Hey Panda Peeps,

Let’s cut to the chase. It’s time for Crush Crush Vote-a-Fling number 6! Which best girl (because let’s face it, they’re all best girls) will make the journey from Phone Fling to fully-dateable this time?

Ooo, but wait - there’s something a little extra special about this one. Normally you’d get a maximum of 5 votes, but this time… You get 10. The first one is, as always, free, but now you have even more opportunities to show your favorite girl(s) some love!

We can’t wait to see what happens. Polls are open from August 3-17, and having your say is as simple as clicking the “vote” button at the bottom of your favorite Phone Fling conversation. Once the voting period ends, we’ll tally up the final score and announce this round’s winning gal!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Pssst… Panda Peeps…

Come over here where that expressionless girl who’s always following you around can’t overhear us…

Okay, we’ve got some fun news for all you yandere fans out there! But just in case there’s anyone in the audience who hasn’t had the pleasure of discovering Ayano’s little secret yet, here’s a quick bit of context: sometimes she smack talks the other girls!

Yep, whenever you click between Ayano and another girl, there’s a good chance Ayano will say something not-so-nice about her rival. There are multiple lines of dialogue for each, and it’s super fun clicking back and forth to hear them all - but up until now, this has only been a thing for the original group of girls! That just wasn’t good enough for us, so we’ve added a whooole bunch of new, fully-voiced lines!

Core girls, DLC girls, LTE girls… Now Ayano can trash talk everyone equally!

We hope you enjoy laughing at all of Ayano’s silly backhanded compliments and eye-rolling insults! That girl has a lot of love for you, but she sure shows it in a strangely hostile way…

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s summer, and we’ve got a sweet sale with lots of goodies for you to check out!

From July 28 to August 2, you can enjoy 15% off all the DLC and LTE girls in the Store - yep, all of ‘em!

Diamond bundles are also 15% off, and any diamond purchase comes with Elle’s brand new Deluxe Wedding Dress. See her looking more beautiful than ever, and loving you just as much!

Stay cool, Panda Peeps - we love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Ready for an enchanting new Phone Fling? It’s Luna’s turn to work her magic - and with magic involved, you know it’s gonna be a good one.

Wanna get your flirt on with this battle-ready sorceress? Roll a D20 for persuasion and… Wait, no, that’s not right. Let me just check the manual real quick. Ah, yes! As always, you can unlock this Phone Fling conversation for 10 Diamonds once you’ve reached Lover level with Luna.

Enjoy your fantastic chat!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Sirina, the loveliest of lovely A.I. assistants, is back for another Limited Time Event! She's primed and ready to execute any task- whether it's updating your calendar, checking the forecast, tracking your location, personalizing your ads… Erm, the point is she'll do anything for you!

If you haven’t unlocked this girl yet, you’ll definitely want to get on it. Log on daily, collect your Event tokens, and integrate Sirina functionality into your game. She’s cute, she’s helpful, she’s more technologically-advanced than any other Crush Crush girl! Except maybe the rice cooker. Or the songaloid. Either way, she’s pretty darn advanced!

Enjoy Sirina, and remember… We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

There’s a TROOLLL in the dungeon! Err… In your phone, I mean!

Pamu’s very own Phone Fling is here, and she’s ready to make your life a living paradise. Do you have what it takes to handle the meme queen? Unlock this Phone Fling for 10 Diamonds once you reach Lover level with Pamu, and give yourself a pat on the back! Not everyone has what it takes to romance someone so… Perfect.

Enjoy your chat!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s summer sale time! From June 23-28, take 10% off all Girl Bundles and 10% off Diamonds, plus get a BONUS gift with the purchase of any Diamond Bundle of 20 Diamonds or more! This time, your bonus gift is a Bikini Outfit bundle, which unlocks bikini outfits for all the core girls - that’s everyone from Cassie to Sutra, plus Peanut!
And as an added bonus all of our plushies and dakimakura are currently on sale 30% off in our merch shop HERE!

Enjoy!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

It’s time for Alpha’s own Phone Fling! You can unlock this super sweet conversation for 10 Diamonds once you reach Lover level with Alpha - AKA once you’ve transformed the holographic songaloid into a real flesh-and-blood waifu!

Alpha’s still pretty new to all the things you’ve introduced her to, and still loving experiencing all the things we typically take for granted every day. So join her as she does some stuff and things! (I’m avoiding being specific because… Spoilers).

We hope you enjoy this chat with Alpha!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We have some wildly exciting news to share with you today. Sad Panda Studios is taking part in this year’s Steam Next Fest! We’ll be showcasing a demo for our upcoming game Hush Hush, which is kind of a big deal. For many of you, this will be your first real look at the game!

If you want to check it out, make sure to set a reminder for June 16 at 7:00pm PDT. Our very own Mio (AKA Artist Panda) will be playing the Hush Hush demo on livestream! You can click the 'Set a Reminder' button found in this news post here. We'll be giving out FREE GAME KEYS for Hush Hush to people in Chat, so make sure you check it out!

If you’re as pumped as we are, then please, tell your friends! Tell your foes! Tell every stranger who crosses your path!

And as always, thank you so much for your continued support. We love you SO HARD!!!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

You’ve probably dipped your toes in the water already. Now it’s time to take a breath, close your eyes, and dive right in. Let the cool, crisp waters of love envelop you like an envelope enveloping a letter. A letter that was hand-written by a wistful artist using one of those fancy ink pens you could never figure out how to work. And the handwriting is incredibly elegant, and…

You know what? Forget the letter. Let’s get straight to the point: Lake is here!

Whether art imitates life or life imitates art, your next steps are the same either way - unlock Lake by completing her latest Phone Fling and collecting your daily tokens during the Limited Time Event. Or throw some diamonds down to unlock her right away! It’s that simple.

Don’t overthink it. Just make her yours!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas