I understand that the online functionality of this game is very poorly implemented, might stop working at any time, and is barely moderated due to budget constraints.

I solemnly swear a blood oath that I will refrain from posting any inappropriate content to the in-game social media platform because children might see it.

I understand that if I misuse the online system in any way, I am triple gay.

By accepting this EULA you sell your soul to Blasted Science.