Last Monday I spent three paragraphs crying havoc over a shortage of tasty new releases to feed the Maw, our resident headline-guzzling cosmic kaiju. The week didn't go so terribly in the end. True, the Maw did swallow the colour purple on Friday, but Mark managed to distract everybody with a bulky Baldur's Gate 3 mod while I administered the emetic.

This week, several monkey paw fingers have curled, and there is an embarrassment of groovy material that spans the whole spectrum of budgets, brand recognisability and pricepointage. So let's get right to the listing.

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Good morning, weekend wanderer of the World Wide Washout. Or if it isn't morning where you are, good afternoon. Or if it isn't afternoon, good evening. If it's neither morning, afternoon nor evening, then you are clearly in outer space. I hear life up there can be dull. Perhaps these articles will lift the monotony.

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Let it be known that whatever I write lower down about what I'm playing this weekend may end up being a big old lie, as I'm exhausted and will likely instead spend my entire weekend asleep. But with my last conscious breath of the week, I shall shout to the heavens... What are you playing this weekend, my friends?

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