.
Pokemon Black & White Support Apps Set for 3DS [Andriasang]
Here's the official Max Payne 3 promotional trailer, which premiered last night on ESPN during the Los Angeles Lakers-San Antonio Spurs game. I suppose I should have been watching that, but I was playing Trials: Evolution and swearing loudly.
Where was I? Well, the slow motion and the trails following every. single. round are rather in your face as to what this game is all about. That upturned empty bottle of booze also is unsubtle. But then, Max Payne never struck me as much of a subtle guy.
Max Payne 3 arrives on May 15. This ad is going to be shown internationally through that date, for sure.