The worst thing a game can be is boring and this hits that mark on all fronts.

Broken. Not in a fun way, it just don't work.

Boring, but not in a fun way.

If the N64 had lower standards

You already know what you're getting into here.

A glorified flash game circa 15 years ago, but honestly not too bad

Honestly, not too bad

Not even ironically funny

Fifty years ago this project would have been scrawled on the wall of a padded cell in blood and feces. Thank god for unity.

The best high school coding project I've ever played