May 28
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna
Patch Notes


Fixes:
  • Fixed an issue where you couldn't use special abilities in campaign mode
  • Fixed an issue where you couldn't target enemy units in the campaign
  • Cheerleader now targets units correctly
  • Possibly fixed a random crash bug
Changes:
  • Camera now rotates when you enter a unit.
Balance:
  • Slightly increased the damage of the brawler’s ax

Remember to restart Steam and verify the integrity of the game files!

No secret units in this patch.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna


Features:
  • Unit possession
  • More secret units
Fixes:
  • Might have fixed the crash on exit bug
Changes:
  • Added some missing pieces to the armor of the knight
  • Added a projectile block to the Shogun
Balance:
  • Slightly increased the size of the hoplite shield
  • Slightly increased the cost of the King
  • Decreased the health of the Shogun
  • Increased the time between dodges for the Sensei
  • Decreased the health of the Sensei
Unit possession:
You can control units by looking at them and pressing F - holding F makes it easier to choose which unit, just let go when you've marked the one you want to possess.

Control the unit by walking/running/driving with the WASD keys, use attacks with LMB and RMB (mouse clicks) and do special moves with space. All units don't have attacks or special moves so it varies from unit to unit. Use C to switch between first and third person view.

Remember, you're possessing the unit - this means will be just as bad (and probably worse) as the unit usually is!

Make sure to restart steam and verify the integrity of the game files.

We cannot answer questions here, please post questions and feedback in the Steam forums or email info@landfall.se


Hotfixes
  • Jester now has a picture
  • Club level now back to normal
  • Taekwondo now kicks
  • Crow death bug fixed
  • Hats and eyes remain after leaving first person
  • Hide clothes option fix
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Who would win in a fight out of Zeus and a mammoth? Minotaurs against halflings? Snake archers against potion sellers? They're the showdowns society yearns for but history denies... no longer! Now we have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.

It's not accurate, of course - no one describes anything as "totally" with a straight face. And TABS, as everyone calls it, doesn't have a straight face. It has a googly-eyes and lollops like a drunken marionette. It is a raspberry in the face of serious army-commanding games and I love it for it.

TABS is so simple to play. You spend points to build an army, place it, then sit back and watch the fight - you don't control anything in real-time other than the camera. What's in your army depends on how many points you have to spend. You might spend 2230 points on a mammoth, for instance, or use the same amount to buy four flying Valkyrie - they're a bloody nuisance. Or you might spend 4000 points on two Zeus-es, or 4200 on three scarecrow, which are better than they sound.

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna


Features:
  • Dynasty faction with seven units
  • Dynasty map
  • Dynasty campaign
  • A bunch of secret units



Changes:
  • Added a secondary, shorter jump to the berserker for targets that are 8-10m away

Balance:
  • Increased the hp of the halfling
  • Decreased the cost of the halfling from 60 to 50
  • Slightly decreased the halfling damage
  • Increased archer reload time from 7 to 8 seconds
  • Increased Artemis price to 5500
  • Decreased the number of arrows per Artemis attack
  • Increased Artemis spread

Make sure to restart steam and verify the integrity of the game files to get the update!

Please keep questions to the forums as we cannot answer on this post: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussions

Please share cool screenshots, videos, and stories on our subreddit (r/accuratebattlesim) or on twitter under the #PlayTABS hashtag

Twitter: https://twitter.com/landfallgames
Discord: www.discord.gg/landfall

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna
Here's some of what we've been working on before Easter, enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMD6_jjvAuw

Keep questions to the forums as we cannot answer here: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussions/
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Apr 18
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Wilnyl
Happy Easter! (to those of you who celebrate) we have a patch with fixes to kick off the weekend, there are also some secrets in there for you to find! :D

Features:
  • Added 3 secret units. Find their weapons to unlock them
  • Added an in game roadmap
  • Added option to mute sound when application is in background
  • Added option to control the amount of screen shake
  • Added option to hide clothes from units
  • Added option to hide eyes from units
  • Added tooltip to faction buttons in placement
  • The UI now displays the amount of units placed
Changes:
  • Added a trail to most fast moving projectiles to make them easier to see.
  • Trained the Sarissa in the arts of walking backwards
  • Minotaurs now always charge their target. Not only as a response to taking damage
  • Removed Defend the temple from the adventure campaign

Balance:
  • Increased the damage and health of Zeus
  • Increased the attack speed of Zeus
  • Reduced the radius of the catapult explosion
  • Increased the reload time of the catapult
  • Increased the damage of pitchforks
  • Increased the health of pitchforks
  • Slightly increased the health of the harvester
  • Increased the throw strength of stoner
  • Increased the damage of the stoner
  • Increased the rate of throw of the potion seller
  • Slightly increased archer fire rate
  • Slightly decreased the amount healed by the priest
  • Slightly increased the health of the minotaur
  • Slightly Increased the damage of the headbutter
  • Slightly reduced the damage of the squire
  • Slightly reduced the cost of snake archers
  • Haybalers are now knocked back by projectiles. They still take no damage

Please keep questions to the forums as we cannot answer on this post: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussions

Please share cool screenshots, videos and stories on our subreddit (r/accuratebattlesim) or on twitter under the #PlayTABS hashtag

Twitter: https://twitter.com/landfallgames
Discord: www.discord.gg/landfalllandfallgames
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Botten Hanna
Hi! Here's a video showcasing some of the things we've been working on this week, enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrkaXnuLVdE
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - contact@rockpapershotgun.com (Matt Cox)

In Steve Hogarty’s latest premature evaluation, he ascertained that it’s totally worth simulating accurate battles in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. One question, though, was left unacceptably ignored.

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