Hey Panda Peeps!

Cast off your sorrows! Forget all feelings of shivering and cold! The returning Beach Bash event begins now, and so does your chance to unlock the spiciest of all the beach babes, Shelly! In her world, the sun is always shining, the sand is always hot, and the sass is always real. Seriously, you’ll be sweating in no time!

You have from January 9-15 to complete the event, and remember, completing the event is the only way to unlock Shelly! So get that swimming costume on, maybe get some sunscreen ready, and get clicking!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We were looking for some way to chase those January blues away, and boy, was it a struggle. But then, suddenly, it hit us! We have access to a magical portal that can transport us to a land of sand, surf, sun, and most importantly, bikini-clad beach babes! So what are we waiting for!?

That’s right, we’ve decided to bring back the tropical Beach Bash event from January 9-15, so mark your calendars and don’t miss it! This is another chance to unlock sassy crab girl Shelly - and to just soak up some of that glorious summer lovin'. Oh, how we miss the sun!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s that very expensive time of the year again! Whether you’re loading up on presents for your friends, buying groceries for family gatherings, or just plain paying the heating bill, it certainly adds up! That’s why we pandas decided to mix things up and do a bit of subtracting, instead!

From December 19th all the way to January 3rd, save 20% on all Diamond Bundles and 10% on all DLC Girl Bundles. We’re also making those Diamonds go farther with 10% off all store girls! And when we say “all”, we mean ALL, because for the duration of this sale, every last one of them - from Amelia to Wendy - will be available in the Store! (Note to self: come out with a waifu whose name starts with Z so that alphabet joke works better…)

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

The Frosty Parallel Event portal is open, and a BEARY friendly face is eager to meet you! Don some fuzzy boots, grab a snow shovel, and get ready to spend some time in the company of a handful of holiday hotties!

Over and above the usual festivities, you’ll be in charge of showing a curious new visitor the best Frostmas experience ever! From December 12 to 17, work at chilly Jobs, try a flurry of Hobbies, and complete all your festive tasks to unlock a bundle of wintery rewards, including the all-new, fully dateable polar sweetheart, Aurora!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Have you got your Snogwarts letter yet? Ehh, don’t worry about it. It’s probably just lost in the mail…

You could always try your hand at stowing away on the Snogwarts Smexpress, but if you’re at all worried about getting tossed out of a moving train, why not complete the Limited Time Event to unlock Headmistress Vellatrix in your game instead? She’s sinister, sensual, spellbinding, and other s-words too! All you have to do is log in every day to collect your Daily Event Tokens, and she’ll be riding her broomstick into your heart in no time!

We love you so hard,

~The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

It’s that time of year again! The nights are getting longer, every store in your local mall is a gladiatorial arena, a certain pop-star has undergone her annual defrosting… and the Frosty Event is back! That’s right: December 12th to the 17th, it’s time to return to a land of snow and sweeties, so mark your advent calendars!

But what’s this? A shapely figure striding toward us through the blizzard… Who could THAT be? A brand new reward character? We can bear-ly wait!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

The day has arrived! No, not the day to reset your clocks, don’t worry - the day of the Spring Fling Event! So get to checking off all the egg-cellent event goals that await you, because you only have until December 2nd to score with that sweet lil’ hunny, Abby! That’s right, the bodacious bee is back, but the only way to keep her past first frost is to complete the Event! So hop to it, a sensational springtime awaits!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Panda HQ is BUZZING…! There’s something sweet on the horizon: the return of the Spring Fling Event and reward girl Abby! Mark your calendars for the dates of Nov 28 through to Dec 2 and get ready for a whirlwind of springtime jobs and hoppity hobbies, because completing this event is the only way to get a date with this hunny!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

We hope you like the number 20, because you’re about to see a LOT of it. Are you ready?

Peanut’s Deluxe Date is 20% off! DLC Girl Bundles are 20% off! Phone Fling Girl Bundles are 20% off! LTE Girl Bundles in the Store are 20% off! And all Diamond Bundles come with a bonus of 20% more Diamonds than usual!

Phew! That was a lot of 20s, but we got through it! Now for the last piece of important information: all these discounts last from November 21-26. That’s only 6 days, which is a WAY smaller number than 20! Better grab some stuff while you can in order to make the most of this sale.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Are you a Peanut stan? If so, you may be interested to know that you can now romance Peanut in Hush Hush! Unless you don’t know what Hush Hush is, in which case… well, we’ll give you a quick rundown: Hush Hush is a branching visual novel made by your favorite pandas (that’s us!) and featuring a bunch of characters from Crush Crush! It’s full of romance AND danger, and you can find it on Steam HERE. That’s also where you’ll find our brand new Hush Hush Peanut DLC, which unlocks a bonus dating route with the bookish beauty herself!

Interested now? You can find more info in our official Hush Hush announcement post HERE! Just know that we’re super excited for all our Peanut fans to experience a new way of… well… experiencing Peanut.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas