I am an excellent skateboarder. In the year 2000, I took my skateboard to school and showed everyone in class what the trucks were. They were astounded and definitely did not ridicule me. Since Tony Hawk s Pro Skater, I have been an eminent skateperson in the virtual realm too. I am the 44th best player of OlliOlli 2: Welcome to Ollywood (on the PlayStation 4). I am the only one at RPS who knows how to sundergrind. It s a thing, but don t google it, it’s under a lot of other results.
So I am happy to play Skater XL, a skateboarding sim that recently came to early access on Steam, because I must show you how unrealistically it presents the hobby which I love, the pastime at which I excel without peer. It is a shocking distortion of the sport.