Team Fortress 2

Witness Robot Chicken's Hilarious Team Fortress 2 Hat In Real LifeRemember when Valve was teaming up with Adult Swim and I almost had a heart attack? You probably don't remember the heart attack. It was a good/bad day.


Well, it ended up being a promotional hat campaign (because, of course). If you've been prancing around the Team Fortress 2 maps in your brand new Robot Chicken hat, you might be pleased to hear that some fans have taken it upon themselves to create a real-life beanie version. And it is utterly awesome. Though I'm sure you'd get odd looks picking up groceries while wearing it.


Check out the rest of the pics down below.


I've been making custom beanies, thought TF2 players might like this one. [Reddit]



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Team Fortress 2

Meet the Pyro's LEGO FantasiesTeam Fortress 2's Pyro is a...unique character. It sees things inside that mask that may be better off left unseen.


If we are going to see them, though, we may as well see them in LEGO form, courtesy of master builder Pepa Quin.


Pepa Quin's photostream [Flickr, via Brothers Brick]



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Team Fortress 2

A Scene From The Professional Recreated Using Team Fortress 2 CharactersThis awesome scene from The Professional starring Jean Reno is pretty gripping. But it's even cooler when done to the theme of Team Fortress 2 using the Sniper and Spy characters. Take a look at the screengrab from the movie down below for comparison.


Professionals [deviantART via Blue Dog's eyes]



A Scene From The Professional Recreated Using Team Fortress 2 Characters


Team Fortress 2

There's An Actual Team Fortress 2 Soldier In My HouseIt feels like forever since the first piece in Gaming Heads' line of large, expensive Team Fortress 2 statues came out. Probably because it's actually been forever. But now, after over a year, we have a second one available.


And it's just as nice as the first one.


WHAT'S IN THE BOX

1x TF2 Soldier
1x Helmet
2x Weapons
1x Base
1x Authenticity/Membership Card


WHAT I LIKED

  • PERFECT FIT. This statue is made of polystone, a smooth, heavy material that can be pretty hit-and-miss on a piece where intricate detail is required. But a TF2 character? There's not much detail required, meaning that in the flesh it looks just like it does in the game.
  • QUALITY. The standard edition of this statue is $220, the "exclusive" variant $235. That's a lot of stones for a 13" statue, but Gaming Heads have at least gone to the trouble of making it seem worth it, with touches like the fact he's almost completely hand-painted, and that the piece was cast using Valve's actual game model from Team Fortress 2. So at least you know the dimensions and likeness are all spot-on.

WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE

  • LESS BANG FOR YOUR BUCK. The Heavy, with all his bulk and detailed equipment, cost $230. The Soldier is only $10 less, and while my version (the "Exclusive") came with an alternate weapon, it's very similar to the standard one. Considering he's a smaller piece with less impressive gear, it would have been nice to see more than $10 shaved off, especially if you're getting the standard edition that doesn't with the bonus gun.

MY FINAL WORD

There's really not much to dwell on here. This is a picture-perfect, heavy-as-hell polystone recreation of a Team Fortress 2 character. It's pricey, yeah, but given the quality of the piece and how well it brings the character to life, if you're the type to still be reading this far down a toy review and be genuinely interested, it's totally worth it.


The Soldier is limited to 1050 (750 standard, 300 Exclusive) pieces worldwide, and is available from Gaming Heads' website.



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Half-Life

Once You See This "Half-Life" Photo......well, yeah. You can't unsee it.


And I thought fast zombies were bad. Fast squirrel zombies with headcrabs on their chins that screamed as they crawled down post-apocalyptic trees would be about the worst thing ever.


Animal pictures of the week: 8 June 2012 [The Telegraph, thanks John!]


Half-Life

Please Gordon Freeman, Do Not Cut Off Your EarArtist Drew Northcott brings us "Vincent Van Gordon", a Van Gogh inspired portrait of everyone's favorite headcrab killing physicist.


According to Northcott, there might be character similarity between Freeman and Van Gogh. He adds, "There's certainly a physical resemblance anyhow." That's certainly better than Freeman mailing his ear to a prostitute.


Vincent Van Gordon - half life [Deviant Art via GameFreaks]


Please Gordon Freeman, Do Not Cut Off Your Ear


Team Fortress 2

The fun people are having with Valve's new Source Filmmaker continues. Not long after the secret of the Pyro's identity is revealed do we now get some rap, some Batman and a plea to please, please stop with the remixes of Meet the Heavy.


Did Valve realise that the release of this suite would unleash a flood of kids graduating from making great Garry's Mod movies to making better movies? You bet they did.





Portal

Who Knew Turning People Into Squares Made Them So Cute?I wouldn't have guessed it, but deviantART artist Theresa Cartwright has a whole gallery dedicated to proving the naysayers otherwise.


They don't just include video game characters, either. Everyone from The Last Airbender's Aang to Breaking Bad's Jessie appears in that gallery. Even Jessie's meth head makeup is somehow, slightly, oddly charming in the squarified imagery in there.


Squaracters [deviantART via Dotcore]


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Team Fortress 2


We all enjoyed Meet the Pyro. It was worth the wait. Except fans still had one question. Who is the man behind the mask?!


Well, wonder no more. Thanks to Valve's new Source Filmmaker, we now know exactly who (or what) is beneath the Pyro's mask.


But be warned, what you are about to see may disturb you.


Portal

We're Getting An Awesome Lego Portal Movie This Year (Unofficially)The amazing individual known as Kooberz, who brought us the brilliant stop-motion Lego take on Ghost Recon this past spring is—sorry, Ghost Recon—doing something cooler for his next project: stop-motion Lego Portal.


The short film will be released in two or three parts, with the first one scheduled for release later this year. For now, we have some terrific teaser posters...


We're Getting An Awesome Lego Portal Movie This Year (Unofficially).


We're Getting An Awesome Lego Portal Movie This Year (Unofficially).


We're Getting An Awesome Lego Portal Movie This Year (Unofficially).


Thanks to Kooberz for giving us the heads up and for reminding us that, if you like the idea of Lego Portal, there's still a chance that this fan initiative to get real Portal Lego sets made could still happen—though there seem to have been some pushback from the Lego folks.


More info here...


Movie Posters- Kooberz Studios [Flickr]


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