I have no regrets, many old bugs have been fixed during the last month, so we can move on and keep having fun! 👺🌋


TODAY we'll begin distributing 📡Bloo🦑️

Size: 754.7 MBs

ːswirliesː Mermaid Release!
ːswirliesː Mermaid Princess is now recruitable
ːswirliesː Mermaid Reign questline and pregnancy announcement scene added
ːswirliesː Added Mermaid Princess dialogues for Tavern / Campsite / Sexual interludes
ːswirliesː Mermaid Princess can now have field and siege battles
ːswirliesː Added Mermaid Princess pregnancy/fertility cycles and mechanics
ːswirliesː Bloo has been added as DLC character
ːswirliesː SUCC Bird Princess NSFW animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Goblin Prince NSFW animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Finhead Princess Alternative form added (unlock it with Time-Worn Pendant)
ːswirliesː Bird Princess Alternative form added (unlock it with Time-Worn Pendant)
ːswirliesː Asset optimization rounds I and II completed! Removed 3000+ files unneeded files (180+ MBs)
ːswirliesː Chonger and Spika monsters added to the "Monster Killer Turbo" quest
ːswirliesː Spika Achievement and Medal can now be obtained
ːswirliesː "Sea Terror" and "Abyss Flaps" can now be crafted at Vesta's shop
ːswirliesː Jardin, Crystal Blacksmith, added
ːswirliesː "Glass Cut" and "Crystal Helm" can now be crafted at Jardin's shop
ːswirliesː "Laguna Treasure" costume for Desert Princess and Progeny has been added. You can forge it at Jardin's shop
ːswirliesː New Game Over screen - Sink like a Bucket
ːswirliesː "Dragon Courtesan" costume added for Dragon Progeny (Sea Dragon)
ːswirliesː "Dragon Courtesan" costume added for Dragon Princess I / II / III / IV
ːswirliesː Pregnant forms added for Moth/Cat/Dog/Human alternative forms (Fairy/Catfish/Shitzu/Porgy)
ːswirliesː Reworked the Knight Trait menu! It's now much easier and faster to navigate
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Incubus Knight"
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Rattesein CEO"
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Mason Knight"
ːswirliesː New Title Screen! Dusk & Banner
ːswirliesː Revised starting Army / Defense starting scores for many Reigns
ːswirliesː Revised Trait bonuses
ːswirliesː "Battle-Ready" from STR and DEX +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː "Stud Knight" from END +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː "Stud Knight" from Kingdom Lewdness +10/20/30 to +10/25/50
ːswirliesː "Pacifista" from INT +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː "Pacifista" from Diplomacy +2/+3/+5 to +2/+5/+10
ːswirliesː "Devil's Advocate" from Affinity bonus after war declaration +2/+3/+4 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː New Cheat added: "Trait Upgrade"
ːswirliesː New Cheat added: "Trait Change"
ːswirliesː [[b]Beta Only[/b]] REMIX Mode

ːswirliesː Fixed transfer back to Kobold Mines during the intro resulting in a black screen
ːswirliesː Fixed distributable Points being duplicated if certain items (Cardinal Bell and other transforming items) are used on a Progeny
ːswirliesː Fixed missing Lamia NPCs sprites in Lamia Ruins
ːswirliesː Fixed shiny Progeny achievement not working on bought slaves
ːswirliesː Fixed "Slimy Sea Salts" not resulting complete after you deliver Slime Salts to the Princess
ːswirliesː Fixed Bird Princess pregnancy not progressing
ːswirliesː Fixed Withered Cornucopia not affecting Bird and Mermaid population
ːswirliesː Fixed Mermaid military win resulting in a crash
ːswirliesː Fixed Incubus trait crash
ːswirliesː Fixed NG+ granting bonus Swirlies also after selling items to Merchant Princess
ːswirliesː Fixed "Plump Helmet" description not matching its effect
ːswirliesː Fixes missing Dragon Progeny bodies
ːswirliesː Fixed missing Goblin Progeny (bugbear variant) haircuts
ːswirliesː Sea Dragon Progeny can now be in their THICC form
ːswirliesː Kobold Princess can now be in her THICC form while in drakebold mode
ːswirliesː Fixed Old Barnacle scene after defeating the Spika freezing the game on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed Rattesein funds being reset after going to NG+
ːswirliesː Fixed Mouse Princess "T.C.V." portrait position
ːswirliesː Fixed buggy Kobold/Wyvern Princess "DIY" costumes (Shark and Wyvern)
ːswirliesː Fixed "Devil's Advocate" trait awarding ♥ with Mermaid Princess rather than Affinity with the Mermaid Reign
ːswirliesː Fixed "Crystal Helm" icon
ːswirliesː Fixed Desert Princess "Painful Love" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Moth Princess "Koganamizu" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Moth Princess "Restrained Wings" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Mermaid Princess "ReDeep Kelp" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed "choked" Dog Princess stopping the Knight from resurrecting Princesses in the Putridarium
ːswirliesː Fixed Dog Princess never stopping the Knight from resurrecting Bird
ːswirliesː Fixed endless Princess recruiting with resurrection
ːswirliesː Fixed some battles against Dog Princess causing Game Overs to stop happening
ːswirliesː Fixed the Knight being able to pass through walls after one of Cat Princess' events
ːswirliesː Fixed custom Rabbit Princess nurse costume showing the Spooky one instead
ːswirliesː Fixed Komachi not awarding the Knight with the "Penned In" costume for birds
ːswirliesː Ambassadors get now correctly replaced when an already conquered Reign gets conquered by someone else
ːswirliesː Fixed NPCs in Dragon Queen's Terrace being recruitable on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky positioning in Desert Princess' "Cinder Ribbon" scene
ːswirliesː Fixed rabbits sieging cat-controlled Moth Reign not showing sprites on the map
ːswirliesː Fixed wrong ambassador portrait in Bird's Reign
ːswirliesː Fixed leaving the Swirlies burning menu with some already placed on it causing pictures to remain on-screen
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky Rabbit Princess' rescuing during sieges and it is now consistently possible to move to the Garderie even after the Reign falls
ːswirliesː Removed debug message during Yako animations
ːswirliesː Various bugs and typos

It was a really satisfying week! Many fixes to the client and the new traits menu make it much more appealing to browse between all the different perks the Knight can start with!



And hey...



Making new Title Screens is always fun!

Size: 756.5 MBs

ːswirliesː Reworked the Knight Trait menu! It's now much easier and faster to navigate
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Incubus Knight"
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Rattesein CEO"
ːswirliesː Added Knight Trait: "Mason Knight"
ːswirliesː New Title Screen! Dusk & Banner
ːswirliesː Revised starting Army / Defense starting scores for many Reigns
ːswirliesː Revised Trait bonuses
"Battle-Ready" from STR and DEX +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
"Stud Knight" from END +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
"Stud Knight" from Kingdom Lewdness +10/20/30 to +10/25/50
"Pacifista" from INT +1/+2/+3 to +1/+3/+5
"Pacifista" from Diplomacy +2/+3/+5 to +2/+5/+10
"Devil's Advocate" from Affinity bonus after war declaration +2/+3/+4 to +1/+3/+5
ːswirliesː New Cheat added: "Trait Upgrade"
ːswirliesː New Cheat added: "Trait Change"

ːswirliesː Fixed "Plump Helmet" description not matching its effect
ːswirliesː Fixes missing Dragon Progeny bodies
ːswirliesː Fixed missing Goblin Progeny (bugbear variant) haircuts
ːswirliesː Sea Dragon Progeny can now be in their THICC form
ːswirliesː Kobold Princess can now be in her THICC form while in drakebold mode
ːswirliesː Fixed Old Barnacle scene after defeating the Spika freezing the game on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed Rattesein funds being reset after going to NG+
ːswirliesː Fixed Mouse Princess "T.C.V." portrait position
ːswirliesː Fixed buggy Kobold/Wyvern Princess "DIY" costumes (Shark and Wyvern)
ːswirliesː Fixed "Devil's Advocate" trait awarding ♥ with Mermaid Princess rather than Affinity with the Mermaid Reign

This first round of optimizations was a lot of work, but I'm pretty satisfied with it!



More is coming, I'm sure everyone will benefit from a lighter client when I'm done! But this doesn't mean we're not working on new content~




Size: 767.0 MB MBs

ːswirliesː Every main Princess asset has been reworked (much fewer files and MBs are being used)
ːswirliesː "Laguna Treasure" costume for Desert Princess and Progeny has been added. You can forge it at Jardin's forge
ːswirliesː New Game Over screen - Sink like a Bucket
ːswirliesː "Dragon Courtesan" costume added for Dragon Progeny (Sea Dragon)
ːswirliesː Pregnant forms added for Moth/Cat/Dog/Human alternative forms (Fairy/Catfish/Shitzu/Porgy)

ːswirliesː Fixed "Crystal Helm" icon
ːswirliesː Fixed Desert Princess "Painful Love" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Moth Princess "Koganamizu" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Moth Princess "Restrained Wings" not being shown correctly at times
ːswirliesː Fixed Mermaid Princess "ReDeep Kelp" not being shown correctly at times

DAMN. But there's much more in this build! I have been really busy, but I'm glad of every addition I've made, I hope it's the same for you guys and gals!
Now it's time to start cleaning, optimizing, and move out of Early Access!



Size: 896.1 MBs

ːswirliesː Mermaid Princess event IV (Spika battle) added
ːswirliesː Mermaid Princess event V added
ːswirliesː Birds and Mermaids added to the "See Man's Collection II" quest
ːswirliesː Birds and Mermaids added to the "Ironclad Gigolo" quest
ːswirliesː Birds and Mermaids added to the "My Dear Love" quest
ːswirliesː Chonger and Spika monsters added to the "Monster Killer Turbo" quest
ːswirliesː Spika Achievement and Medal can now be obtained
ːswirliesː "Sea Terror" and "Abyss Flaps" can now be crafted at Vesta's shop
ːswirliesː Jardin, Crystal Blacksmith, added
ːswirliesː "Glass Cut" and "Crystal Helm" can now be crafted at Jardin's shop
ːswirliesː Kobold / Human / Slime Princess assets rework is complete (much fewer files and MBs are being used)

ːswirliesː Fixed "choked" Dog Princess stopping the Knight from resurrecting Princesses in the Putridarium
ːswirliesː Fixed Dog Princess never stopping the Knight from resurrecting Bird
ːswirliesː Fixed endless Princess recruiting with resurrection
ːswirliesː Fixed some battles against Dog Princess causing Game Overs to stop happening
ːswirliesː Fixed the Knight being able to pass through walls after one of Cat Princess' events
ːswirliesː Fixed custom Rabbit Princess nurse costume showing the Spooky one instead
ːswirliesː Fixed Komachi not awarding the Knight with the "Penned In" costume for birds

Bird Princess now has every needed animation but, of course, more will come, as we love her very much!



Size: 930.8 MBs

ːswirliesː Bird SUCC NSFW Animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Reworked monsters' stat growth on NG+

• HP: x2 on NG+, then +10% for every additional "+"
  
• ATK/MAT: x1.6 on NG+, then +10% for every additional "+"
  
• DEF/MDF/AGI/LUK: x1.2 on NG+, then +10% for every additional "+"

ːswirliesː Added Zoom-In effect during battle "encounters"
ːswirliesː Added "RESURRECT" Cheat

ːswirliesː Ambassadors get now correctly replaced when an already conquered Reign gets conquered by someone else
ːswirliesː Fixed NPCs in Dragon Queen's Terrace being recruitable on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky positioning in Desert Princess' "Cinder Ribbon" scene
ːswirliesː Fixed rabbits sieging cat-controlled Moth Reign not showing sprites on the map
ːswirliesː Fixed wrong ambassador portrait in Bird's Reign
ːswirliesː Fixed leaving the Swirlies burning menu with some already placed on it causing pictures to remain on-screen
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky Rabbit Princess' rescuing during sieges and it is now consistently possible to move to the Garderie even after the Reign falls
ːswirliesː Removed debug message during Yako animations

More fixes while we're optimizing the client and the resources it uses! ːcat3ː

https://twitter.com/TheTowerfag/status/1475804524984115204

Size: 387.7 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed leaving the Swirlies burning menu with some already placed on it causing pictures to remain on-screen
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky Rabbit Princess' rescuing during sieges and it is now consistently possible to move to the Garderie even after the Reign falls
ːswirliesː Removed debug message during Yako animations

Santa's watching, gotta keep fixing bugs! ːhotgoblinː

Size: 129.7 KBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Ambassadors get now correctly replaced when an already conquered Reign gets conquered by someone else
ːswirliesː Fixed NPCs in Dragon Queen's Terrace being recruitable on some occasions
ːswirliesː Fixed wonky positioning in Desert Princess' "Cinder Ribbon" scene
ːswirliesː Fixed rabbits sieging cat-controlled Moth Reign not showing sprites on the map
ːswirliesː Fixed wrong ambassador portrait in Bird's Reign

Faceless goblins are not cool!



Size: 321 MBs

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Faceless goblins
ːswirliesː Crystal NPCs animation (currently missing) showing random animations instead

The Birdcage is ready! Before mermaids?! How horrible of us!

The new spriter will be working on the mermaids' Spika right after Christmas, so we can expect v0.19 to happen around January!



THIS MONDAY we'll begin distributing 🦊Yako🦊️
This build (or any v0.18 Beta build) will be required!

Size: 944.2 MBs

ːswirliesː Bird Release!
ːswirliesː Bird Princess is now recruitable
ːswirliesː Bird Reign questline and pregnancy announcement scene added
ːswirliesː Added Bird Princess dialogues for Tavern / Campsite / Sexual interludes
ːswirliesː Bird visitors added around the Kingdom
ːswirliesː Bird Princess can now have field and siege battles
ːswirliesː Bird Princess can now join Tea Parties
ːswirliesː Added Bird Princess pregnancy/fertility cycles and mechanics
ːswirliesː Added 2 merchants (Bird Bonemancer and Bird Warmonger) with random sets of wares to sell in the Birdcage's "Pullet Inn"
ːswirliesː 404B has been added as DLC character
ːswirliesː Fina has been added as DLC character
ːswirliesː Yako has been added as DLC character
ːswirliesː 404B NSFW animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Fina NSFW animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Yako NSFW animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Sonnet NSFW scene added
ːswirliesː Sonnet NSFW Animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Eldritch Princess NSFW Animation #2 added
ːswirliesː Bird Princess NSFW animation #1 added!
ːswirliesː Bird Princess NSFW animation #2 added!
ːswirliesː Dragon NPCs (Feathered) NSFW animation #3 added!
ːswirliesː Dragon NPCs (Seahorse) NSFW animation #4 added!
ːswirliesː Purple kobold Progeny added!
ːswirliesː NSFW animations for purple kobold Progeny added (#1/#2/#3/#4/#5)
ːswirliesː Mermaid Wish added: Loot Ashore
ːswirliesː Mermaid Wish added: Abyssal Blessing!
ːswirliesː Bird Wish added: Clear Skies
ːswirliesː Bird Wish added: Eggmastery!
ːswirliesː Added portraits for the Bird NPC you need to save: Robyn!
ːswirliesː Reworked Campfire and Swirlies-burning with new cut-out animations
ːswirliesː You can now burn Swirlies for more party members at once
ːswirliesː Reworked Cow Race event
ːswirliesː Reduced performance stress in battle areas
ːswirliesː Cat Progeny now has 5 new haircuts and an additional hair colour that can be obtained in the moths' "Papillon Rose" salon
ːswirliesː Dog Progeny now has 5 new haircuts and an additional hair colour that can be obtained in the moths' "Papillon Rose" salon
ːswirliesː Mouse Progeny now has 5 new haircuts and an additional hair colour that can be obtained in the moths' "Papillon Rose" salon
ːswirliesː Rabbit Progeny now has 5 new haircuts and an additional hair colour that can be obtained in the moths' "Papillon Rose" salon
ːswirliesː Random NPCs can now come with alternative hairstyles (currently only for Human, Harvest, Desert, Goblin, Moth, Cat, Dog, Mouse, Rabbit Progeny)
ːswirliesː Added Futa variant to Holstaur NPCs THICC form
ːswirliesː New armor added: Kotinos!
ːswirliesː New item added: Queen's Roar!
ːswirliesː New trait added: Snitch!
ːswirliesː Reworked Fairy Princess' assets. Fixed her not always wearing the costume hung on her Mannequin
ːswirliesː New costume added: "Coatl Armor" (forge it at Vesta's) for Kobold Princess, Progeny and Amelie
ːswirliesː New costume added: "Coatl Armor+" (forge it at Vesta's) for Kobold Princess, Progeny and Amelie

ːswirliesː Spookfest crash during dialogues with Lamia NPCs
ːswirliesː Spookfest black screen after sexy times
ːswirliesː Passable terrain all over Insect Reign (when still underground)
ːswirliesː Ice Maiden fight outside Dragon Princess II's castle fixed
ːswirliesː Myrr not taking money from the Knight after shopping
ːswirliesː Holstaur Princess getting the wrong costume when gifted
ːswirliesː BGM not resuming after Sexy Times in the Spookfest room
ːswirliesː Player not going back to its location after Sexy Times in the Spookfest room
ːswirliesː Tea Parties freezing the game if there aren't enough participants
ːswirliesː Fixes in Human Princess throne scenes
ːswirliesː Eldritch Princess not having her own Battle Hud icon
ːswirliesː Fixed 404B as last dialogue causing every following NPC to skip to its adult animation, skipping many of the needed checks
ːswirliesː Fixed Mary-Annette disappearing outside Ghost Princess route
ːswirliesː Fixed some Rabbit courtesan speeches
ːswirliesː Fixed nuns portraits in the Pantheon of Dragon Queen's Castle
ːswirliesː Fixed buggy dialogues when reporting to Guild Clerk the completion of "The Rational Thing" quest
ːswirliesː Fixed new campfire BURNING ALL YOUR EXP
ːswirliesː Fixed mech-piloting Mouse NPCs being bodiless
ːswirliesː Fixed how Dog Princess reacts to Progeny. She now ignores males and eggs!
ːswirliesː Sexy Times with Bird Progeny now gives Affinity with their race
ːswirliesː Missing hairstyles when you hit certain combinations (Alternative color + standard hairstyle)
ːswirliesː Fixed Eldritch Princess automatically using her ability as you enter an unsafe area
ːswirliesː Reduced CPU stress in crowded battle maps
ːswirliesː Fixed Cinder Ribbon not working on Bird Princess
ːswirliesː Fixed Bird Princess remaining in Faun's Tavern even after withdrawing her
ːswirliesː Fixed Breeding Contract (Rabbit) rewards for birds
ːswirliesː Fixed Bulbous Root not working correctly on Bird Princess
ːswirliesː Komachi now rewards the player with the "Penned In" costume for Bird Princess & Progeny too
ːswirliesː Fixed Bird Princess fertility not being influenced by her bunny girl suit
ːswirliesː Mermaid and Bird Princess can now appear in slave auctions
ːswirliesː Fixed "Snitch" trait bugging crashing the Level Up screen
ːswirliesː Fixed 404B face in the Bunny Garderie menu
ːswirliesː Alternative hairstyles now remain after recruiting NPCs using the "Hero Banner"
ːswirliesː Fina offering Sexy Times in the campsite
ːswirliesː Fina campsite dialogues crashing during rainy nights
ːswirliesː Fixed wrong hairstyle/color combinations showing headless Progeny
ːswirliesː Fixed Fina and 404B both deposited in the Bunny Garderie crashing the game
ːswirliesː Fixed being able to recruit courtesans
ːswirliesː Adjusted bugs while reverting from flying to standard sprites some of the dragons
ːswirliesː Fixed mermaid sieges in slime/golem/cat/goblin not transferring the player to the correct location
ːswirliesː Fixed reigns conquered by mermaids, being left with broken ambassadors when Mermaid Princess gets defeated by the finheads
ːswirliesː Fixed intro speech being given anyway by Slime / Golem Princess if you meet them for the first time after their heir has taken their place on the throne
ːswirliesː Fixed SUCC Bird Princess wrong expressions
ːswirliesː Fixed the "Peace" medal from being unobtainable if resting in Faun's Tavern (and not resetting the day count when someone "conquers" the Mermaid Reign)
ːswirliesː Fixed some wrong portraits being shown during Sonnet's dialogues
ːswirliesː Fixed eggs sometimes hatching while resting in an Inn
ːswirliesː Fixed Bird Princess crashes in Tea Parties
ːswirliesː Fixed wrong armies sieging Bird Princess and the Sky Lift
ːswirliesː Fixed faceless crystal Progeny in Chillbite Blessing
ːswirliesː Random NPCs now retain the THICC trait if recruited with the "Hero Banner"
ːswirliesː Fixed male insect Progeny Chillbite costume
ːswirliesː Fixed Amelie crashes before "Sexy Times" in Faun's Tavern
ːswirliesː Removed access to the Garderie and interactions with some NPCs when the Knight is in his "bunny" form in Rabbit Reign
ːswirliesː Fixed Undeath Rosary / Catalyst Dagger / Debug items ending in the Mystery Box when used
ːswirliesː Various bugs and typos

Well well well... this was a busy week!

Look at dem colors! Hope you'll enjoy our Book Fairy even more now! And Eldritch's animation is amazing, don't miss its ending!

Size: 935.4 MBs

Additions and Changes:
ːswirliesː Sonnet NSFW scene added
ːswirliesː Sonnet NSFW Animation #1 added
ːswirliesː Eldritch Princess NSFW Animation #2 added
ːswirliesː New costume added: "Coatl Armor" (forge it at Vesta's) for Kobold Princess, Progeny and Amelie
ːswirliesː New costume added: "Coatl Armor+" (forge it at Vesta's) for Kobold Princess, Progeny and Amelie
ːswirliesː Added 2 merchants (Bird Bonemancer and Bird Warmonger) with random sets of wares to sell in the Birdcage's "Pullet Inn"
ːswirliesː SUCC Bird Princess sprite added

Fixes:
ːswirliesː Fixed SUCC Bird Princess wrong expressions
ːswirliesː Fixed the "Peace" medal from being unobtainable if resting in Faun's Tavern (and not resetting the day count when someone "conquers" the Mermaid Reign)
ːswirliesː Fixed some wrong portraits being shown during Sonnet's dialogues
ːswirliesː Fixed eggs sometimes hatching while resting in an Inn