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In honor of four years of GTA Online this month, we've got a special GTA$400,000 gift for all players who log in to GTA Online on PlayStation 4, Xbox One or PC, along with a considerable collection of celebratory 2x GTA$ & RP opportunities and discounts; read on for details. Plus check out what's new this week in-game, including the menacing Vigilante and a new Transform Race to put it to the test, the haunting Condemned Adversary Mode, a complimentary trio of horror movie t-shirts and more...



NEW VEHICLE: VIGILANTE

Introducing the Vigilante, the ultimate instrument of vengeance. Equipped with rocket propulsion technology and front-mounted machine guns (with room for a missile upgrade), the Vigilante will strike fear and provide swift justice to those who come for your throne. Impose order on the streets of Los Santos with the Vigilante, available exclusively from Warstock Cache & Carry.

Get a taste of the Vigilante's automotive prowess in the haunting new Transform Race, Inferno. Soar through a hellish landscape in the Ultralight, transform into the Beast and leap through a burning wilderness, then rip through the streets in the Vigilante - and earn double payouts as all Transform Races continue to serve up Double GTA$ & RP through October 30th



NEW ADVERSARY MODE: CONDEMNED

There’s a dead man walking in Los Santos, and it could easily be you. Just in time for Halloween, the nightmarish Adversary Mode Condemned marks one unlucky player for imminent death: when the timer runs out, they’re worm food. Their only hope is to pass the bad news onto somebody else, and the only way to do that is by sending them on a short trip to a shallow grave. Last man standing wins. Earn Double GTA$ & RP in Condemned now through November 6th.

Keeping the earnings going, Smuggler's Sell Missions will also provide Double GTA$ & RP payouts to all participants through the 6th. And for the loyal associates who risk life and limb to execute your devilish deeds, Double GTA$ Salary payouts. 



RING IN FOUR YEARS OF GTA ONLINE WITH LOG-IN REWARDS, DISCOUNTS AND MORE

To celebrate four years of Southern San Andreas mayhem, we're offering up a few treats to any and all players who log in to GTA Online at any point through November 6th. Anyone who plays during the period will receive a GTA$400,000 award that will be deposited in their Maze Bank account between November 6th and 13th. 

For costumed crazies roaming the streets in preparation for Halloween, not only are Halloween Masks and Facepaint you know and love returning to Los Santos at a 25% discount, but we're slashing 25% off the Fränken Stange, the Lurcher and the demonic LCC Sanctus, all returning as well. On top of these ghoulish tricks and treats, all players will also be gifted a trio of classic in-game horror film t-shirts for logging in: the Cheerleader Massacre 3 T-Shirt, the Vinewood Zombie T-Shirt, and the Knife After Dark T-Shirt.

And as part of the four year GTA Online celebration, there is also an outrageous selection of items on discount this weekend - everything from properties like Hangars, Biker Clubhouses, Bunkers and Vehicle Warehouses - to select Super cars, motorcycles like the Shotaro (remember to play Deadline to unlock this bike!), Special Vehicles and Weaponized Vehicles, are on sale through October 30th.

PROPERTIES
  • All Hangars – 30% off
  • All Bunkers – 30% off
  • All Biker Clubhouses – 30% off
  • All Vehicle Warehouses – 30% off
SPECIAL & WEAPONIZED VEHICLES
  • Weaponized Tampa (both prices) – 30% off
  • Half-Track (both prices) – 30% off
  • Ramp Buggy (both prices) – 30% off
  • Phantom Wedge (both prices) – 30% off
  • Ruiner 2000 (both prices) – 30% off
CARS, MOTORCYCLES & AIRCRAFT
  • Vapid Retinue – 30% off
  • Hijack Ruston – 30% off
  • Pegassi Infernus Classic – 30% off
  • Pegassi Vortex – 30% off
  • Nagasaki Shotaro – 30% off
  • Declasse Tornado Rat Rod – 30% off
  • Ocelot Penetrator – 30% off
  • Banshee 900R upgrade – 30% off
  • V-65 Molotok (both prices) – 30% off
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In honor of four years of GTA Online this month, we've got a special GTA$400,000 gift for all players who log in to GTA Online on PlayStation 4, Xbox One or PC, along with a considerable collection of celebratory 2x GTA$ & RP opportunities and discounts; read on for details. Plus check out what's new this week in-game, including the menacing Vigilante and a new Transform Race to put it to the test, the haunting Condemned Adversary Mode, a complimentary trio of horror movie t-shirts and more...



