Lucky, in her infinite wisdom, deemed the Parsnip Puzzle craze beneath her. So she cooked up her own special little puzzle just for you, Ranchers.
Conquer this, and world domination might be next.
🦖🦖🦖🌍🌍🌍



P.S- Check out the plushies trying to solve it 👀

You wished for it 🙏 You wrote to us about it 📝 And now you need to prepare yourselves for the return of our beloved Lucky Plushie!
That's right, the overly cute and sometimes jealous parasaurolophus with world domination on the brain is back for another round 😬 Lucky 2.0, as she prefers to be called, will be hatching a new scheme on August 1st, exactly one year after her last attempt at global takeover 🌎 Her shadow campaign has begun on Makeship already.
Will you be able to resist her charm? 🦖
Big love from,
your slightly nervous pals at Paleo Pines

If you or a friend have been wanting to give Paleo Pines a try, it's now available for 40% off during the Maximum Entertainment Publisher Sale! Embark on your dino journey today.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1202200/Paleo_Pines/

The Maximum Entertainment Publisher Sale goes until June 22, 2024, so don't miss out! In addition to Paleo Pines, the publisher sale has a number of major titles on discount such as:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/768200/Smalland_Survive_the_Wilds/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1538970/Hammerwatch_II/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1623940/Bramble_The_Mountain_King/

Click on the following banner to see the whole portfolio of games on discount, as well as a look at upcoming titles.

For just a few days (because that's how long summer lasts in Ireland 😭) you get 25% off almost EVERYTHING in our merch shop- AND we've added some new 🍑 🍓favourites for you too 😌
🍓 Use code: FRAISES25

https://paleopines.myshopify.com/

As the Steam Summer Sale passes us by, it brings with us some new Ranchers! Welcome on in folks, the dinos are happy to see you 🦖💚

If you've found yourself absolutely obsessed with Paleo Pines and can't get enough of it, you can always check out our art book over on our merch store!
You can pick up a digital copy, and have a wee snoop around at some physical merch too!

Let us know what you think in the comments!

Firstly, WOW! We smashed through 100% funded right to 611% yesterday for our lovely Bi Pride Sarcosuchus plushies; What that means is not only are over 1000 plushies going to be making their way to their new homes in September, but 10% of the profits are going straight to The Trevor Project, and another 5% to Outright International. We genuinely could not have done this without our amazing community- Thank you! 🦖💜



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Secondly, if you want even more Marco in your lives; our own Marco the Sarco merch will be up on our store until 4PM BST tomorrow- That's Thursday the 4th of July. We've got some (in my opinion) devastatingly cute stuff on there, and once it's gone, it's gone!



We're consistently blown away by the generosity and kindness of this community, and we're looking forward to sharing more exciting things to come!

Until next time, Ranchers! 💜

You know where to go.