ARRRRPEEEEEGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Hideo Kojima game

In this game you get mugged by trees, ride in a sentient minecart and boat, play tic tac toe with a redneck toaster and pay a toll to a talking bridge.

Mighty words can describe this game here are a few.........♥♥♥♥ Shaped Space Ships

Listen to 12 year olds swear at each other and potentially make your ears bleed for the low low price of $90

This game is total ♥♥♥♥ 10/10. IGN- game of the year 2014. Machinima- like guns with Farcry.

How many games can you piss on Gary Coleman, Suicide Bomb the Taliban, dismember a gimp and meet a giant ♥♥♥♥ mascot the answer just 1.

Why use drugs. This game will make your ♥♥♥♥ bigger Russell Crowes ego.

Murdering children Being invaded by Aztecs and marring your relatives are all features of this 4x game with a very steep learning curve.

If Michael bay, The Matrix, Max Payne and Die Hard had a baby this game would be the offspring.