NEW VEHICLE: VIGILANTE

Introducing the Vigilante, the ultimate instrument of vengeance. Equipped with rocket propulsion technology and front-mounted machine guns (with room for a missile upgrade), the Vigilante will strike fear and provide swift justice to those who come for your throne. Impose order on the streets of Los Santos with the Vigilante, available exclusively from Warstock Cache & Carry.

Get a taste of the Vigilante's automotive prowess in the haunting new Transform Race, Inferno. Soar through a hellish landscape in the Ultralight, transform into the Beast and leap through a burning wilderness, then rip through the streets in the Vigilante - and earn double payouts as all Transform Races continue to serve up Double GTA$ & RP through October 30th



NEW ADVERSARY MODE: CONDEMNED

There’s a dead man walking in Los Santos, and it could easily be you. Just in time for Halloween, the nightmarish Adversary Mode Condemned marks one unlucky player for imminent death: when the timer runs out, they’re worm food. Their only hope is to pass the bad news onto somebody else, and the only way to do that is by sending them on a short trip to a shallow grave. Last man standing wins. Earn Double GTA$ & RP in Condemned now through November 6th.

Keeping the earnings going, Smuggler's Sell Missions will also provide Double GTA$ & RP payouts to all participants through the 6th. And for the loyal associates who risk life and limb to execute your devilish deeds, Double GTA$ Salary payouts. 



RING IN FOUR YEARS OF GTA ONLINE WITH LOG-IN REWARDS, DISCOUNTS AND MORE

To celebrate four years of Southern San Andreas mayhem, we're offering up a few treats to any and all players who log in to GTA Online at any point through November 6th. Anyone who plays during the period will receive a GTA$400,000 award that will be deposited in their Maze Bank account between November 6th and 13th. 

For costumed crazies roaming the streets in preparation for Halloween, not only are Halloween Masks and Facepaint you know and love returning to Los Santos at a 25% discount, but we're slashing 25% off the Fränken Stange, the Lurcher and the demonic LCC Sanctus, all returning as well. On top of these ghoulish tricks and treats, all players will also be gifted a trio of classic in-game horror film t-shirts for logging in: the Cheerleader Massacre 3 T-Shirt, the Vinewood Zombie T-Shirt, and the Knife After Dark T-Shirt.

And as part of the four year GTA Online celebration, there is also an outrageous selection of items on discount this weekend - everything from properties like Hangars, Biker Clubhouses, Bunkers and Vehicle Warehouses - to select Super cars, motorcycles like the Shotaro (remember to play Deadline to unlock this bike!), Special Vehicles and Weaponized Vehicles, are on sale through October 30th.

PROPERTIES
  • All Hangars – 30% off
  • All Bunkers – 30% off
  • All Biker Clubhouses – 30% off
  • All Vehicle Warehouses – 30% off
SPECIAL & WEAPONIZED VEHICLES
  • Weaponized Tampa (both prices) – 30% off
  • Half-Track (both prices) – 30% off
  • Ramp Buggy (both prices) – 30% off
  • Phantom Wedge (both prices) – 30% off
  • Ruiner 2000 (both prices) – 30% off
CARS, MOTORCYCLES & AIRCRAFT
  • Vapid Retinue – 30% off
  • Hijack Ruston – 30% off
  • Pegassi Infernus Classic – 30% off
  • Pegassi Vortex – 30% off
  • Nagasaki Shotaro – 30% off
  • Declasse Tornado Rat Rod – 30% off
  • Ocelot Penetrator – 30% off
  • Banshee 900R upgrade – 30% off
  • V-65 Molotok (both prices) – 30% off
Grand Theft Auto V Legacy

