You know how much we love a good tongue-in-cheek moment, and boy have we outdone ourselves with this one! As an assassin, Scale was terrifying. As a dragon, Scale was terrifyinger. As a dragon slayer, Scale will be terrifyingest!
That is to say, Scale is here and he is ready to face off against any danger or threat to protect you! During this Limited Time Event, collect daily tokens to unlock the mighty assassin’s RPG Outfit. There are none more capable than this hunter of magical and mundane beasts!
It’s time for you to check your messages, because Volks is waiting for you to text him back!
He’ll never admit it, of course. He’ll say he's got better things to do than wait around for a response, and honestly, he doesn’t really care. He probably doesn’t even remember messaging you in the first place! He’s certainly not crazy about you, and he’s DEFINITELY not checking his phone every 0.03 seconds to see if you’ve answered.
Anyway, if you want to put the poor guy out of his misery, you can unlock his Phone Fling for 10 Diamonds. It’s available as soon as you’ve reached Lover level with Volks!
You look like someone who might enjoy watching one cute guy pin another cute guy against a wall. If so, you’ve come to the right place! We’re bringing back our classic assassin pin up, which features two of the hottest and most dangerous guys we know - the cold-blooded Stirling and the hot-blooded Scale! Wow! No wonder it’s getting steamy in here.
If you haven’t unlocked this slightly sinister (yet highly pleasing) artwork yet, it’s easy. All you need to do is collect your daily event tokens during the Limited Time Event! Or throw some Diamonds at it. That works too.
We know you have great taste in games. We also know that such great taste in games should be nurtured, celebrated, and appreciated on our end.
That’s why from November 21 to 27, all Diamond purchases are 20% off. But that’s not all, we’re also giving you 30% off all DLC and Limited Time Event guy bundles! We hope that this brings you as much delight as we get out of having such a wonderful fanbase!
Have you noticed anything… different… around here recently? We keep finding strands of fox fur in our coffee. And in our keyboards. And just now we spotted a bunch of little foxy footprints all over the Panda HQ floor!
Let’s follow the trail…
Would you look at that? It leads straight to the Blush Blush DLC Store Page, where you’ll find a brand new character bundle called the Kitsune Bundle! That explains a lot.
It’s marked “Coming Soon”, so you better add it to your wishlist. Also, tell all your friends. And all your enemies. Whatever it takes to spread the word!
Guess what? New Phone Fling messages are here, and they’re from someone you probably weren’t expecting!
Sweet, rabbit-hearted Nimh has your number, and we’re pretty sure he’s about to have your undivided attention too - thanks to this fun and flirty conversation!
You can unlock this Phone Fling for 10 Diamonds once you’ve reached Lover level with Nimh. It’s a brand new way to enjoy your relationship, so we hope you’ll check it out!
Let’s throw some dice! The time has come to allow the silver-tongued Stirling to weave you an inescapable story. Our vibrant vampire’s hypnotic tales and worldly experience make him the perfect choice for a Dungeon Master, don’t you think?
He’s robed up in purple and ready to go, calling forth excitement, tension, and illusion from his campaign book just for you. Log in daily to collect all the event tokens and unlock Stirling’s RPG Outfit. Go ahead, indulge. We know how some well-crafted escapism soothes the soul.
It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your… Oh, nevermind, Dmitri seems to have beaten us to the punch on that one. Not that we’re complaining - this pinup is HOT, HOT, HOT!
And more importantly, it’s BACK, BACK, BACK as a Limited Time Event. So if you missed adding it to your Memory Album on the last go round, now’s your chance to log in every day, collect your daily tokens, and pour some water on those sauna stones, because Dmitri likes it steamy.
Are you ready for the October page of your calendar to peel itself off and fly away in the wind? November is almost upon us, and for that reason (not that we need a reason) we’ve decided to host another sale!
From October 26 to November 2, you can enjoy 10% off Diamond bundles AND 10% off Guy bundles in the Store! That includes both DLC and Limited Time Event guys, so you’ll have no trouble rounding out your roster of dateable dudes.
As the last haunting days of October flutter away, leaving a fresh, unblemished November ahead of us, remember…
Every great party needs a bard - a sentiment that works for adventuring parties and plain old party-parties alike! And whether he’s strumming his lute to cast temporary buffs on his teammates or just to get wallflowers out onto the dance floor, you simply can’t ask for better than Myx!
He’s a super talented multi-instrumentalist, and looking super fine in that unlaced top, too. Kinda makes you want to see his finger work up close and personal… We hear his E-flat major is transcendent.
To unlock this inspiring new RPG Outfit, just log in every day of the Limited Time Event to collect your daily event tokens. Just don’t ask him to play Stairway to Heaven, okay? It’s totally against the DM’s House Rules.