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Activision Suddenly Pulls Nuketown 2025 Map from Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Multiplayer Earlier this month, Activision announced that it would let people who pre-ordered the publisher's latest FPS mega-hit play on a re-imagined version of the popular Nuketown multiplayer map. That part of the promotion turned out to be true. But that access to the special battleground appears to have been suddenly revoked. The sudden bad news was confirmed via tweet from Treyarch game design director David Vonderhaar:


The expectation was that players would be able to play on Nuketown 2025 whenever they wanted. As you'd expect, fans are up in arms over the fact that the map has gone AWOL. Kotaku has reached out to Activision for comments and will update this post if they respond.


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Backhanded Box Quotes: When 'Best Call of Duty Ever!' Isn't a ComplimentWelcome back to "Backhanded Box Quotes," a collection of measured, thoughtful criticism from the user reviews of Metacritic.


This week we examine games from two series that frequently are accused of impersonating each other: Call of Duty: Black Ops II, and Halo 4.




Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Released: Nov. 13.


Critic: MasterOfMetroid (Metacritic)
"I can't believe I waited in line for this."
Score: 1


Critic: ChrisTB (Metacritic)
"CoD ... CoD never changes."
Score: 0


Critic: rmartinezdl (Metacritic)
"I dont get why Activision keeps renaming their Single Player Campgain dlc ($10) and take 1 **** year to release a weapons/map patch, and why on earth is this patch $60."
Score: 0


Critic: Badonkadonk (Metacritic)
"The critics are raving about this, but I guess Activision has been paying this off because this game is absolute garbage."
Score: 3


Critic: jnova80 (Metacritic)
"Bro Fest 2012! Get your TapOut shirts and dubstep ready! This one is shaping up to be the biggest gathering of pointless nonsense we have ever seen!!!"
Score: 0


Critic: nufrequency (Metacritic)
"If you or your kid have been diagnosed with ADHD ... or Kalnienk vision disorder this game is designed especially for YOU!"


"This is not the Black Ops game you were hoping for... This is Super Turbo Edition !"
Score: 3


Halo 4

Released: Nov. 6.


Critic: StoneSoldier (Metacritic)
"It's more like MW dressed up, right from the stupid climbing sequence right from the start."
Score: 0


Critic: Franky4Fingurs (Metacritic)
"Think of Disney redoing star wars but the theme music doesn't start while the words are scrolling..."
Score: 2


Critic: BadmanFaust (Metacritic)
"Best Call of Duty Game Ever!"
Score: 2



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Needless to say, there are spoilers in both this video and post. If you don't want to know what the post-credit shenanigans are all about, feel free to move along.


Now that we're all clear, watch the above video with the most ridiculous post-credit scene I've been forced to watch, where two of Black Ops II's main characters (Frank Woods and Raul Menendez) are seen rocking out with the members of Avenged Sevenfold. It's an awkward, awful concert with a head-banging President Bosworth that looks a whole lot like Hillary Clinton. This is what nightmares are made of, my friends.


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Call of Duty Is More Than Fancy Weapons. It's Also Fancy Outfits.Some people love Call of Duty. Some hate it. Some are totally indifferent. And then, some enjoy dressing up as Call of Duty characters.


Here's a bit—but not all—of the internet's best COD cosplay. The outfits range from the earlier Call of Duty games to the more recent ones, like World at War, Modern Warfare 2, and the first Black Ops.


And yes, there are zombies.


So have a look at the above gallery, and try to suss out who pulled off the best Call of Duty. And check out Kotaku's review of Call of Duty: Black Ops II.


Click the image's lower corner to expand to full size.


(Top photo: Triturate/Katherine-Drake/Sasu-Jess)

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Taiwanese Woman Believes David Petraeus Will Marry HerWhen not appearing in Call of Duty: Black Ops II, David Petraeus is at the center of a sex scandal—a very confusing sex scandal. Taiwan's Liu Shu-jen isn't making anything easier, either. She is making things stranger.


According to Want China Times, Liu Shu-jen is a former engineer at a Taiwanese semiconductor company. In September 2011, she received national press attention after being arrested for trying to cash 37 fraudulent traveler's checks that supposedly her boyfriend, David Petraeus, sent to her. Before that, she apparently transferred a total of $50,000 to "David's offshore accounts".


Liu claimed that she was in an online relationship with the general and that he was going to bust her out of prison, even if, as she quoted "David", "it will start World War III."


...and that never happened.


Recently, Liu told China Times that she wasn't surprised about the general's resignation because, as she claimed, he wrote her a letter on November 9, saying he was going to leave his post after the elections. She also said that President Obama referenced her in one of the Presidential debates, but didn't mention her name directly.


