Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
This build! THIS BUILD! We're one final, wild, event short of having all the ones needed to tell Shadow Princess' story, then we'll add the final bits and prepare for her release in the Kingdom!

Now, for the sexy stuff!


The 👺Goblin X Slime🍮 series of events is ready, ending with a slimy, juicy, NSFW event shared by both of them! Now I just want to pick the next couple!


I've added new rewards for the updated 🍻Pervert's Dash UNLIMITED in here too and, also very cute, sleeping Princesses!


Shhh, Mermaid's sleeping...

I hope you enjoy this build, and look forward to the many new mechanics and stories we're adding with the new Shadow Reign!

Size: 923.1 MBs

Additions and changes:
ːswirliesː Slime X Goblin NSFW Animation #1 added
ːswirliesː SlimeP X GoblinP campsite scene II added
ːswirliesː SlimeP X GoblinP campsite scene III added
ːswirliesː Shroom Princess NSFW Animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Shroom Princess has been added as DLC character
ːswirliesː MissBorne NSFW Animation #1 added to the Gallery
ːswirliesː Added new sprites for sleeping Princesses! All of them!
ːswirliesː Added new haircuts for Drider Progeny
ːswirliesː Added new haircuts for Oni Progeny
ːswirliesː Added new haircuts for Plant Progeny
ːswirliesː Added new haircuts for Shadow Progeny
ːswirliesː Added new haircuts for Lamia Progeny
ːswirliesː Added portraits for Wendigo monsters
ːswirliesː Updated sprite for sneaking Slime Princess
ːswirliesː Updated Starchy sprites
ːswirliesː Updated MissBorne sprite
ːswirliesː "Shortie Pride" costume added for Goblin Princess and Progeny
ːswirliesː You can now use "Shortie Pride" too during Goblin Beach Date
ːswirliesː You can now obtain Plant, Eldritch, and Slime Bartender costumes by playing the new version of Pervert's Dash UNLIMITED!
ːswirliesː Added Desert Well map

Added / Locked in Beta:
ːswirliesː Shadow Princess scene IV added
ːswirliesː Mirage Princess NSFW scene added
ːswirliesː Mirage Princess NSFW Animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Play "Sata Pong!" as preview Beta content in Faun's Tavern

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed moving around at max speed preventing the Player interaction with items and transfers
ːswirliesː Fixed Plasma (Patron NPC) eventually being shown as female in the Progeny Menu
ːswirliesː Fixed the Party Hole skill referring to a 15% stat change instead of 25%
ːswirliesː Fixed unobtainable Plant swimsuits
ːswirliesː Fixed unobtainable costumes for Carolina, Ox Princess
ːswirliesː Fixed Pumpking rewarding unusable "Spooky Costume"
ːswirliesː Fixed sleeping Cat Sidhe guard not reacting correctly during rainy nights
ːswirliesː Fixed Amelie tent encounters ending the night at the Campsite afterward
ːswirliesː Fixed Broodmother being unable to have tent encounters with the Knight after the first time
ːswirliesː Fixed Iridea drop rates
ːswirliesː Fixed TASBOT expressions
ːswirliesː Fixed Dog Route bugging if you've infiltrated into Dragon Queen's Castle before
ːswirliesː Fixed Black Landing's bowl and Glass Turtle not giving back previously deposited MYSTERY BOX
ːswirliesː Fixed minor bugs and typos

And don't forget about the new DLC character! The first of the 3rd batch!
🍄 Shroom Princess 🍄 can be obtained by our Patrons from this build onward! It's an exclusive until the whole set of 10 new characters is ready!



All you need to know about Additional NPCs is HERE!
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
September's MEATY update will be coming soon, but I figured that (before we run out of them), I might as well share it here too!

[#P002] Kobold Princess 🐓🎃


This unique Promo card will be distributed by Halloween 2024!

#️⃣ 250 Copies available
🎃 Delivered by Halloween 2024
🌈 4% Holographic chance
📫 Safely packaged and delivered to you!


You can get it on our Website or Patreon!

I can't help but love this side project, you'll have to bear with it ːhotgoblinː!
TCG info: here

And, this time for everyone...

