Hey Panda Peeps!

As the month comes to a close, why not end it with a bang? And by a “bang”, we mean a banging sale! Between June 22 and June 27, all Diamond purchases will give you 20% bonus Diamonds. But don’t you worry, that’s not all! Every Diamond bundle will come with Nimh’s Summer Outfit. So treat yourself to some rock candy and some eye candy!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Well hi, Panda Peeps!

Have you been frequenting graveyards recently? Maybe listening to morbid podcasts? Perusing archived newspaper articles for grim headlines? We’ve been doubling down on the police scanner, and we heard something we think you’ll be interested in.

10-66 - Suspicious person. Last seen at City Park crime scene. May seduce on sight.

Sounds to us like the stage is set for an ALL-NEW Cole pin-up! For those of you who own Cole’s DLC bundle already, this shiver-inducing image unlocks automatically. If you don’t, then not to worry. You can still get your claws on it by logging in every day of his Limited Time Event and collecting the event tokens. Of course, there’s always the option to let him sway you into buying his bundle. Whatever you do, try not to fall for his dark charms or his brooding intensity. We’ll offer you one warning, Panda Peeps. Be careful with this one, he’s after your heart!

We love you SO hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

What can we say, we Sad Pandas are real cuddlers! If you’re a cuddler too, you’re gonna love our dakimakura (body pillowcases) featuring a coterie of cuties from our games.

That’s right, we said games, plural, because for the first time you can get your hands (and arms, and legs) on some of your favorite beaus from Blush Blush! Snuggly soft dakimakura featuring Nimh, Volks, Eli, Anon, and Garret are all available now at THE SAD PANDA STORE! PS, they’re double-sided…

We love you so hard,
The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Have you ever heard the saying, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”? Well, Anon has! Which is why he chose technomancer as his class for his new RPG outfit. Don’t know what a technomancer is? No problem, Anon is only too happy to explain the ins and outs of the lore to a newb… so long as that newb is you!

Whatever your power level, you won’t need any supernatural hacking skills to unlock his new look - just log in every day of his Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens, and you’ll be discovering the secrets of technomancy in no time!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hi Panda Peeps!

Picture this. You're sitting across from your best boi at your favorite coffee shop. It's warm and bright and cozy. You're gazing into his beautiful eyes as he talks about his hobbies, his favorite books, and how much he adores you. You're watching his lips as he sips his drink. You're wishing you *were* that drink…

Okay, don't get too carried away with the daydreaming. We actually have something amazing to announce! Are you ready?

Introducing the fully voiced, fully animated, fully interactive Deluxe Coffee Date With Volks.

Finally, you can experience a real, in-depth conversation with your dreamy wolf boy. Earn affection, unlock special achievements, and experience Volks like never before - again and again and again! With branching dialogue and multiple paths to explore, there's always something new to discover - whether it’s a different question to ask or a flirtier way to flirt.

This DLC will be available in the Store for $2 USD, and once its yours, its yours - enjoy the date as much and as often as you want! We've put a lot of love into bringing Volks to life, and we’re pretty sure you’re going to love it. But hey, don’t be shy! Tell us what you think!

We love you SO HARD!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

How do you feel about the idea of Cashew’s big, beautiful green eyes gazing adoringly at you over the top of an old-fashioned book? Does it make you all tingly and warm? Does it inspire a desire for romance? Great! Then you should definitely complete the Limited Time Event and unlock this brand new Cashew Pinup reward!

But wait! If you purchase or have already purchased the Cashew bundle from the Store, then this pinup will be added to your Memory Album for FREE! You don’t have to wait one more second - just turn those pages and let your eyes behold the cutest bookworm of all time.

We hope you enjoy it, and we love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

We get it. After a hard battle or many long days of travel, all you really want is a place to take a long rest, have some food and drink, and maybe enjoy a fun, uplifting conversation. That’s where the local tavern comes in! And, more importantly, the handsome tavern keeper.

Eli’s RPG Outfit is here, and he’s more than ready to pour a beverage or lend an ear. You know the drill - collect your daily event tokens during the Limited Time Event to unlock this stylish reward!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We’re very excited to introduce this brand new LTE reward: a pinup featuring resident sadboi Poe! In this artwork, you’ll find Poe lounging with a head full of dreams and a heart full of deep, DEEP emotion. How'd he get so deep? We don’t know, but it really makes you think!

To add this poetic eye candy to your collection, just log in daily and complete the Limited Time Event. If waiting causes you too much misery and torment, that’s okay - you can always unlock the reward faster by throwing some Diamonds at it! Or, if you’ve purchased Poe’s character bundle from the Store, you’ll get this pinup added to your Memory Album for FREE!

All Poe wants is to be in your arms. He even wrote a poem about it, probably! Don’t let him down!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Looking to add another guy or two to your little black book? Now’s a great time to do it, because DLC guys Cole and Sven are 15% off this week!

You can also enjoy 15% off Diamond Bundles in the Store, and you’ll get Scale’s Butler Outfit to go with your purchase. What’s not to love?

This sale runs from April 27 to May 5, so don’t miss out. Treat yourself before you cheat yourself!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Kelby’s ready to equip his dashing new RPG Outfit. Not only does he look great in it, he’s got all the survival skills to match! Well, some of them at least. Being a lifeguard by day, he’s certainly strong, observant, and quick to react in dangerous situations. And thanks to his smartphone’s “maps” app, he definitely won’t be getting lost anytime soon! Except maybe in your eyes…

Anyway, the point is you can unlock Kelby’s new RPG Outfit by logging in each day and collecting your event tokens during the Limited Time Event. It’s gonna be great!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas