NotCoD™ - Electryte
In an extraordinary act of self sabotage, timed to match that of our beloved country, NotGames are slashing the prices of their games by 75% for the next fortnight.

Spokesman Kenneth said “We wanted to get a jump on things and see how much income we will have in five years time when the pound is worth about a quarter of its current value.

“While other software companies may not be equipped to deal with the upcoming economic carnage we are testing all our systems with this stupid sale.

“As well as bringing the price of each of our games down to less than a quid, this sale should pretty much finish us financially as a company as we’ve had a terrible year and have now officially run out of milk.”

Aficionados of all things NotGames may be entertained by the regular content we upload on Youtube and Facebook. These are specifically designed to keep you entertained during the long wait for us to make another game.
May 25, 2016
Community Announcements - Electryte
In response to the feedback we've been receiving, we've made a few fixes
Update Includes:
  • Ice Cream Van health nerfed
  • Tutorial now skippable
  • Save/Load Bug FIXED

    We love hearing what you guys think about the game, so keep it coming. Apart from you Tim, noone cares what you think.
May 24, 2016
Community Announcements - Electryte
In a feat of stamina worthy of Ron Jeremy, we bring you yet another patch.

Update includes:
  • Achievement Fixed: Splash
  • Achievement Fixed: Oh boy, a friend!
  • Screenshots now work!
  • Crashing in the Church Basement issues resolved.

    We'd like to thank all of the steam users who've reported issues, we really appreciate them and apologise for any inconvenience.

    If you have any save files that you can't load, please email them to us at:
    jay@notgames.co.uk and we'll manually fix them and send them back

    Peace and love <3
May 20, 2016
Community Announcements - Electryte
In a makeover as quick as Kaityln Jenner on a Friday night, less than 24 hours after launch we bring you a lovely update.

Patch:
  • Sounds rebalanced and mixed
  • More sound added
  • Subtitles and Titles corrects
Community Announcements - Electryte
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your eye holes!

On this historic day, exactly 100 years after our Great Uncle Tiberius released the first ever game trailer - a flick book of black and white photographs of a particularly saucy game of backgammon - we bring you this full, official NotCoD Trailer.

It's even in colour, which in Tiberius' books would make us practitioners of dark magic. But he's dead now, so what does he know?

Speaking of historic days, we are practically wetting ourselves with excitement to announce that the release date of NotCoD will be...

Drumroll...

20th May 2016.

We are stocked up on PG Tips and ready for two more weeks of bug smashing, achievement planting, and joystick thumb.

Let's hope it's enough time to get the troll proof bunker constructed...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LS7WEQ_U5Y
Community Announcements - NotGames
Getting excited about the release of NotCoD in April? That is very unbritish of you, as we all know the English don't get excited. Now grab a cup of tea, sit back and get acquainted with the most English character around, General Bushyface, in our latest teaser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzPjpn_j4UE

NotCoD will be released one teatime in April. We will keep teasing you until NotCoD's release.
Community Announcements - NotGames
Getting excited about the release of NotCoD in April? That is very unbritish of you, as we all know the English don't get excited. Now grab a cup of tea, sit back and get acquainted with the most English character around, General Bushyface, in our latest teaser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzPjpn_j4UE

NotCoD will be released one teatime in April. We will keep teasing you until NotCoD's release.
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