In December 2013, Rockstar appeared confident Grand Theft Auto 5 would receive single player DLC in the new year. Now, almost four years on, the developer has all but confirmed GTA 5's future updates will be exclusive to GTA Online

In conversation with Game Informer, Rockstar's director of design Imran Sarwar suggests the scale of the base game, the next-gen console and PC launches of 2014 and 2015, and work on the forthcoming Red Dead Redemption 2 has, in essence, made subsequent single player story modes unfeasible for Grand Theft Auto 5. 

"As a company we love single player more than anything, and believe in it absolutely—for storytelling and a sense of immersion in a world, multiplayer games don’t rival single player games," says Sarwar. "With GTA 5, the single player game was absolutely massive and very, very complete. It was three games in one. The next-gen versions took a year of everyone’s time to get right, then the online component had a lot of potential, but to come close to realizing that potential also sucked up a lot of resources. And then there are other games—in particular Red Dead Redemption 2. 

"The combination of these three factors means for this game, we did not feel single player expansions were either possible or necessary, but we may well do them for future projects. At Rockstar, we will always have bandwidth issues because we are perfectionists and to make huge complex games takes a lot of time and resources. Not everything is always possible, but we still love single player open-world games more than anything."

For the sake of reference, Rockstar's December 2013 Newswire post claims the developer then had "big plans for substantial additions in 2014" where it would continue "Michael, Franklin and Trevor's action, mayhem and unexpected adventures in Southern San Andreas." Elsewhere in GI's interview, however, Sarwar highlights mid-2014 as a turning point for GTA Online—whereafter supporting its ever-increasing playerbase with a host of updates clearly became priority. 

Later, Sarwar admits that GTA Online's updates may become less frequent when Red Dead Redemption 2 arrives. "One of the enjoyable things about working on a project like this is that you can iterate quickly," he says, "and change and evolve plans fairly quickly too, so we don’t have to be as clear in our plans as with other projects."

Game Informer's interview with Sarwar can be read in full in this direction.

Grand Theft Auto V Legacy

GTA Online’s wacky races now include 15 new 'Transform Races' that manage to have a bit of something for everyone, from speeding through the skies in a jet to bouncing down a mountain on a bike, all in the same race. See, these races change your vehicle at set points, so one moment you might be jumping off a ramp in a supercar, but then you’re suddenly in a helicopter. 

The 15 races feature different vehicles and elaborate tracks, all of which you can check out here. If you click on the links in their names, you’ll be able to bookmark them, making it easier to access them in-game. 

Personally, Split Personality is my thing. “You’ve only got a few seconds of hurtling down Mount Chiliad on a BMX to make that age-old decision. Left or right? With the pack or on your own? Jet-powered super car or flying motorbike? Featuring BMXes, the FMJ, Rocket Voltic, Besra, Oppressor and Parachutes.”

There’s also a Smuggler’s Run sale going on, with 25% discounts on aircraft, while Lamar’s missions will net you more cash and RP to put towards big purchases. 

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Launch your supercar from Stunt Ramps, skydive over the Alamo Sea and barrel roll through Air Gates on your way to the finish line - all in the same track with Transform Races, the latest evolution of racing in GTA Online. Transform Races are part Stunt Race and part mind-bending metamorphosis, switching you from land to sea to sky, and back again…

These 15 new Rockstar Created Races will have you piloting fan-favorite vehicles across the various classes - from nimble planes like the Besra and Molotok to speedy Supers like the Vagner and Zentorno, and even versatile Special Vehicles like the Ruiner 2000 and Rocket Voltic. For a rundown of all the Transform Races now available to play, with links to bookmark each of them on Social Club for quick and easy access, check out the descriptions below:

Gauntlet II - There’s the surgically precise fighter pilot, and there’s the maniac with his foot on the floor of a Phantom Wedge. You'll need to be both here. Featuring the Molotok, Motorcycles, the Phantom Wedge and the Oppressor.