"I always believe that David will come to Taiwan to visit me," she added. "In fact, the Taiwanese government should consider inviting David to Taiwan to promote the relationship between the two countries."


Liu said she could not make the letter publicly available due to personal reasons and added she had not heard of the recent scandal forcing him to resign.


"I am deeply in love with him, therefore I am worried about his safety," said Liu. After hearing about this lady, I am worried about the general's safety, too.


Petraeus' Taiwanese 'lover' still waiting for a visit [Want China Times via BeijingCream]



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Reviewers Love the Shooting, the Killing, and the Choices in Call of Duty: Black Ops II It's November, and that means three things. The days are getting shorter, holiday advertising is ramping up, and there's a new Call of Duty game.

Last year's entry, Infinity Ward's Modern Warfare 3, shattered all kinds of sales records in its first day and first weeks on store shelves, launching into the stratospheric billion-dollar sales sphere usually reserved for the biggest of Hollywood's big blockbusters.


This year is Treyarch's Black Ops II, successor to 2010's Black Ops. Two years ago, reviewers were blown away by Black Ops and felt it was the pinnacle of the series to date. Do they feel as warmly about its successor in a jaded, cynical 2012?


Well, yes, in fact, they do. Critical consensus is tight, with every scored interview falling into a narrow, unanimous, positive range. Read on to see the good, the bad, and the ugly—but really, mostly just the good—of reviews of Black Ops II.



Reviewers Love the Shooting, the Killing, and the Choices in Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Polygon

These excellent new additions are layered atop an already-refined multiplayer blueprint, which is as good as it's ever been. Black Ops 2 multiplayer feels like a Swiss watch I could never afford.


Treyarch took a big risk with the Pick 10 create-a-class system, and it paid off, reimagining how players customize their experience. They could have stopped there, but the developer's drive to go deeper, changing certain core elements of Call of Duty multiplayer to encourage more teamwork, makes Black Ops 2 online play even more remarkable. No other online shooter is offering a better experience right now.



Reviewers Love the Shooting, the Killing, and the Choices in Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Giant Bomb

All of this story is set against a new Cold War with China, but the world's problems take a backseat to the more personal story of Menendez, his sister, and his over-the-top quest for revenge against the guys that wronged him. By the end, he's controlling huge drone fleets and bringing the world to the brink of war. It's outlandish and ridiculous to think that one determined man could bring all this about. It's the sort of thing you'd expect to see in a proper action movie, which, with all the jumping back and forth between quiet nights deep inside Noriega's Panama and the deck of an aircraft carrier as it comes under attack, sums up the pacing and feel of Black Ops II's campaign. Compared to the past games in the series, the story feels far more personal. It still jumps between characters in traditional Call of Duty fashion, but each character is meaningful and each conflict is more directly tied to the overall plot. It unfolds in a fascinating way, and you'll actually have some very real agency in how that plot unfolds.



Reviewers Love the Shooting, the Killing, and the Choices in Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Game Informer

For shooter fans that don't require as deep of a dive, Black Ops II's multiplayer may feel like more of the same. No significant new match types are present, and the Pick 10 system doesn't drastically change the gameplay experience. Most of the changes to the Call of Duty formula come in campaign mode, and they are executed with mixed results. Despite some frustrations, Black Ops II is yet another massive, polished, finely tuned entry in a series that shows no signs of slowing down. Even if Treyarch misses the mark on occasion, I respect the developer for taking chances with a series that would sell just fine if it stuck with the status quo.



Reviewers Love the Shooting, the Killing, and the Choices in Call of Duty: Black Ops II

GamesBeat

The story makes you think about how far you would go to stop a man like Menendez. Like any good cinematic video game, it makes you think.


It has a couple of disturbing parts in which you play the enemy, and those are sure to raise alarms among concerned parents (and media and politicians looking to score some cheap points). You have no choice but to go on a murderous rampage, shooting the good guys or even civilians. As the player pursuing the villain, you make some critical ethical decisions about whether to shoot a captive or show him mercy. Often you don't have a "right" decision. The story has multiple endings, adding some variety and replayability to the campaign.



Reviewers Love the Shooting, the Killing, and the Choices in Call of Duty: Black Ops II

EGM

Whether it's assassinating targets or protecting computer terminals holding valuable information, the Strike Force objectives are supposed to help determine how you play. Unfortunately, once you dig into these side missions, you'll realize how incompetent the ally AI is; it often ignores your commands, and soon the RTS view becomes null and void. In the end, it's better to try to supersoldier it and control one character at a time in order to win the day. Strike Force is a great idea that finally brings some new gameplay elements into the mix, but it's poorly executed, making some of the missions a bit of a chore depending on the parameters.


