Portal

Designed For Danger is a Portal 2 mini-campaign created by Patrick Murphy, which adds eight new levels and around 1-2 hours of gameplay to Valve's first-person puzzler.


These aren't just random levels, Murphy has actually carved a little alternate reality storyline out here, which, considering the pack is free, should make it worth a look for Portal fans starved of new content.


You can download the campaign below.


Update - While we're on the subject, I'm being pointed towards 12 Angry Tests, which looks even better.


Designed For Danger [Site]


Team Fortress 2

Okay prepare for something a bit incredible, but also very, very strange. This is a scene from Toy Story, reanimated and rebuilt using Source Filmmaker. It starts off weird, then it gets kinda hilarious, then it gets weird again.


I can't really explain why, but I totally love it. The fact that it's so jarred, and such a bizarre clunky parody is what makes it all work.


Toy Soldier [GlinkoPlayman]



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Portal

Portal's Still Alive, Performed Live On...CBS NewsNot a headline you were probably expecting to see in 2012, since the song wore out its welcome just as 2008 was coming around, but the world is an amazing place.



Jonathan Coulton performs "Still Alive" [CBS]


Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 Gets Zombies in Halloween-Themed "Scream Fortress" Event Just a few months after cold, unfeeling automatons came to Valve's hit co-op shooter in Mann vs. Machine, the publisher's unleashing waves of the undead on Team Fortress 2.


According to Polygon, an update to the Team Fortress 2 website announced a two-week Scream Fortress event that will herald the return of necromancer Merasmus, who seeds all kinds of dark magic over the game's usual match types. The new Wave 666 map will be where showdowns against zombies happen and players will also be able to get enchantments that will summon ghosts as part of the event. How long until we get zombies vs. robots, y'think?


Scream Fortress [Team Fortress 2, via Polygon]


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Team Fortress 2 is Celebrating Halloween (Again)Like clockwork, the coming of Halloween also signals the coming of some special Team Fortress 2 stuff, heralded today by the release of a new comic and teases for a showdown between the mercs and Merasmus.


Doommates [TF2]


Portal

Cortana bickering with Wheatley: think about it. The two are strong personalities in their own rights, but put together they make for some hilarious banter.


I would never have imagined Wheatley's deadpan humor to work so well under the seriousness of Halo's plotline, but apparently Toadking07 did and I'm all the happier for it.


Wheatley is 343 Guilty Spark - Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary Edition [YouTube]


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Why Propose With a Diamond When You Could Propose With Portal's Companion Cube?


We've seen Portal proposals and Portal jewelry before. But putting them together into a Companion Cube engagement ring is a new one on me.


The ring is stainless steel and, yes, the cube is a tiny exact replica with its little heart on every side. It was custom made by bmf jewelry for Justin Palmer, who did indeed propose by asking, "Will you be my partner in science?"


She said yes.


Portal Companion Cube Engagement Ring [Custom Made via The Mary Sue]


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Do you need an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device? Of course you do!


Sure, there's a life-sized replica out there in the world, but for those of us with smaller living rooms (and smaller budgets), this miniature edition, from ThinkGeek, is just the ticket.


This model, admittedly, can't actually make a wormhole in your wall. But it does come with the lights and sounds you need to feel like it actually works.


You could even put a potato on those arms. A baby potato, admittedly, but still.


Portal 2 Miniature Replica Portal Gun [ThinkGeek, via Twitter]


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Team Fortress 2 Is Now Punishing Cowardly QuittersIt's never cool to bail from your multiplayer game mid-match. It may mean that you won't get another "L" on your record, but it also means you're a quitter who lets his or her team down.


Valve has begun to crack down on people quitting Team Fortress 2's new Mann vs. Machine mode mid-match. From a joking "letter" from Mann CEO Saxton Hale:


Bidwell's drummed up some penalties for any coward he catches running away from the frontlines. If any of you cowards out there find these penalties too harsh, don't worry about it, because see Point #1 (I am coming for you). Whatever penalties you get will seem like a day at the Being Afraid store (or wherever it is cowards like to shop) when I get my big angry hands on your beady little heads.


From the TF2 Blog, some clarifications in the form of an FAQ:


Q: What is "abandoning" a game??


There is a difference between leaving a game and "abandoning" it. It is considered "abandoning" a game if all of the following circumstances are met:


  • You leave a game while playing a Mann Up game on an official server; and
  • You have not played through a single wave to completion or failure; and
  • There are 5 or more players currently connected to the server (including you).

Otherwise, it is safe to disconnect a game without being considered an "abandoner."

Q: What happens if I "abandon" a game??


At first, nothing. (Sometimes you lose your Internet connection and cannot get back online to rejoin. And sometimes, you just have to go.) Penalties will be imposed on players who repeatedly abandon games. These players will be temporarily placed in a low-priority pool and will experience longer matchmaking times.


Q: If I'm thinking about leaving a game, how can I tell if I'd be "abandoning" it??


When you press the Disconnect button on the Main Menu, a prompt will confirm one of three things: that you are not abandoning the game and that it is safe to leave; that you are abandoning the game but will not incur a penalty; or that you are abandoning the game and will incur matchmaking penalties by disconnecting.


Note that leaving a game by pressing the Disconnect button ensures that you will never incur a penalty without prior warning. However, if you disconnect through any other means, such as typing "disconnect" or "quit" on the console, or by accepting a Steam invite, no prompt will be displayed, and you may incur penalties without being notified.


Q: What if I crash or lose my connection??


If you crash or lose your Internet connection, your spot on the game server will be reserved for you to rejoin within three minutes. If you do not rejoin within three minutes, you will be treated as if you had quit the game intentionally.


After a crash or loss of Internet connection, restarting TF2 will give you a prompt to reclaim your spot. This prompt will also tell you what (if any) penalties you will incur by declining.


If you meet the abandonment criteria outlined above ("What is "abandoning" a game?"), AND if you fail to rejoin either because you let three minutes go by or you declined the prompt, then you are considered to have abandoned the game.


Q: What if I get kicked for idling??


If you are automatically kicked due to inactivity, you are considered to have quit intentionally. You may be considered to have abandoned the game if the other abandonment criteria ("What is "abandoning" a game?") are satisfied.


Q: What if I'm vote-kicked?


If you are vote-kicked by other players, you are not considered to have quit intentionally and will not be considered to have abandoned the game.


So, there you have it. Stop quitting, quitters!


Attention, Cowards! [Teamfortress.com]


Abandoning Games FAQ [Team Fortress Blog]


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Last we heard about Guillermo del Toro's horror game inSane, it got cut loose from a frantically restructuring THQ. Today at New York Comic-Con, del Toro confirmed that the game is in search of a new development partner. He also revealed that Ellen McClain, beloved as the voice of GLaDOS from Valve's Portal games, will be heard as the voice of an AI in his next movie.


Del Toro is at NYCC to build buzz on Pacific Rim, his upcoming giant-robots-vs-kaiju movie that's due out next year. He stopped by the Legendary Comics booth to announce a new Pacific Rim comics series that will be a prequel to the film. In the beginning of the clip above, you'll see him talking about how Pacific Rim won't be an overly referential movie. From there, he talks about the current state of InSane and how Valve is his dream partner from making his proposed horror trilogy. Gaben & GDT? Sounds like a match made in nerd heaven!


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