Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
This was hard! But I'm so happy with it! Performances have been an issue for a while, I had to get serious!
Tested on the weakest machine I could get my hands on, and ran around the World Map to see what happens!

🔧OLD CLIENT🔧 Avg FPS: 33.066 - Min FPS: 11 - Max FPS: 44
🔥NEW CLIENT🔥 Avg FPS: 41.369 - Min FPS: 36 - Max FPS: 47

Way less stuttering, and overall better feeling while moving on the Map, even with a lot of battles happening around the Knight!

Size: 755.5 MBs

Additions and Changes:
ːswirliesː Complete overhaul of the war/siege mechanics and calculations. New routes for armies are possible and adding new Reigns to the war map now take a fraction of the time


D-d-double sieges!? In this screenshot Human already control the Skeleton Reign, so they will reach Desert's from both sides!

ːswirliesː The World Maps now have much fewer events running at the same time and there's a substantial performance increase
ːswirliesː Sieges now proceed together with the game's daily clock. At 0 DEFENSE a Reign can resist a siege for around 1 day (1~16 minutes while in the World Map, depending on the Day Lenght you set in your Options). Every additional DEFENSE point will increase that resistance by about 8 hours. This will likely be tuned in the next builds
ːswirliesː Added "Siege Stop/Resume" Cheat

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed Bird Peace sign also appearing in fallen Reigns' Status page
ːswirliesː Fixed Ghost/Human/Golem sieges (as attackers) bugging out in cities that don't allow siege units (namely Bird/Finhead/Mermaid Reigns)
ːswirliesː Fixed Kobold Route worker assignment locking for the day even if the process fails due to lack of food for your 'bolds
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky holstaur workers path in Maiden Dairies
ːswirliesː Fixed Oni Princess being able to declare wars. It will remain off until a later stage of her development
ːswirliesː Fixed dialogue choice text outside DPII's castle going out of bounds
ːswirliesː Fixed Yako DLC NPC causing the enemy to be unable to see the player unit, even when the effect of her skill should be depleted
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Saved some time while reworking the overworld wars (it's proceeding fairly smoothly, I should get it all done by the end of this week) to give all you kind supporters on Steam™ (owned by Valve™) and Beta players what you crave for: Mouse feet and Oni ass.

Size: 757.4 MBs

Additions and Changes:
ːswirliesː Mouse Princess NSFW Animation #5 added
ːswirliesː Oni Princess NSFW Animation #1 added to the Gallery

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed Dragon Princess II missing glasses
ːswirliesː Fixed missing hair on the succubus NPC in the Stone Knife brothel
ːswirliesː Fixed Dragon Carriages not getting assigned portraits/sprites on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed skipped lines in Dragon Princess II control room scene
ːswirliesː Fixed some Bird and Golem Princess animations not unlocking in the Gallery once played
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Hello there~
I'm going to focus on new features for REMIX mode while working on the new Routes and Oni! Expect great things with the Colosseum and the new Princess! Thank you for your support!


~18 HOURS from now we'll begin distributing ♠️Dame Gaita😼️
This build will be required!

Size: 769.4 MBs

Additions and Changes:
ːswirliesː Dame Gaita has been added as DLC character
ːswirliesː Dame Gaita NSFW Animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Skeleton Progeny now has 5 new haircuts and an additional hair colour that can be obtained in the moths' "Papillon Rose" salon
ːswirliesː Defeated Princesses dowries can now be assigned to their conquerors in REMIX mode
ːswirliesː Defeated Princesses wishes can now be active at the beginning of REMIX mode
ːswirliesː Added "Oni Colosseum" signpost

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Yako and Fina have lost their Poison Resistance
ːswirliesː Improved the clean-up of special states for deposited Progeny
ːswirliesː No more automatic swaps to Knight after opening the Level-Up menu
ːswirliesː Fixed Finhead Princess wish not affecting mermaids
ːswirliesː Fixed Bloo campsite dialogue being overridden when her Lust is too high
ːswirliesː Fixed some bugs after Princess deliveries when the Knight is not with them
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Stumbled on something nice while I was about to pack this build up: if you used Cheats on your save, one of the fixes coming with this build greatly boosts the game's performances, which did gradually deteriorate with every achievement/medal the game blocked you from getting.


CANDLE OR POTATO?

Size: 754.7 MBs

Additions and Changes:
ːswirliesː Bloo NSFW Animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Bloo can now use her Sonar skill outside water too
ːswirliesː Ironbark, Tree Blacksmith, added
ːswirliesː "Pea Shooter" and "Mandrakap" can now be crafted at Jardin's shop
ːswirliesː "Potted Fiend" costume for Insect Princess and Progeny has been added. You can forge it at Ironbark's forge
ːswirliesː "Bark Armor" costume for Human/Harvest Princess and Progeny has been added. You can forge it at Ironbark's forge
ːswirliesː Wood will now spawn around the Kingdom's forests
ːswirliesː Added new Campsite/Tavern dialogues for Mermaid/Finhead/Bird Alternative forms
ːswirliesː Reworked Kobold Princess dowry scene. 2 new CGs added!

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed performance deterioration after using Cheats
ːswirliesː Fixed repeated lines in Bird Launchpad
ːswirliesː Fixed the broken Nya Nya Doll items obtained with Black Cat Jar, Mermaid Wish and Breeding Contract (Rabbit)
ːswirliesː Fixed broken Skeleton Princess THICC portraits
ːswirliesː Fixed broken Desert Princess THICC portraits
ːswirliesː Fixed broken Insect Princess THICC expressions
ːswirliesː Fixed NG+ not healing Moth Princess and Dog Princess from some of their Alternative forms statuses
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Didn't think I'd make it in time, glad we didn't skip a Thursday!


*snip snip*

Size: 751.8 MBs

Additions and Changes:
ːswirliesː Mouse+Golem NSFW animation added to the Gallery
ːswirliesː Mermaid Princess Alternative form added (unlock it around Finhead's Reign)
ːswirliesː Added new sprites for Mermaid Princess standard, SUCC and Alternative forms
ːswirliesː Ghost Progeny now has 5 new haircuts and an additional hair colour that can be obtained in the moths' "Papillon Rose" salon
ːswirliesː Bird Progeny now has 5 new haircuts and an additional hair colour that can be obtained in the moths' "Papillon Rose" salon
ːswirliesː Added a cutout animation for the "Papillon Rose" salon... *snip snip*

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Princesses now properly wear their Prisoner costume during their slave auction
ːswirliesː Wars against Bird Princess are now correctly reported by other races Princesses and Heirs
ːswirliesː Fixed misplaced SUCC Wyvern Princess expressions
ːswirliesː Fixed Spika's corpse in Deep Merk following the Knight
ːswirliesː Fixed buggy SUCC Bird Princess tent intercourses
ːswirliesː Fixed "Assist Finhead Princess" Quest not working when asked for water from the Lamia Oasis
ːswirliesː Fixed missing SEs during Finhead NPCs animation
ːswirliesː Fixed some pictures remaining on-screen after leaving "The Flow"
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FIXESSSS! For both stable and beta builds, just let it update.

Size: 84 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed Status Screen (S button) crashes on old saves
ːswirliesː Fixed Tea Party crashes and freezes
ːswirliesː Fixed wrong Bird Princess diplomacy changes after Tea Parties
ːswirliesː Fixed crashes after using the "Trait Upgrade" Cheat
ːswirliesː Fixed crashes on new day after choosing REMIX Mode
ːswirliesː Fixed Tea Parties not running weekly on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed "Bone Setter" Trait bug
ːswirliesː Fixed "Rattesein +" and "++" not giving the Swirlies gain bonus
ːswirliesː Steam Achievements are now checked every time you enter the Medals menu
ːswirliesː Fixed Skill HUD not refreshing when the player switch to a Skill-less party member
ːswirliesː Reworked bits of Komachi's dialogue and costume awarding
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
More fixes for Beta builds and REMIX Mode!
Size: 74 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed crashes on new day after choosing REMIX Mode
ːswirliesː Fixed Tea Parties not running weekly in some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed "Bone Setter" Trait bug
Jan 28, 2022
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Day 1 fixes have been applied, for both Stable and Beta clients. Thank you for your reports!

Size: 50 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed Status Screen (S button) crashes on old saves
ːswirliesː Fixed Tea Party crashes and freezes
ːswirliesː Fixed wrong Bird Princess diplomacy changes after Tea Parties
ːswirliesː Fixed crashes after using the "Trait Upgrade" Cheat
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
REMIX Mode is available in this client! Have fun with a "randomized" start to your adventure!



Size: 753.6 MBs

Built on top of v0.19.00 (stable build), plus:
ːswirliesː REMIX Mode
Princess & Conquest - Towerfag
Mermaid Princess joins the fight in stable builds!
I have no regrets, many old bugs have been fixed during the last month, so we can move on and keep having fun! 👺🌋


TODAY we'll begin distributing 📡Bloo🦑️

Size: 754.7 MBs

Additions and changes:
ːswirliesː Mermaid Release!
ːswirliesː Mermaid Princess is now recruitable
ːswirliesː Mermaid Reign questline and pregnancy announcement scene added
ːswirliesː Added Mermaid Princess dialogues for Tavern / Campsite / Sexual interludes
ːswirliesː Mermaid Princess can now have field and siege battles
ːswirliesː Added Mermaid Princess pregnancy/fertility cycles and mechanics
ːswirliesː Bloo has been added as DLC character
ːswirliesː SUCC Bird Princess NSFW animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Goblin Prince NSFW animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Finhead Princess Alternative form added (unlock it with Time-Worn Pendant)
ːswirliesː Bird Princess Alternative form added (unlock it with Time-Worn Pendant)
ːswirliesː Asset optimization rounds I and II completed! Removed 3000+ files unneeded files (180+ MBs)
ːswirliesː Chonger and Spika monsters added to the "Monster Killer Turbo" quest
ːswirliesː Spika Achievement and Medal can now be obtained
ːswirliesː "Sea Terror" and "Abyss Flaps" can now be crafted at Vesta's shop
ːswirliesː Jardin, Crystal Blacksmith, added
ːswirliesː "Glass Cut" and "Crystal Helm" can now be crafted at Jardin's shop
ːswirliesː "Laguna Treasure" costume for Desert Princess and Progeny has been added. You can forge it at Jardin's shop
ːswirliesː New Game Over screen - Sink like a Bucket
ːswirliesː "Dragon Courtesan" costume added for Dragon Progeny (Sea Dragon)
ːswirliesː "Dragon Courtesan" costume added for Dragon Princess I / II / III / IV
ːswirliesː Pregnant forms added for Moth/Cat/Dog/Human alternative forms (Fairy/Catfish/Shitzu/Porgy)
ːswirliesː Reworked the Knight Trait menu! It's now much easier and faster to navigate
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Incubus Knight"
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Rattesein CEO"
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Mason Knight"
ːswirliesː New Title Screen! Dusk & Banner
ːswirliesː Revised starting Army / Defense starting scores for many Reigns
ːswirliesː Revised Trait bonuses
ːswirliesː "Battle-Ready" from STR and DEX +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː "Stud Knight" from END +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː "Stud Knight" from Kingdom Lewdness +10/20/30 to +10/25/50
ːswirliesː "Pacifista" from INT +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː "Pacifista" from Diplomacy +2/+3/+5 to +2/+5/+10
ːswirliesː "Devil's Advocate" from Affinity bonus after war declaration +2/+3/+4 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː New Cheat added: "Trait Upgrade"
ːswirliesː New Cheat added: "Trait Change"
ːswirliesː [[b]Beta Only[/b]] REMIX Mode

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed transfer back to Kobold Mines during the intro resulting in a black screen
ːswirliesː Fixed distributable Points being duplicated if certain items (Cardinal Bell and other transforming items) are used on a Progeny
ːswirliesː Fixed missing Lamia NPCs sprites in Lamia Ruins
ːswirliesː Fixed shiny Progeny achievement not working on bought slaves
ːswirliesː Fixed "Slimy Sea Salts" not resulting complete after you deliver Slime Salts to the Princess
ːswirliesː Fixed Bird Princess pregnancy not progressing
ːswirliesː Fixed Withered Cornucopia not affecting Bird and Mermaid population
ːswirliesː Fixed Mermaid military win resulting in a crash
ːswirliesː Fixed Incubus trait crash
ːswirliesː Fixed NG+ granting bonus Swirlies also after selling items to Merchant Princess
ːswirliesː Fixed "Plump Helmet" description not matching its effect
ːswirliesː Fixes missing Dragon Progeny bodies
ːswirliesː Fixed missing Goblin Progeny (bugbear variant) haircuts
ːswirliesː Sea Dragon Progeny can now be in their THICC form
ːswirliesː Kobold Princess can now be in her THICC form while in drakebold mode
ːswirliesː Fixed Old Barnacle scene after defeating the Spika freezing the game on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed Rattesein funds being reset after going to NG+
ːswirliesː Fixed Mouse Princess "T.C.V." portrait position
ːswirliesː Fixed buggy Kobold/Wyvern Princess "DIY" costumes (Shark and Wyvern)
ːswirliesː Fixed "Devil's Advocate" trait awarding ♥ with Mermaid Princess rather than Affinity with the Mermaid Reign
ːswirliesː Fixed "Crystal Helm" icon
ːswirliesː Fixed Desert Princess "Painful Love" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Moth Princess "Koganamizu" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Moth Princess "Restrained Wings" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Mermaid Princess "ReDeep Kelp" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed "choked" Dog Princess stopping the Knight from resurrecting Princesses in the Putridarium
ːswirliesː Fixed Dog Princess never stopping the Knight from resurrecting Bird
ːswirliesː Fixed endless Princess recruiting with resurrection
ːswirliesː Fixed some battles against Dog Princess causing Game Overs to stop happening
ːswirliesː Fixed the Knight being able to pass through walls after one of Cat Princess' events
ːswirliesː Fixed custom Rabbit Princess nurse costume showing the Spooky one instead
ːswirliesː Fixed Komachi not awarding the Knight with the "Penned In" costume for birds
ːswirliesː Ambassadors get now correctly replaced when an already conquered Reign gets conquered by someone else
ːswirliesː Fixed NPCs in Dragon Queen's Terrace being recruitable on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky positioning in Desert Princess' "Cinder Ribbon" scene
ːswirliesː Fixed rabbits sieging cat-controlled Moth Reign not showing sprites on the map
ːswirliesː Fixed wrong ambassador portrait in Bird's Reign
ːswirliesː Fixed leaving the Swirlies burning menu with some already placed on it causing pictures to remain on-screen
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky Rabbit Princess' rescuing during sieges and it is now consistently possible to move to the Garderie even after the Reign falls
ːswirliesː Removed debug message during Yako animations
ːswirliesː Various bugs and typos
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