Hey Panda Peeps!

The countdown is over. Back-to-school time is finally here, and so is your reward girl: cheer captain Karyn!

Karyn is literally too cool for school. But regardless of her good looks, her sky-high grades, or how many popularity contests she wins, Karyn is one of the most down-to-earth girls you’ll ever meet. She’s humble, she’s kind, and she’s genuinely enthusiastic about everything - especially you!

You definitely don’t want to miss out on dating this adorable cheer captain, but remember, you only have a limited time to unlock her! The School Spirit Event runs from August 27 to September 2, and you’ve got to attend all your classes and complete all your homework assignments (i.e. check off all your event goals) if you want to bring Karyn back to your Main Game.

Those are the deets… now get to class!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Don’t you just love shopping for new school supplies? Brand new notebooks, shiny pens, overpriced calculators…

Well, pretty soon you’ll be able to celebrate all that stuff like never before, because we’re introducing a brand new School Spirit Event! That means YOU finally get to be a student at S.T.F. University. (See? Dreams really do come true!) This event will feature all kinds of academic tasks, scholarly jobs, and campus-related hobbies for you to explore, plus a gaggle of college cuties for you to get to know!

What’s your reward for completing the whole event, you might be wondering? All we’ll say is that you’d better BRING IT, because she is, like, SO totally worth unlocking.

The School Spirit Event will take place from August 27 to September 2, so highlight those dates in your agenda and don’t forget!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We’ve got to be quick about this, because this flash sale only lasts for ONE day! Here are the deets: from August 15-16, you’ll get 15% MORE Diamonds with your Diamond Bundle purchase. And if that’s not enough of a bonus for you, we’ll also throw in Peanut’s Deluxe Wedding Dress!

What are you waiting for? Hurry! Run! Start the car!!!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

August is HERE and so is the HEAT! The heat of sweet sweet summer sales, that is.

From August 1 to 6, we’re offering 15% off all Diamond bundles. But that’s not all, the Bikini bundle comes as a seasonally-appropriate bonus with your purchase! If you haven’t had the opportunity to ogle the core girls in their beautiful bikinis, jump on this opportunity. You won’t be disappointed!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Are we wearing rose-tinted glasses, or did things just get a heck of a lot more pink around here? Trick question, it’s both! That’s because the returning Valentine’s Parallel Event is now live, which means you get to do a bunch of lovey-dovey stuff for a new(ish) waifu!

We hope you’ve girded your loins for this one, because the returning reward girl is the demoness Desdemona. If you didn’t quite win Her heart the first time, now’s your second chance! You must simply complete the Parallel Event and meet all of Her demands in time in order to unlock Her.

You have from July 29 to August 2. Go! Quick! Go forth and impress Her!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

What do denim skirts, rainbow headbands, and off-the-wall adventures have in common?

They’re all essential to the happiness of a 90’s girl! If you ask Honey, the only thing better is your company. You know, in real life? Face to face? Good thing your opportunity is here. Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens, so once you’ve completed her Phone Fling, Honey will be unlocked!

Now that she’s firmly in the “MILF” category, we bet you’re eager to show her how much spice you can bring to her life. So what are you waiting for? Boogie on down and get your first token today!

We love you SO hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Okay, we know it’s nowhere near Valentine’s Day. But around these parts, we don’t need some lame commercial holiday to tell us we when we should be wooing cute girls! We’ll happily do it all year long, no encouragement required.

On that note, we’re bringing back the ultra romantic Valentine’s Event from July 29 to August 2! This will be your second chance to unlock the dazzling Desdemona, and yes, we know it’s a little scary to approach someone like Her, but trust us, it’s worth it. She’ll make you feel like no one ever has before, that’s for sure!

Mark your calendars, because that swirly portal back to the Land of Love will only be around for a limited time!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Set the stage with wacky theme music. Sprinkle in some zany sound effects. Add in the cheesiest laugh track you’ve ever heard. Are you picking up what we’re putting down, homeslice?

Catch up with Honey, 90’s sitcom gal all grown up, as new messages start rolling in! It looks like she’s found a way to get that tricksy Magic Phone of hers working again, so get excited, dust off those roller skates, and remember to watch for her Limited Time Event - coming soon!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We just wanted to swing by and remind you about the start of the returning Spooky Event featuring reward girl Cassia! We’d hate for you to miss out on unlocking this absolute queen. (Do we mean that literally? Figuratively? Who knows! The truth about Cassia’s status in life has long been buried by the sands of time…)

Anyway! You have from July 15-18 to check off all your spooky-themed goals, earn rewards along the way, and unlock Cassia for your Main Game! Best of luck, and remember…

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Have you been pining for mummy-themed Monster Girl Cassia? If so, you’re in luck - we’re bringing back the Spooky Parallel Event featuring Cassia as the unlockable reward character! There will be lots of other goodies just waiting to be unlocked along the way, too, so get ready to slide on through that spooky portal and start checking off your goals!

You’ll have from July 15-18 to complete the event - it’s the perfect Summerween activity! So mark your calendars and get ready…

We love you so hard!

The Pandas