Get Wrecked - Get creative above the Los Santos Docklands on this destructive lap Transform Race. Featuring the Seashark, Shotaro, Super cars, the Mallard, and Havok.



Home Run - You haven’t thrown a real San Andreas no-hitter until you’ve taken five vehicles through the land, sea and airspace of Blaine County. Featuring Super cars, the Vortex, Mallard, Seashark and Havok.

Junk Yard - When the apocalypse finally gets underway in San Andreas, and the world lies in ruins, you can bet there will be some interesting racing opportunities in amongst the wreckage. Get practicing for the big day. Featuring Motorcycles, the Seashark and Mallard.

McKenzie - If you want all the highs and lows of Blaine County with none of the itches and nosebleeds, this point to point Transform Race that starts on Motorcycles is for you. Also featuring the Besra, Blazer Aqua, Zentorno and Trophy Truck.



Mixed-Up - Watch as the docklands, airport, business district and Legion Square all bleed into a single migraine-inducing blur in this Lap Transform Race. Featuring Super cars, the Besra, Ramp Buggy and Rocket Voltic.

Neon Mountain - Ever wondered what it would be like to drop a few tabs and race through the title sequence of some vintage 80s sci-fi? Featuring Motorcycles, the Besra and Seashark.

Plummet III - Make short work of the stratosphere in a really expensive sports car – with a twist or four. Featuring Sports cars, the Besra, Blazer Aqua, Havok and Akuma.



Separation – Start off strapped into the lovechild of a supercar and a space shuttle. Throw in a tightly-wound stunt plane and a herd of pocket-sized helicopters, and your multitasking better be up to scratch. Featuring the Rocket Voltic, the Mallard, Havok and Motorcycles.

Slalom - Whether you’re weaving through obstacles on two wheels, four wheels or two wings, the fundamental skills are the same: balance, precision, and dodging the flaming wrecks of your former competitors. Featuring Motorcycles, the Mallard and XA-21.

Slam Dunk - Line your shot up perfectly, let the pressure slide right off you, and hit nothing but net. Then watch the guy behind you screw it up by a few feet and see his flying muscle car explode on the rim. Featuring Motorcycles, the Ruiner 2000, Besra, Blazer, Hauler and Whippet.



Split Personality - You’ve only got a few seconds of hurtling down Mount Chiliad on a BMX to make that age-old decision. Left or right? With the pack or on your own? Jet-powered super car or flying motorbike? Featuring BMXes, the FMJ, Rocket Voltic, Besra, Oppressor and Parachutes.

The Dragon - What could be more appropriate for a diverse and cosmopolitan city like Los Santos than a race track in honor of the Chinese year of the Giant-Dragon-with-a-Fighter-Jet-in-its-Mouth? Featuring Compacts, the Faggio Sport, Molotok and Vagner.

Vinewood Thrills – Cruise under the Vinewood sign and ride an antique sailboat off the coast - inside a five minute lap with an executive chopper and a supercar joining the dots. Featuring Motorcycles, the Swift, Marquis, Seabreeze and Vagner.

Warped – You’re in a freefalling supercar above the business district. You blink, and you’re piloting a jet fighter. Blink again, and you’re not quite sure if this is a rocket-powered Super or a flimsy ultralight. Featuring Super cars, the Molotok, Rocket Voltic, Ultralight and parachutes.

Experience the chaotic and competitive nature of Transform Races with the added benefit of Double GTA$ & RP now through Thursday, October 26th. And look for more Rockstar Created Transform Races to be added later this fall, as well as the ability to concoct your own brand of madness with the Race Creator.

