WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS? THERE ARE LITTLE TO NO SAINTS OR POPES IN THIS GAME, I ATLEAST HOPED I COULD PLAY AS FRANCIS OR PATRICK, FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!

SQUIRREL GIRL IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HERO EVER MADE EVER. LIKE, JESUS CHRIST, WHAT AN AWFUL, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, BORING, STEREOTYPICAL CHARACTER.

TONS OF "PLOT."

BIG ANIME TIDDIES.

YOU COULD SAY THAT THIS DEVELOPER WAS RAN OUT OF TOWN.

THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A DESKTOP DUNGEON IS A DESKTOP STRIPPER.

BLACK ICE HAS RUINED OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. BLACK ICE HAS ROBBED ME OF MY BALANCE.

The joke here is too obvious, so im not even gonna say it.

ANSWER THE QUESTION, TIM, WHAT DO THE OTHER 8 PEOPLE DO!? DONT IGNORE ME!!!!

CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!! THESE WOUUUNDS WONT SEEEEEM TO HEEEEEEEAAL!!!!!