Hey Panda Peeps!

Are we wearing rose-tinted glasses, or did things just get a heck of a lot more pink around here? Trick question, it’s both! That’s because the returning Valentine’s Parallel Event is now live, which means you get to do a bunch of lovey-dovey stuff for a new(ish) waifu!

We hope you’ve girded your loins for this one, because the returning reward girl is the demoness Desdemona. If you didn’t quite win Her heart the first time, now’s your second chance! You must simply complete the Parallel Event and meet all of Her demands in time in order to unlock Her.

You have from July 29 to August 2. Go! Quick! Go forth and impress Her!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

What do denim skirts, rainbow headbands, and off-the-wall adventures have in common?

They’re all essential to the happiness of a 90’s girl! If you ask Honey, the only thing better is your company. You know, in real life? Face to face? Good thing your opportunity is here. Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens, so once you’ve completed her Phone Fling, Honey will be unlocked!

Now that she’s firmly in the “MILF” category, we bet you’re eager to show her how much spice you can bring to her life. So what are you waiting for? Boogie on down and get your first token today!

We love you SO hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Okay, we know it’s nowhere near Valentine’s Day. But around these parts, we don’t need some lame commercial holiday to tell us we when we should be wooing cute girls! We’ll happily do it all year long, no encouragement required.

On that note, we’re bringing back the ultra romantic Valentine’s Event from July 29 to August 2! This will be your second chance to unlock the dazzling Desdemona, and yes, we know it’s a little scary to approach someone like Her, but trust us, it’s worth it. She’ll make you feel like no one ever has before, that’s for sure!

Mark your calendars, because that swirly portal back to the Land of Love will only be around for a limited time!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Set the stage with wacky theme music. Sprinkle in some zany sound effects. Add in the cheesiest laugh track you’ve ever heard. Are you picking up what we’re putting down, homeslice?

Catch up with Honey, 90’s sitcom gal all grown up, as new messages start rolling in! It looks like she’s found a way to get that tricksy Magic Phone of hers working again, so get excited, dust off those roller skates, and remember to watch for her Limited Time Event - coming soon!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We just wanted to swing by and remind you about the start of the returning Spooky Event featuring reward girl Cassia! We’d hate for you to miss out on unlocking this absolute queen. (Do we mean that literally? Figuratively? Who knows! The truth about Cassia’s status in life has long been buried by the sands of time…)

Anyway! You have from July 15-18 to check off all your spooky-themed goals, earn rewards along the way, and unlock Cassia for your Main Game! Best of luck, and remember…

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Have you been pining for mummy-themed Monster Girl Cassia? If so, you’re in luck - we’re bringing back the Spooky Parallel Event featuring Cassia as the unlockable reward character! There will be lots of other goodies just waiting to be unlocked along the way, too, so get ready to slide on through that spooky portal and start checking off your goals!

You’ll have from July 15-18 to complete the event - it’s the perfect Summerween activity! So mark your calendars and get ready…

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

The returning Beach Bash event begins now, and so does your chance to unlock a brand new beach babe! If you think she looks a little familiar, you’d be right! You’ve probably seen her poking around the beach before. Here’s a hint - the red’s not from a sunburn!

Introducing… Shelly! AKA Crab-Chan. AKA Local Bathing Suit Enthusiast. AKA Beach Menace.

If you’re pinching at the bit to get Shelly into your Main Game, you’d better get started now! You have from June 27 to July 3, and completing the Beach Bash event is the only way to unlock her. Check off all your goals, collect your rewards, and welcome the sassy shorty with open arms!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

All the nekomimi lovers in the chat say “Nyaaaaan”! It’s time for a purrific sale!

From June 27th to July 2nd, we’re doing our best lucky waving cat impression and bestowing you all with a gift of good fortune: 10% bonus Diamonds with every Diamond Bundle purchase! But hmm… We think this sale needs to be a bit more kitty-centric. How about we throw in Nutaku-chan’s Unique Outfit (the one with the cat ears, of course!) as a bonus with your Diamond Bundle as well?

Need MORE cat girls? What a silly question… Of course you do! That’s why we’re also offering 50% off that speedy cheetah Catara’s bundle! Oh, and the store Limited Time Event girls are 15% off, too. They may not (all) be cat girls, but if you wanna imagine them with kitty ears and a tail, then go right ahead! Or how about one of those cute lil’ collars with a bell? We know Mio approves!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Summer is great, isn’t it? It’s one of our favorite seasons, right up there with spring, fall, and winter! That’s why, when we heard the sounds of sand, surf, and sun from the Parallel universe portal, we all cheered!

Bikini babes, beautiful weather, and bouncy… floaties can all be found in the Beach Bash Event! This round will be from June 27-July 3, so mark your calendars and don’t miss it. You’ll be able to work summer-themed jobs and enjoy warm-weathered hobbies all while making your way toward the big reward… a brand new, but suspiciously familiar red-head!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

You may have noticed one of our beautiful core girls has been missing from the phone fling lineup. Wonder and worry no longer, because today marks the day you can finally message everyone’s favorite doting and (overly) attentive cutie.

Ayeka is determined to plan the best and most memorable date possible! She has carefully considered every date you’ve ever had and has detailed journal entries about all your preferences in alphabetical order. You’re in extremely capable hands! Once you have this intensely lovely lady at Lover Level, you can jump into her gripping conversation for only 10 Diamonds. Complete with illuminating selfies, we know you won’t regret this sneak peek into Ayeka’s inner world.

We love you so hard! (But not as hard as Ayeka)

The Pandas