I gotta say, I'm like, feeling a little bit better now that we've made contact with Uncle Death again. Did you guys see the new video he released? It looks like Uncle D is still working out some of his issues or whatever, but at least he's safe and thinking about the future! I swear, creative people can be SUUUPERR emo sometimes, but like, I guess that's the way it goes when you're an Uncle Death-level genius!
Aaaanywayyy... It's MushFest time again! Make sure to stop by the Mushroom Club in your Waiting Room during the event and like, give some love to my girl Momoko! Her stews are YUMMYYY!
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Good news everybody! We’ve like... made contact with Uncle Death again! The bad news? He STILL hasn’t returned to the Tower of Barbs! Read on for like, more info or whatever…
It seems that Uncle Death was able to get back in touch with that same guy from before who filmed him living in that basement. I don’t know why he contacted that guy again before reaching out to ME - his faithful employee Naomi Detox - but like, I guess that’s not important.
It’s pretty hard to tell for sure, but it looks as though Uncle D is still bumming around somewhere in Tokyo. He appears to be safe but...he’s riding a bicycle now?! And what’s with those clothes? I guess I should like, feel relieved and stuff, but I’m just not going to be able to relax until Uncle D returns safely to the HATED Arcade and PAYS me for all the extra work I’ve been doing these past few months!
UGH! Right… focus Naomi!
Anywayz, in this new video, Uncle says that he’s going to be appearing in another game! He said it’s called... Ninjala? Not only that, but he’s looking to do collabs with even MORE games?! Gyahh! Now I’m beginning to wonder if he’ll EVER return to the HATED Arcade!
I’m like, #sorrynotsorry to say this, but it looks like I’m still gonna need your help, gamers! If you want Uncle Death to return to LET IT DIE (and PAY ME for the last few months of work), PLEASE leave your messages of support in the comments below. You know that Uncle really loves hearing from his senpai, so don’t hold back and let him know how you feel!
Oh, and just like before, remember to follow Uncle on all his social channels and send him some love there too, ‘kay? Use the hashtag #UncleDeathIsMissing.
“The secret of my success! The secret of my success!!”
Wow...I can't believe it, but like, Uncle Death has been missing for almost 6 months!! It's been kinda fun filling in for him on his website and social channels or whatever, but like, I just want to at least hear from him again!
Speaking of which, remember that creepy video that showed up in the arcade? I heard that the guy who found Uncle living in that basement caught up to him again! I hope he was, like, able to make another video! I'll keep you guys posted if I hear anything new, 'kay?
Sooo anyway, it's MushFest tiimmmeee!! Make sure to stop by and say "haaayyy" to my girl Momoko. Did you know that her Primo Stew has like, magical powers or whatever? At least, that's what she keeps telling me! Try some for yourself, and like, tell me what you think!
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“Oh, how I’ve been waiting for you, fellow believer in the power of the mushrooms!”
Heeeyy! Naomi Detox here, still filling in for Uncle Death! I reeeeally miss Uncle D and I hope he comes back soon, but like, I have to say that putting out these announcements and being in touch with all of Uncle's "senpais" is totally making me feel like the badass boss lady that I always knew I was!
So hey, like, it's MushFest time again! Make sure to check in with my girl Momoko during the event and try some of her Primo Stew! Speaking of boss ladies, Momoko's totally one of those. She's like, one of my top 3 favorite mushroom girls EVARR!!
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Haayyyy!! Naomi Detox filling in for Uncle D! Captain Yotsuyama (whoever that is!) has brought back his Uncap Campaign to support your climb up the Tower of Barbs! Check out what he’s, like, got to offer!
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“Without mushrooms there is no glory, there is nothing, there is no love, nothing makes sense!”
So like, Uncle D is still missing, but at least he had the good sense to program some more events before his mysterious disappearance! I swear, if he ever comes back I'm totally gonna...HUG HIM SO HARD!
But hey, it's MushFest time again! I know a lot of you are out there looking high and low for Uncle Death, but like, searching for someone can take a lot out of a person. Do yourself a favor and pay a visit to my girl Momoko during the event! Her Primo Stew has tons of nutrients and stuff to help keep you going strong!
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Hey, um...senpais! Wow. So like, I’ve been trying to keep it a secret, but OMG, UNCLE DEATH IS MISSING!!
It all started a couple of months ago. Uncle D had been acting a little strangely and then one day he told me he was “going out for some tacos” and like, I haven’t seen him since! That is, I HADN’T seen him until this super mysterious videotape showed up at the HATED ARCADE. The postmark was dated a few weeks after he disappeared, so I guess it must have like, got lost in the mail or whatever.
Anyway, I’m trying not to be emo here, but the video is like, kinda disturbing. Uncle Death is… well, maybe you should just see the video.
So like, yeah, Uncle Death is living in some yucky basement somewhere and I still haven’t heard from him! I wouldn’t normally ask anyone for help under any circumstances, but I’m really worried about Uncle Death. I mean, like, what if he doesn’t come back? I might stop getting paid to come and sit in this stupid arcade all day!!
Uncle Death never stops talking about how much he loves his senpai, so that’s why I’m turning to you. PLEASE help me convince Uncle Death to return by sending your messages of support on social media using the hashtag #UncleDeathIsMissing. You can also post your comments on the YouTube video. Anything helps!
Tell him that you miss him! Tell him how much you enjoy his game. Tell him what he can do to make you happy! I think that, like, if hears from enough people that might convince him to come home, ya know?
Anyways, please follow Uncle Death on social media and send him your messages of support. Here are Uncle D’s social media accounts:
“The secret of my success! The secret of my success!!”
Umm, yeah... so like, Uncle Death is missing right now. No one's seen him for like, two months! This is Naomi Detox and I'll be doing the announcements until Uncle D returns. I guess I should say, like, IF he returns! Oh man, I wonder if I'll lose my job at the arcade if Uncle D doesn't come back or whatever?!
Anywayz, it's officially Summer in many parts of the world, and in the USA I guess they're celebrating Independence Day. My boyfriend G-Head and I saw an old movie about that once. Some weirdo space aliens came from another planet to like, destroy Earth, and the US president saved the day with the help of that one dude from the dinosaur movies. It was, like, pretty cool or whatever. Sheyyah, well anyway, we here in the real world know that the Earth Rage will be the real cause of the planet's destruction.
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, it's MushFest time! Whether you're celebrating Earth's independence from alien invaders or not, it's like, a great weekend to visit with Momoko and try a delicious bowl of her Primo Stew, I guess!
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