MASSIVE SMUGGLER'S RUN SALE AND MORE IN THIS WEEK’S BONUSES

Solidifying the benefit of having friends in low places, keep an eye on your iFruit for Lamar's Contact Missions, now paying out Double GTA$ & RP through October 26th. Plus, make the most of your illicit earnings with big discounts on the following Smuggler's Run aircraft, now through October 26th:
  • LF-22 Starling – 25% off (both Buy it Now and Trade Price)
  • V-65 Molotok – 25% off (both Buy it Now and Trade Price)
  • Buckingham Alpha-Z1 – 25% off (both Buy it Now and Trade Price)
Legendary Motorsport is also getting in on the action this week, discounting a pair of popular Super cars:
  • Grotti Visione – 25% off
  • Ocelot XA-21 – 25% off
And if you're looking to make a few tweaks to your new set of wings or wheels, be sure to take advantage of the following discounts:
  • Engine Upgrades – 25% off
  • Turbo Upgrades – 25% off
  • Suspension Upgrades – 25% off
  • Handling Upgrades – 25% off
PREMIUM RACE & TIME TRIAL SCHEDULE

October 17th - 23rd
  • Premium Stunt Race - "45°" (Locked to Motorcycles)
  • Time Trial - "Down Chiliad"
October 24th - 30th
  • Premium Stunt Race - "Green Machine" (Locked to Super)
  • Time Trial - "Del Perro Pier"
Launch Premium Races through the Quick Job App on your in-game phone or via the yellow corona at Legion Square. The top three finishers will earn GTA$ and you'll get Triple RP regardless of where you place. To take a shot at the Time Trial, set a waypoint to the marker on your in-game map and enter via the purple corona. Beat par time and you'll be duly rewarded with GTA$ & RP payouts.
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Launch your supercar from Stunt Ramps, skydive over the Alamo Sea and barrel roll through Air Gates on your way to the finish line - all in the same track with Transform Races, the latest evolution of racing in GTA Online. Transform Races are part Stunt Race and part mind-bending metamorphosis, switching you from land to sea to sky, and back again…

These 15 new Rockstar Created Races will have you piloting fan-favorite vehicles across the various classes - from nimble planes like the Besra and Molotok to speedy Supers like the Vagner and Zentorno, and even versatile Special Vehicles like the Ruiner 2000 and Rocket Voltic. For a rundown of all the Transform Races now available to play, with links to bookmark each of them on Social Club for quick and easy access, check out the descriptions below:

Gauntlet II - There’s the surgically precise fighter pilot, and there’s the maniac with his foot on the floor of a Phantom Wedge. You'll need to be both here. Featuring the Molotok, Motorcycles, the Phantom Wedge and the Oppressor.

Get Wrecked - Get creative above the Los Santos Docklands on this destructive lap Transform Race. Featuring the Seashark, Shotaro, Super cars, the Mallard, and Havok.



Home Run - You haven’t thrown a real San Andreas no-hitter until you’ve taken five vehicles through the land, sea and airspace of Blaine County. Featuring Super cars, the Vortex, Mallard, Seashark and Havok.

Junk Yard - When the apocalypse finally gets underway in San Andreas, and the world lies in ruins, you can bet there will be some interesting racing opportunities in amongst the wreckage. Get practicing for the big day. Featuring Motorcycles, the Seashark and Mallard.

McKenzie - If you want all the highs and lows of Blaine County with none of the itches and nosebleeds, this point to point Transform Race that starts on Motorcycles is for you. Also featuring the Besra, Blazer Aqua, Zentorno and Trophy Truck.



Mixed-Up - Watch as the docklands, airport, business district and Legion Square all bleed into a single migraine-inducing blur in this Lap Transform Race. Featuring Super cars, the Besra, Ramp Buggy and Rocket Voltic.

Neon Mountain - Ever wondered what it would be like to drop a few tabs and race through the title sequence of some vintage 80s sci-fi? Featuring Motorcycles, the Besra and Seashark.

