Hey Panda Peeps!

All rise for the alluring and sinister Vellatrix!

The Headmistress of the infamous wizarding school “Snogwarts” flies back into Crush Crush during this Limited Time Event. If you haven’t had the opportunity to meet our witchy seductress yet, take this opportunity to make a good impression. We strongly suggest you log in daily, as perfect attendance and a full set of tokens will bring the mistress of the dark arts right to your door.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

When it comes to steaming hot food, are you the type to patiently blow on it, or do you just toss it in your gob and hashafashasha your way through the burning? Well, whichever side of that age-old divide you fall on, this Crush Crush sale is bound to get you steamy satisfaction without the wait or the pain! From now until August 8th, all Diamond Bundles are 15% off, and with every Diamond Bundle purchase, you’ll receive a Bikini Bundle that includes outfits for all the core Crush Crush girls totally free! Bonnibel and Karma in skimpy swimwear? Now that’s steamy!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

The time for summer fun has come, and with it, your chance to experience an actual pirate adventure! Complete the Beach Bash Event to unlock Kira, the most beautiful pirate captain to ever sail the seven seas. She’s not like other pirates, either. Sure, she’s ambitious and adventurous, but she’s also a classy lady! Once you meet her, you’re sure to be HOOKED!

Remember, you have from July 20 to 26 to check off all your goals during this tropical affair! Then, and only then, will we surrender the booty!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

It’s officially time for some summer fun in the sun! This season’s Parallel Event is a wet and wild beach bash, so grab some SPF and get ready to make a splash. This place is pure paradise, and not just because it’s swimming with bikini-clad beach babes!

You can expect a ton of tropical tasks and sunshiny goals, and - of course - amazing rewards! You’ll even have a chance to win the special grand prize: a gorgeous seafaring new girl for your Main Game.

The Beach Bash Event runs from July 20 to 26. Don’t bury your head in the sand, soak up those sun rays while you can!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Prepare yourself, because your game is about to reach never-before-seen levels of cuteness. Adorkable animal pal Amelia is ready to meet you, and so are her mischievous red panda friends! Yep, it’s finally time to head over to the weird zoo/animal sanctuary/car wash place where Amelia works and start getting to know her and the pandas on a deeper level. But first you’ve got to finish her Phone Fling and complete her Limited Time Event, so hurry on over and do that! Do it now!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

The day has come! The Spooky Parallel Event has returned, which means you have another chance to unlock fully-dateable Monster Girl Cassia. And don’t forget about all the other rewards just waiting to be unlocked along the way! All you’ve got to do is saunter on over to the Parallel Event and start checking off those eerie, chilling goals.

Remember, this time your rewards will added to your Main Game automatically - no need to worry about claiming them! Plus, there’s a new pool of Outfits to unlock if you already own the first bunch.

You have four whole days from June 22 - 26 to complete the event, so what are you waiting for? Go! Get started! Face this challenge like the badass little marshmallow-person you are.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s shaping up to be a hot summer, and what better way to spend it than with your hawt Crush Crush waifus? From June 22nd to July 13th, get 10% off Diamond Bundles and 10% off all Girl Bundles. And we mean ALL, because for this special sale we’re not only offering discounts on the usual DLC suspects, we’re also bringing back every single Limited Time Event Girl for purchase!

So whether you’re missing broody sk8r girl Nova or that speedy cheetah Catara, now’s your chance to add them to your roster for some summer lovin’!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Good news - Spooky Season is BACK! Or, rather, it will be back from June 22 to 26. You might be saying to yourself, “Spooky Season in the middle of summer? That’s strange and unusual!” And you might be right, but… Spooky Season is all about being strange and unusual! So it works!

Just like before, when the event begins you’ll find a button at the top of your game. You’ll click it, and you’ll be taken through a terrifying portal to a parallel universe filled with mayhem and monsters. Cute monsters! But we’ve also made a few changes this time, and we’d love to let you know about them.

First, this event will run for four days instead of three! Yep, you get a whole extra 24 hours to spend in the spooky realm. Second, you no longer have to wait until the end of the event to claim Outfit and Girl rewards - you’ll be able to unlock those prizes for your Main Game as soon as you earn them! And finally, for those of you who have already received the special Outfits that were awarded last time, there will be a new pool of Outfits for you to unlock.

The grand prize for this event is Cassia, the mummy Monster Girl who can ONLY be unlocked by completing the Spooky Event! If you didn’t quite manage to win her heart the first time, now’s your second chance!

Now mark your calendars, spooky friends, because June 22 is coming up fast!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Bing! Explora-Chan is now Online, and she can’t wait to send you an Instant Message. The best browser-waifu ever is getting her new home/office all set up, and it’s your job to help her through it. Her appreciation for your support as she gets everything running smoothly will be extensive!

For those of you who have Explora at Lover Level, this Phone Fling will unlock automatically. If you haven’t had the chance to meet this blue babe, now’s the time (especially since there's a conveniently timed 10% off sale on her DLC Bundle)! This brand-new content will have you reminiscing about times when CD-ROMs were the peak of technology.

We love you so hard,

-The Pandas

Hey Panda peeps!

It's time for us to share a look at some upcoming Limited Time Events! Note: some dates and rewards might change - this is our tentative schedule, and it doesn’t include extra updates like DLC girls or Parallel events etc; this is just the LTE calendar:

May 31: (bring-back) Lustat
June 14: (bring-back) Lustat's Outfits
June 28: (bring-back) Sawyer & Lake's Animated Pinup
July 5: Amelia -new!
July 19: Amelia's Outfits -new!
August 2: (bring-back) Alpha's Pinup
August 9: (bring-back) Vellatrix
August 23: (bring-back) Vellatrix's Outfits
September 6: (bring-back) School Pinup
September 13: (bring-back) Odango
September 27: (bring-back) Odango's Outfits
October 11: (bring-back) Halloween Pinup
October 18: ??? -new!
November 1: ???'s Outfits -new!
November 15: (bring-back) Mio's Festive Pinup
November 22: (bring-back) Roxxy
December 6: (bring-back) Roxxy's Outfits
December 20: (bring-back) Holiday Pinup

...and more!

TL;DR we’ll be bringing back past LTE girls/outfits/pinups on rotation, and will be adding tons of new goodies as well!

Love you SO hard; stay cool!
~Pandas