Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

If, like me, you've been following Landfall Games CEO Wilhelm Nylund on Twitter, you've been subjected to perhaps hundreds of amusing gifs from Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. But when is it coming out, you may have cried, desperate to make your own gifs of wacky (yet totally accurate) physics-based battles.

Well, today's the day. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is now on Steam Early Access. I played it a bit this weekend and yes, I made some gifs of my own. Like, a hundred of them.

While the game isn't complete, there are currently 50 levels of a campaign mode available, which takes you from stone age battles (guys with clubs, axe-wielding chieftains, woolly mammoths) to farmland clashes (farmers with pitchforks, hobbits, and potion-hurling alchemists) to medieval times (knights, squires, kings, and catapults) to Greek mythology (Minotaurs, hoplites, and a lightning-bolt hurling Zeus) to the Vikings (berserkers, longboats, and winged Valkyries).

You might not guess from the silliness on display, but there is some actual strategy in the campaign, as you're always an era behind the AI-controlled enemy army. So when they start breaking out the archers and ballistas and you're still running around with pitchforks and wheelbarrows, you're going to have to get creative to win. Some levels are pretty tricky to beat, but this is a game where failure is as much fun as success.

You can also mess around in sandbox mode and simulate battles between any armies and units you want. Send mammoths to fight minotaurs or put cavemen up against catapults. Want to make a single Arthurian king fight a hundred unarmed but very persistent hobbits? You can do that. I did that.

Once a battle has begun you can fly around the map watching from any angle you choose, and there's slow-motion and super-slow-mo so you can simulate a dramatic, 300-style battle as I did with the king below. 

I use the king in a lot of my battles. I sort of love him.

There are more armies to come—in the menu, one unavailable tab shows what looks like a ninja's star, and another shows a pistol crossed with a sword, so we've got plenty more totally accurate battle options to look forward to while TABS continues to be developed while in Early Access. There's also a grayed-out option for a 'unit creator' in the main menu, so it looks like we'll be able to design our own warriors. Someday.

You'll find Totally Accurate Battle Simulator on Steam for $15.

Okay, last gif. For now.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Valve
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is Now Available on Steam Early Access!

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. From medieval peasants to modern-day weaponry, TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - contact@rockpapershotgun.com (Matt Cox)

Five months ago, I took a trip through Wilhelm Nylund’s wonderful world of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator GIFs. TABS is a game about assembling stupid googly-eyed armies to fight other stupid googly-eyed armies, and Nylund is in charge of the unit design. The unit design is spectacular.

TABS isn’t out yet and we don’t know when it will be, which sucks because Nylund’s racked up another five months worth of GIFs and I can’t wait to start making my own. Until then, feast your eyes on the lethal bumbling of idiotic mammoths and the improbably-effective chopping of neck holstered axe-wielders.

Look, it’s hard to describe the magic with words. There is a reason this post is 90% GIFs.

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Feb 12, 2019
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna
For the past couple of weeks, we have been sharing short videos on our youtube channel a couple of times a week. The videos consist of weird little moments that happen when we're working on the game.

We'd thought we should share some of the best ones here:

Honey I shrunk the units!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jF-JsQldE

My potions are too strong for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUTkaU7JVg8

The neck holstered axe technique is very effective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fMdvNxuNZo

Get off me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMQwTjnydMk

We accidentally messed up the skinning of the mammoth a bit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPP02ey_VKk

They see me rollin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no4j-vPNLIg

Subscribe to the channel here: https://www.youtube.com/landfallgames

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGYXKZroIEg

We're working hard to finish TABS, we still don't have a release date but will let you know as soon as we do :)

Please check out what we've been working on, we have weapons, concept art, more info on the unit editor etc over on twitter: https://twitter.com/LandfallGames

Please keep questions to the forums as we cannot answer here: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussions
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna
Wilhelm has been messing around with a mounting system for units, see the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue3n5aFBN4k&t=1s

Follow us on twitter for almost daily updates about the game and our progress: http://twitter.com/landfallgames

We are dedicated to finishing this game and making it as good as possible, that being said we currently don't have an estimated release date. However, we are closer than ever with development moving very quickly.

If you want to ask us questions please keep them to the steam forums and to our email info@landfall.se as we cannot answer in the comments here.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - contact@rockpapershotgun.com (Matt Cox)

Video games have been simulating battles since 1873, but none of them have the same reverence for historical authenticity as Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. It’s an upcoming physicsy fightfest where you pit hordes of samurai, trebuchets and chicken men against mishmashes of rival units – not to be confused with Totally Accurate Battlegrounds, a spinoff battle royale game where you shoot stuff yourself rather than watching from above.

It won’t be out for a while, but in the meantime you can (and should) feast your eyes on the dev videos below. William Nylund has been revolutionising warfare with snake guns and shield fans.

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna
Hello everyone! We know that you're anxious for the game's release and that we haven't made an update here in a while. We finally figured out what is causing the game to take so long, here's a video that explains more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyIX60UwJEA&feature=youtu.be

Follow us on twitter for almost daily updates about the game and our progress: http://twitter.com/landfallgames

If you want to ask us questions please keep them to the steam forums and to our email info@landfall.se as we cannot answer in the comments here.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - contact@rockpapershotgun.com (Alice O'Connor)

Take the open-world loot-o-murderhiking of Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds, add wacky physics, then sprinkle over a few actually quite good ideas, and you might have something like Totally Accurate Battlegrounds, a game I’ve been enjoying more than I’d expected. It’s janky, wait times for a round are huge, and it won’t replace Plunkbat in my heart, but it’s free its first few days so hey, you may as well grab it before it costs $5.

It’s also one of the few games containing my three favourite FPS features: mixed-weapon dual wielding; seeing your own legs and body when you look down; and physics so goofy that you can boost yourself by jumping then firing at the ground. (more…)

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna
Hello everyone!

The term “early 2018” has been floating around in regards to the TABS release date a lot lately. As you know, our estimations have previously been about as “totally accurate” as the game itself and still are. Right now we’re focusing on making the game worthy of this awesome community, therefore we don’t want to give or confirm any estimations of the release date. We still hope to be done in the near future and are exploring options to get the game to you faster.

Thank you for sticking with us, it’s because of you, we’re working as hard as we can to make this game awesome.

To calm your thirst for new TABS-adventures we’ve gone back and decided to re-release the OLD closed alpha and OLD pre-alpha from 2016 to everyone. The reasons for these alphas being closed simply doesn’t make sense anymore.

You can download the closed alpha (with the neon faction) and the pre-alpha at the same place as the open alpha: www.landfall.se/supersecretlink
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