🍻Pervert's Dash UNLIMITED version 1.5


One of our beloved MINI games, reaching 21 main characters to get drunk in Faun's Tavern!
There are fixes and 3 new Princesses (Plant, Eldritch, and Slime)! Go play it for free!
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
A lot of work is getting done, many fixes and new additions for both the new Route (Mouse) and Reign (Shadow) getting constant updates, but we've managed to have stuff ready for this Stable build too!



You can now choose haircut and color for all the races that have alternate styles! We're now adding new styles for Plant, Lamia and Shadow Progeny too!



New Princess X Princess scene! 👺 Goblin X Slime 🍮 got its first event playable in the Campsite! Things will get sticky~



The 3rd promised extra Colosseum fight is ready! Defeat Puntia and get your hands on her costumes and equipment!

Size: 914.5 MBs

Additions and changes:
ːswirliesː Reela NSFW Animation #1 added to the Gallery
ːswirliesː New Progeny skill added: Scheming
ːswirliesː New Progeny skill added: Sleepwalker
ːswirliesː SlimeP X GoblinP campsite scene I added
ːswirliesː Papillon Rose salon upgraded! You can now pick the new looks you want for your Progeny!
ːswirliesː Added a new haircut for Goblin Progeny
ːswirliesː Added Puntia Colosseum fight
ːswirliesː New weapon added: Cactooka
ːswirliesː "Pointy Poncho" costume added for Plant Princess and Progeny
ːswirliesː Added Puntia and Dragon Princess V to the Bestiary
ːswirliesː Added Patron NPC! Seji can be found around Moth's Reign!
ːswirliesː Updated Sata character sprite
ːswirliesː Updated Pin character sprite
ːswirliesː Reworked King Cucco family sound effects
ːswirliesː Female Harvest Progeny can now get n*ked! Weeee~
ːswirliesː Updated portraits for Helias, Niuya and Jozzlyn

Added / Locked in Beta:
ːswirliesː Socket event in Mouse Route added!
ːswirliesː Christine event in Mouse Route added!
ːswirliesː Lola event in Mouse Route added!
ːswirliesː Dragon Princess V dialogues added
ːswirliesː Shadow Princess scene III added
ːswirliesː Opened Shadow Plaza - East and West after scene II
ːswirliesː New monster added: King Cemani (formerly Shadow Rooster)
ːswirliesː New weapon added: Devil Claw
ːswirliesː New food item added: Eel Peel
ːswirliesː New item added: Black Pearl
ːswirliesː Mirage Princess now appears in Shadow Reign
ːswirliesː Updated Black River boats sprite

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed bugs outside Dragon Queen's Castle (locking out even if Insurgent Banner is only in the inventory and more)
ːswirliesː Fixed Masuka Colosseum fight never being chosen after you deal with Oni Princess' events
ːswirliesː Fixed some Progeny being born at level 0
ːswirliesː Fixed Goblin's siege fight breaking all the Stealth sections after it
ːswirliesː Fixed Pin animation being shown wrongly in Babs' gallery
ːswirliesː Fixed Pin animation in the Gallery
ːswirliesː Fixed Mimic fights sometimes preventing map transfers
ːswirliesː Fixed every Population in the Kingdom Menu shown as "----" if Scarecrow Princess is on the Harvest throne
ːswirliesː Fixed Plant Reign OST staying on after leaving the Reign
ːswirliesː Fixed Knight sprite not reverting to the proper one after leaving Ghost Princess' throne room
ːswirliesː Fixed the Knight freezing for 1/4s when getting loot in most field battles
ːswirliesː Fixed typos in Ghost Princess' route
ːswirliesː Shadow Reign Population now gets managed correctly at REMIX playthroughs beginnings
ːswirliesː Fixed being able to skip Plant Princess step in Downroot if Plant Affinity is high enough
ːswirliesː Fixed Harvest and Human Progeny not reacting correctly to Spextacles
ːswirliesː Fixed THICC Harvest/Dragon/Drider/Fairy/Holstaur/Harvest Progeny not reacting correctly to Spextacles
ːswirliesː Fixed Kobold Princess leaps locking her behind a closed door in the Sewers
ːswirliesː Fixed Kingdom Map not showing correctly for STAMP! sessions in the Bird Launchpad
ːswirliesː Fixed minor bugs and typos

Aug 19, 2024
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Finally fixes for this build, and a new one is coming soon, with a lot of new stuff~

Size: 42 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed Spextacles Accessory removing deleting costumes
ːswirliesː Fixed Mimic fights sometimes preventing map transfers
ːswirliesː Fixed every Population in the Kingdom Menu shown as "----" if Scarecrow Princess is on the Harvest throne
ːswirliesː Fixed bugs outside Dragon Queen's Castle (locking out even if Insurgent Banner is only in the inventory and more)
ːswirliesː Fixed Masuka Colosseum fight never being chosen after you deal with Oni Princess' events
ːswirliesː Fixed some Progeny being born at level 0
ːswirliesː Fixed Goblin's siege fight breaking all the Stealth sections after it
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Also posting this here since you've been asking to open the shop before, and I'm sure not everybody bothers to follow this silly dev anywhere else! No need to be subscribed to any crowdfunding platform now to get the Starter Decks of our new TCG!



That being said, I didn't expect this many orders last month, we've only got enough Booster Packs to grant our Patrons their monthly rewards 😅, but we'll be able to get them back into the shop only when a huge stash of them is ready to be sold and shipped! Wait for that restock!

Anyway, I love the Starter Decks, they're a nice introduction to the card game, there are beautiful cards inside, and the package is neat! The cute (TINY) instruction booklet is inside each Deck too!
Here's the two of them:

Kobold Night


Card list:
  • 3x [Common] Kobold Princess
  • 2x [Common] Golem Princess
  • 2x [Common] Faun Princess
  • 1x [Uncommon] Knight Princess
  • 1x [Uncommon] Amelie
  • 1x [Uncommon] Golem Princess (Shutdown)
  • 1x [Rare] Kobold Princess (Succubus)
  • 2x [Common] Love Letter
  • 4x [Common] Temptation
  • 3x [Common] POWER!!!
  • 2x [Common] Buyout
  • 2x [Common] Swap
  • 2x [Common] Spook!
  • 2x [Uncommon] Knight's Rescue
  • 4x [Uncommon] Provoke
  • 1x [Rare] Full Recover
  • 2x [Common] Chunga Root
  • 2x [Common] Swirlies Bag
  • 1x [Common] Clockwork Key
  • 1x [Uncommon] Gemstone Plug
  • 2x [Uncommon] Clockwork Core
  • 1x [Rare] Princess Crown

Doggy Do Good


Card list:
  • 3x [Common] Dog Princess
  • 2x [Common] Slime Princess
  • 2x [Common] Merchant Princess
  • 1x [Uncommon] Tanuki Princess
  • 1x [Uncommon] Scarecrow Princess
  • 1x [Uncommon] Drider Princess
  • 1x [Rare] Dog Princess (Stalker)
  • 3x [Common] Love Letter
  • 3x [Common] Temptation
  • 3x [Common] POWER!!!
  • 2x [Common] Buyout
  • 2x [Common] Swap
  • 2x [Common] Slime Goop
  • 2x [Uncommon] Strip
  • 4x [Uncommon] Provoke
  • 1x [Rare] PANIC BUTTON
  • 2x [Common] Vibrating Goo
  • 2x [Common] Porgy Meat
  • 1x [Common] Clockwork Key
  • 1x [Uncommon] Gemstone Plug
  • 1x [Uncommon] Chastity Belt
  • 1x [Uncommon] Nick's Birdcage
  • 1x [Rare] Princess Crown

Thank you for your support! I'm having a lot of fun, and that's the only way I know to be sure everyone else does too!
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
While adding more and more Shadow content (roadmap here) in Beta...
I've got 3 more Knights ready for you, with all the needed perks!



It's Monster Eater, Dreamer Knight, and Dice Knight, all bringing their unique spin to the core of our game!


big Dungeon Meshi fan here, I'm sure you can tell

Aaand, we've entered the last week to preorder Starter Decks and Booster Packs of our Trading Card Game, which will be shipped in August!



