You thought Xbox Live was bad? "ChoZo" would like an F-word with you. Here's 10 minutes of hilarious rage that makes the Mel Gibson phone calls sound like Bob Ross on The Joy of Painting. Warning: Very strong, loud language.

The video, spied by eagle-eyed (and iron-eared) Kotaku reader Zaglis, helpfully features an F-word count - and given how long that is and how profligately he tosses around "fuck," the total is just mind-blowing. It is also jampacked with Kodak moments. So if you're thinking it doesn't get any better than "So what are you tryin' to say," and the violin at the one-minute mark, hang in there and keep going.

[Update] Reader Combat Cube says his friend, Tone-Pot, was the Medic providing most of the healing while ChoZo was fucking people the fuck up with his rape fucking banner. Two more videos from that player's perspective are beneath the poll.

Jesus Christ, ChoZo should go on a man-date with the Bitch Ass Ho Ass Bitch Ho Eat That Bitch Ho Ho Eat That Ass Bitch Guy from last week.

Seriously, are you still watching? Just how many times is this guy gonna say "fuck"? Keep in mind, the film "Scarface" used the word 207 times - over 170 minutes.

And here are Tone-Pot's videos, for 200 percent more fuck:

The talented kids at video game art forum Polycount are again working their magic on Valve's Team Fortress 2, giving us a glimpse at what Red v Blue would have looked like in the age of steamships and cowboys.

Taking Valve's own recent Engineer comic as inspiration, they're modelling a range of the game's characters so they look toothier, hairier and altogether more likely to end a round with limbs needing to be sawn off by a man wearing spectacles.

There are no plans to release these as playable skins for the game (owing to the need for a great deal of work to get the models working), but when things look this good, you can always hope somebody will find a way, especially since it's got Valve's thumbs-up.

[Polycount, thanks Zac!] [Sprite art by ShwigityShwonShwei @ deviantART]

Now that every Team Fortress 2 class has received his (or her) class-specific update, where does developer Valve go from here? Onward and upward, with at least one new substantial update, due soon(ish).

PC Gamer writes that Valve is planning an update to the venerable class-based shooter within the next month—*Valve Time notwithstanding. That new version will reportedly add "item trading, a brand new game mode, and around twenty new weapons and hats."

Yeah, item trading. Time to unload some of those Tough Guy's Toques and Backbiter's Billycocks taking up space in your TF2 inventory for highly coveted white earbuds (or whatever). The new weapons and hats come from the community, the winners of that Polycount competition that bore delicious, deadly fruit in the form of weapons like the Scout's Holy Mackerel and the Pyro's Degreaser.

Fancy hats like the Sniper's Ol' Snaggletooth and the Spy's Fez will make this one of the most fashionable updates yet!

Valve's Robin Walker promises more to come for Team Fortress 2, so watch your Steam feed.

Next TF2 update adds trading, new game mode [PC Gamer]

Now we know how Freddie Wong, star of many a YouTube gun fight, is able to land so many head shots.

From the same group of filmmakers (that are inexplicably not making awesome, big budget action movies) responsible for Modern Warfare: Frozen Crossing, the real life Portal gun video and many more fine short films that appeal to our sensibilities comes... this, a demonstration of how silly an aimbot would look in real life.

Bunny hopping too. Also ridiculous.

Team Fortress...Warhammer 40K...two very different beasts, but bring them together and you've got...a very different beast.

This clip shows a work-in-progress skin pack for Team Fortress 2, bringing Space Marines to the dusty battlefields of Valve's shooter.

It may look a little strange to see the big guys running around wooden barns at such a speed, but when the Emperor calls, the Space Marines must answer.

[via Rock, Paper, Shotgun]

Don't let the cute pony act fool you; this is one cold-blooded killer. Found on deviantART, via Plaza.fi - Thanks Marcus!

Technically not a recipe, this is more like cosplay for lunch. And it still doesn't solve the mystery of what "meat" is actually on Heavy's health-regenerating treat. But I do like the attention to detail, especially the cheese overhang.

Alright, who wants to make Jarate?

Making the Sandvich [xTReeTooNx on YouTube, thanks reader Andreas L.]

Seen via Reddit.

Faithful followers of Team Fortress 2's week-long update focused on the Engineer will have a few new items to mull over today, including the new map "Hightower" and a painful looking new wrench.

Today's lower key dose of the Engineer Update for TF2 is largely focused on a new Payload-style map for Valve's class-based first person shooter. But buried within is a new community made item, an engineer's wrench that packs a nasty punch. See how mystery man Radigan wields it and a massive mug of ale at once in this well-hidden page.

The Engineer class will receive a new shotgun and a fancy remote control gizmo when the game update hits later this week.

For numerous references to Police Academy characters played by Bubba Smith, check the official Team Fortress 2 blog.

Update: Reader Eric points us to another hidden Engineer page with photos that imply the class will be able to pack up and move the turret he builds. Hmm...

Engineer Update: Day Three [Team Fortress]

A few weeks back, the biggest "Furry" convention in the world went down in Pittsburgh. Here's a group shot of some attendees, which we show you not because we've gone furry, but because there's a spy in their midst.

Take a look. Think of it as a Team Fortress-themed game of Where's Waldo, his dorky specs and hat replaced with a knife and dodgy French accent.

I'd give you a hint as to where he is, but that would make it too easy. And if I had to scour hundreds of furries to find the damn guy (and then go scrub my eyes clean), you have to look too.

[thanks A!]