Plummet III - Make short work of the stratosphere in a really expensive sports car – with a twist or four. Featuring Sports cars, the Besra, Blazer Aqua, Havok and Akuma.



Separation – Start off strapped into the lovechild of a supercar and a space shuttle. Throw in a tightly-wound stunt plane and a herd of pocket-sized helicopters, and your multitasking better be up to scratch. Featuring the Rocket Voltic, the Mallard, Havok and Motorcycles.

Slalom - Whether you’re weaving through obstacles on two wheels, four wheels or two wings, the fundamental skills are the same: balance, precision, and dodging the flaming wrecks of your former competitors. Featuring Motorcycles, the Mallard and XA-21.

Slam Dunk - Line your shot up perfectly, let the pressure slide right off you, and hit nothing but net. Then watch the guy behind you screw it up by a few feet and see his flying muscle car explode on the rim. Featuring Motorcycles, the Ruiner 2000, Besra, Blazer, Hauler and Whippet.



Split Personality - You’ve only got a few seconds of hurtling down Mount Chiliad on a BMX to make that age-old decision. Left or right? With the pack or on your own? Jet-powered super car or flying motorbike? Featuring BMXes, the FMJ, Rocket Voltic, Besra, Oppressor and Parachutes.

The Dragon - What could be more appropriate for a diverse and cosmopolitan city like Los Santos than a race track in honor of the Chinese year of the Giant-Dragon-with-a-Fighter-Jet-in-its-Mouth? Featuring Compacts, the Faggio Sport, Molotok and Vagner.

Vinewood Thrills – Cruise under the Vinewood sign and ride an antique sailboat off the coast - inside a five minute lap with an executive chopper and a supercar joining the dots. Featuring Motorcycles, the Swift, Marquis, Seabreeze and Vagner.

Warped – You’re in a freefalling supercar above the business district. You blink, and you’re piloting a jet fighter. Blink again, and you’re not quite sure if this is a rocket-powered Super or a flimsy ultralight. Featuring Super cars, the Molotok, Rocket Voltic, Ultralight and parachutes.

Experience the chaotic and competitive nature of Transform Races with the added benefit of Double GTA$ & RP now through Thursday, October 26th. And look for more Rockstar Created Transform Races to be added later this fall, as well as the ability to concoct your own brand of madness with the Race Creator.

MASSIVE SMUGGLER'S RUN SALE AND MORE IN THIS WEEK’S BONUSES

Solidifying the benefit of having friends in low places, keep an eye on your iFruit for Lamar's Contact Missions, now paying out Double GTA$ & RP through October 26th. Plus, make the most of your illicit earnings with big discounts on the following Smuggler's Run aircraft, now through October 26th:
  • LF-22 Starling – 25% off (both Buy it Now and Trade Price)
  • V-65 Molotok – 25% off (both Buy it Now and Trade Price)
  • Buckingham Alpha-Z1 – 25% off (both Buy it Now and Trade Price)
Legendary Motorsport is also getting in on the action this week, discounting a pair of popular Super cars:
  • Grotti Visione – 25% off
  • Ocelot XA-21 – 25% off
And if you're looking to make a few tweaks to your new set of wings or wheels, be sure to take advantage of the following discounts:
  • Engine Upgrades – 25% off
  • Turbo Upgrades – 25% off
  • Suspension Upgrades – 25% off
  • Handling Upgrades – 25% off
PREMIUM RACE & TIME TRIAL SCHEDULE

October 17th - 23rd
  • Premium Stunt Race - "45°" (Locked to Motorcycles)
  • Time Trial - "Down Chiliad"
October 24th - 30th
  • Premium Stunt Race - "Green Machine" (Locked to Super)
  • Time Trial - "Del Perro Pier"
Launch Premium Races through the Quick Job App on your in-game phone or via the yellow corona at Legion Square. The top three finishers will earn GTA$ and you'll get Triple RP regardless of where you place. To take a shot at the Time Trial, set a waypoint to the marker on your in-game map and enter via the purple corona. Beat par time and you'll be duly rewarded with GTA$ & RP payouts.
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GTA Online Transform