You get free Booster Packs by joining our Patreon, together with the other many perks of our crowdfunding platforms, then you can preorder as many packs and decks as you want from the little shop I've set up!
There aren't many Booster Packs left for our first batch, and we'll discuss later reprints (while we're already working on a first "Faun's Tavern"-based expansion, Tavern Tales 🍻) when they're all out!



And now, back to vidya!

Size: 908.5 MBs

Additions and changes:
ːswirliesː Pin NSFW Animation #1 added to the Gallery
ːswirliesː New trait added: Monster Eater (+ and ++ versions added too)
ːswirliesː New trait added: Dice Knight (+ and ++ versions added too)
ːswirliesː New trait added: Dreamer Knight (+ and ++ versions added too)
ːswirliesː 14 new Food items added for Monster Eater. They give permanent stat increases to whoever can stomach them (currently, only Monster Eater Knight)
ːswirliesː Added a new "beaten" sprite for Masuka
ːswirliesː New weapon added: Eater Sword (rare drop for Monster Eater)
ːswirliesː New armor added: Black Dice (rare drop for Dice Knight)
ːswirliesː New armor added: Windy Chime (rare drop for Dreamer Knight)
ːswirliesː New Skill added: Glutton

Added / Locked in Beta:
ːswirliesː Shadow Princess NSFW animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Shadow Princess NSFW animation #2 added
ːswirliesː Shadow Princess scene I added
ːswirliesː Balanced the appearance/population ratio for Shadow Reign battles
ːswirliesː New monster: Shadow Leech will now appear infesting warring armies
ːswirliesː Shadow Princess scene II added
ːswirliesː Opened Shadow Plaza - South after scene II
ːswirliesː *Free* Glass Turtles can now be used to get out of Shadow Reign after scene II

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed possible bugs after leaving Plant Throne sneaking events
ːswirliesː Fixed the wrong egg being shown near Harvest Reign's windmill
ːswirliesː Fixed TASBOT bugging out forms when deposited in a form different than her standard one
ːswirliesː Fixed issues while entering Eldritch's area from the Human Slums
ːswirliesː Fixed Bird Emissary not preventing Finhead introduction scene
ːswirliesː Fixed Beach minigame possibly causing Swirlies loss
ːswirliesː Missing Bunnysuit drops for Bird, Oni, Plant as quest rewards
ːswirliesː Fixed Banker Knight still being subject to interests for loans taken
ːswirliesː Fixed Bird Emissary not preventing the first scene at Finhead's
ːswirliesː Fixed Beach minigame possibly causing Swirlies loss
ːswirliesː Fixed resting on Frog's lily pad not removing the "Sleepy" statuses
ːswirliesː Fixed Scarecrow Princess needing to rest while being undead

Jul 11, 2024
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Another round of fixes was needed!

Size: 116.5 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed buggy conquest of defenseless Reigns
ːswirliesː Fixed final Lamia Ruins fight
Jul 6, 2024
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
More fixes in here!

Size: 99 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed Cat -> Goblin conquers not working as intended
ːswirliesː Fixed buggy Drop level always set around max
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Digital media is EZ, so I came up with something that's bound to keep me up at night for the next few months! PHYSICAL CARDS. PLAYABLE.

Preorders for the P&C Trading Card Game Booster Packs are now open on P@treon, and I've opened a little shop here to add more boosters to your preorder, but that will also serve as physical merchandise shop later on?!


Princess & Conquest TCG Shop

Preorders for the first batch of boosters will continue through July, don't miss them if it's something you want and if you want to see this branch of the P&C project grow even more!



This is kind of a plug, and not one of the jewel-shaped "fun" plugs, but I'm such a fan of this TCG... I couldn't risk somebody potentially interested missing this first batch.
Have a good one, I'm back to working on Shadow Princess and a LOT of mice.

Jun 28, 2024
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Phew ːhotgoblinː

Size: 61 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed crashes when accessing Kingdom Menu with Human Reign being fallen
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