Aside from this one glaring flaw, however, the campaign is the best since the first Modern Warfare. The story enthralls from the start, and the gameplay is still definitively Call of Duty-especially with some sweet future tech like the Millimeter Scanner that allows you to see foes through walls.



Reviewers Love the Shooting, the Killing, and the Choices in Call of Duty: Black Ops II

GameTrailers

The sound design is tight and punchy, with special commendation for the near-future weapons, and the voice actors deliver strong performances all around.


Call of Duty: Black Ops II is the most evolved sequel we've played in recent memory as it challenges the status quo at almost every turn. The elastic story provides plenty of incentive to replay the campaign, the strikeforce levels aren't executed perfectly, but they're a glimpse at the future, and the multiplayer features are tweaked to make every play style relevant and to level the playing field. It does so many new things so very well, making it the most groundbreaking Call of Duty since the first Modern Warfare. Shooters simply don't get much more deep, varied, surprising, or rewarding than this.



Reviewers Love the Shooting, the Killing, and the Choices in Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Kotaku

Black Ops II is a great shooter, but that alone doesn't make it worth playing to me. Black Ops II's triumph is found in how it assembles modern-day issues, ultimately making it impossible not to feel like I was staring into the mirror of my society. If the the constant question with games of Call of Duty's ilk is whether or not they hold some responsibility in what they depict, then Black Ops II feels like an answer. An answer that shows that the things that make us reconsider things, as "responsible" media does, do not always have that intention-and they don't have to. I think that lacking that explicit purpose actually accentuated the crisis I felt as I realized that as much as I enjoyed what I was playing, I didn't like what the game revealed.


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Black Ops II is all about the consequences of unmanned war machines running amok under a hostile power. So the last thing you might be expecting to find is a certain Thunder God's magical weapon as an easter egg.


But Mjolnir—the war hammer wielded by Thor—is exactly what GameFront found in Black Ops II, tucked away in one of the game's early levels. The video above show you how to get to it. A little weird? Yeah, but cool as Asgard, too.


Where to Find Thor's Hammer Easter Egg


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Mysterious 24-Hour Call of Duty Flu Keeping Gamers Home "Sick" Let's be honest for a moment here: pretty much everyone around the world has at the very least thought about calling in "sick" to work or school while their health was perfectly fine, for one reason or another. For some folks, it's a beach day; for others, just a chance to sleep for an extra few hours. And then, of course, there are the gamers.


It's a classic running joke that a Call of Duty launch day means players will stay home "sick" to glue themselves to the TV and shoot virtual weapons all day. And it's a joke that seems well-grounded in truth.


USA Today has a report on the uptick in unscheduled absences and sudden illnesses that take place on a Call of Duty launch day. CNET also chimes in, pointing to poll data gathered by IGN, which found that one in four respondents planned to call in "sick" today to get more Black Ops II time in.


Of course, as much as many of us would like to take a day off just to play a new game, reality often intervenes and we can't always follow through. But plenty of folks, it seems, are. From the schoolkid cutting class to the savvy boss who knows exactly where his employees really are, Twitter is full of the stories of the Call of Duty twenty-four hour flu:


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It's not uncommon for a game to have bugs and glitches, just ask Bethesda. But especially when multiplayer is involved, people will dig up or stumble on some hilarious (and sometimes useful) glitches.


Here are a few that people have already been uploading to YouTube, not even a full day after Black Ops II has been released.


The top video is during Black Ops II's Zombies mode, where a zombie's body stretches across a building, leaving but a tiny hand at the end of that awkward, skin-filled rainbow. I hope the imagery of that made your Tuesday better.


This one got coined the "Jesus glitch." For obvious, non-resurrection related reasons.


Here's another one from the Zombie mode. A sneaky little glitch that gives you invincibility. But where's the fun in that if you're not getting up and fighting? I don't know about you, but I like using my guns.


I like to think the care package in this video came down, saw all the enemies with guns and was like, "NOPE. BUHBYE."


Yet another Zombies glitch, I imagine the zombie here is thinking, "Maybe if I stand really, really still he won't see me." Either that or he's been practicing his ballet lunges so much he froze that way. That's how it works, right? Like making faces?


And then of course there's the Samuel L. Jackson glitch that Luke pointed out last night.


Find any others? Let us know. And make use of Theater!


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The latest Call of Duty title has been out for less than a day, but people are already rampaging their way through the multiplayer and quick-scoping enemies to death.


Check out the montage above, courtesy of AmazingFilms247, where you'll see snipers and an ACOG-attached weapon shred the opposing team.


Black Ops 2 First Ever QUAD (Sniping 6 Feed, 7 Feed) [YouTube]


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