Grand Theft Auto Online [official site] has been growing steadily for a good long while now, adding new missions and competitive mini-games since launch. Only fitting, then, that the multiplayer crime-o-thon is sustained by shameless and continued thievery, with the most recent update – Smugglers Run – adding a Battlegrounds-esque Battle Royale playmode with an up-armored vehicular spin. Previous expansions have introduced Trackmania-esque improbable stunt racing on player-made tracks and Splatoon-y colourful competitions of turf control among other such delights.

Go on. Take a look at the trailer after the jump and tell me what game they’ve nicked the wing-mirrors off of this time.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbGt59KMGvw
Introducing new stunt races... with a twist. In Transform Races, vehicles change constantly - from bikes, to planes, to racing on water and more. Plus Warps add an extra layer of chaos, teleporting you to a completely different location mid-race for added calamity.

Look for Transform Races to come to GTA Online next week on Tuesday, October 17th.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbGt59KMGvw
Introducing new stunt races... with a twist. In Transform Races, vehicles change constantly - from bikes, to planes, to racing on water and more. Plus Warps add an extra layer of chaos, teleporting you to a completely different location mid-race for added calamity.

Look for Transform Races to come to GTA Online next week on Tuesday, October 17th.
Grand Theft Auto V Legacy

In the slightly directionless world of GTA Online, where needy NPCs ring you with requests every five minutes and the map is strewn with task icons that mostly seem like busywork, the best thing you can do is own a piece of Los Santos that feels like yours. Aside from buying apartments or cars, there are now many ways to do this—the most appealing (and cheapest) of which is running your own biker gang. I spent just over $500,000 earlier this year to get a decent hangout in the middle of Los Santos, money I had from doing heists with the PCG team. I christen this new gang ‘Biker Grove’. Ha. I’m a cool guy. I’m also the only one here. 

Here’s my dilemma: I don’t want to just invite anyone into my biker gang, and the PC Gamer boys are all offline. So I’m a one-man biker gang—which isn’t really a gang at all. I have a two-storey clubhouse, and a foul-mouthed lady behind the bar who comes free with all the biker hideouts. I also have a bong, and a dart board. But these things aren’t fun by yourself. The point of a biker gang is you’re supposed to ride in formation with buddies. When it’s just yourself and a big empty clubhouse, you sort of feel like a dad having a midlife crisis.

In my head, I picture the scenario exactly like this. The kids have moved out, and your partner’s joined a silent religious sect because they’ve had enough of your near-constant bullshit (yes, I've been watching HBO's The Leftovers). So you sell the house then buy a run-down garage, park your bike there, and hire someone to work there who won’t even play darts with you. I paid half a million hard-earned GTA dollars to experience this virtually. I could just live this in real life in 20 years’ time. 

The good news is I can still take on jobs that earn okay money. I go and steal a prison bus from a gas station, and drive the convicts across town away from the cops. It’s deliberately reminiscent of a brilliant singleplayer mission in GTA: The Lost and Damned, where protagonist Johnny Klebitz does the same thing. It’s a pretty exciting mission, which ends with you dropping off the cons at a couple of helicopters.

The biker update to GTA Online in general felt like a homage to that expansion—although the lack of narrative direction to owning a biker bar makes it feel a bit uneventful (which is also how I feel about the game's other recent expansions). With friends, though, the co-op missions and driving in formation are fun. It’s not meant to be played solo, really. Having other friends join, then assigning them roles that give them extra abilities in combat, like calling in AI gang members for support, is the real reason you do it. You’re not meant to be a lone ranger, simply because it’s embarrassing. 

I get drunk and have a game of darts rather than run another mission. Next time PCG's Phil Savage comes online, I’ll force him to join my club. Since I'm his line manager, I can probably make him do that.

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