Hey Panda Peeps,

A hot shower, a fresh cup of coffee, a tv commercial for a big juicy cheeseburger… All steamy. But we’ve got something even steamier: a Blush Blush sale! From August 3rd to the 8th all Diamond and Guy Bundles are 15% off. So whether you’re missing hunky firefighter Logan, Sven the Hedgehog, or any of your other fave manimals, now’s your chance to get them into your game at a great price!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Did you know democracy was invented in 508 BCE, in Greece? Reece does, of course, because he was there! But did you also know that democracy was PERFECTED in 2019, when Sad Panda ran its first Vote-A-Fling contest?

Today, we continue to honor that fine democratic tradition with the release of your latest winner, time traveler Reece, as a fully-dateable character in Blush Blush! We’re not sure if it was due to sci-fi or fantasy shenanigans, exactly, but something has definitely malfunctioned aboard his time machine and the situation has gotten, well, a little hairy…

If you’d like to rescue this incredibly endearing adventurer, you better get to completing his Limited Time Event before the clock runs out! And in this case, time absolutely IS a strictly linear progression from cause to effect, so make sure you log in every day!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Are you looking to add a little bling to your summer fling? Then why not cover yourself and/or your best husbandos in shiny, glittery Diamonds! From July 13 - 18, you can enjoy 20% off Diamonds in the in-game Store. Go ahead - treat yourself before you cheat yourself!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Greetings, Panda Peeps.

Are you looking for a good boy and a nice time? Can we interest you in hell’s hottest boy 900 years running? All you have to do is sign this contract! Don’t worry about the fine print. Just sign here. Initial here. Sign here… Annnnnnnnnd one more, here.

Great! Now you’re all set. Collect 7 event tokens by logging in every day during this ALL NEW Limited Time Event featuring none other than the smoldering prince of hell. We’re all very confident that nothing unsavory at all could possibly happen here, so please do your best to acquire this wholesome pin-up! If you’ve paid penance with your wallet and purchased Seth’s bundle from the store, then this will unlock for you automatically. If this is the little push you needed to buy him now, indulge.

To all others, may the daily logins begin.

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Texts and saucy pics are fun and all, but we’ve added a vital new functionality to your Blush Blush phone: you can now use it to receive interstellar distress calls! And just in time, too, because that scarf-wearing cutie Reece is in a spot of trouble…

He and his time machine will be crash landing into your Blush Blush game soon, so make sure you’re ready for his Limited Time Event by completing his phone fling and answering that incoming distress call ASAP! Help him, Panda Peeps, you’re his only hope!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Who needs weapons with arms like these? Garret has been studying the ancient art of hand-to-hand combat, channeling supernatural levels of strength, speed, and focus. Sounds pretty useful for activities outside of battle, too, don’t you think?

If you want to earn ki points with this handsy fighter, then go forth and quest! Collect your daily tokens during the Limited Time Event to unlock Garret’s stunningly striking RPG Outfit.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

As the month comes to a close, why not end it with a bang? And by a “bang”, we mean a banging sale! Between June 22 and June 27, all Diamond purchases will give you 20% bonus Diamonds. But don’t you worry, that’s not all! Every Diamond bundle will come with Nimh’s Summer Outfit. So treat yourself to some rock candy and some eye candy!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Well hi, Panda Peeps!

Have you been frequenting graveyards recently? Maybe listening to morbid podcasts? Perusing archived newspaper articles for grim headlines? We’ve been doubling down on the police scanner, and we heard something we think you’ll be interested in.

10-66 - Suspicious person. Last seen at City Park crime scene. May seduce on sight.

Sounds to us like the stage is set for an ALL-NEW Cole pin-up! For those of you who own Cole’s DLC bundle already, this shiver-inducing image unlocks automatically. If you don’t, then not to worry. You can still get your claws on it by logging in every day of his Limited Time Event and collecting the event tokens. Of course, there’s always the option to let him sway you into buying his bundle. Whatever you do, try not to fall for his dark charms or his brooding intensity. We’ll offer you one warning, Panda Peeps. Be careful with this one, he’s after your heart!

We love you SO hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

What can we say, we Sad Pandas are real cuddlers! If you’re a cuddler too, you’re gonna love our dakimakura (body pillowcases) featuring a coterie of cuties from our games.

That’s right, we said games, plural, because for the first time you can get your hands (and arms, and legs) on some of your favorite beaus from Blush Blush! Snuggly soft dakimakura featuring Nimh, Volks, Eli, Anon, and Garret are all available now at THE SAD PANDA STORE! PS, they’re double-sided…

We love you so hard,
The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Have you ever heard the saying, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”? Well, Anon has! Which is why he chose technomancer as his class for his new RPG outfit. Don’t know what a technomancer is? No problem, Anon is only too happy to explain the ins and outs of the lore to a newb… so long as that newb is you!

Whatever your power level, you won’t need any supernatural hacking skills to unlock his new look - just log in every day of his Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens, and you’ll be discovering the secrets of technomancy in no time!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas