"Sweet ! They added gun violence, slavery and animal abuse to my favorite childhood game ! Now we just need a Mario game where you can shoot hookers, anyway, time to abuse my pets ! 9mm/10"

"Why does every city I build end up looking like gotham city ? Hopefully they add a batsignal in the next update. 7/9"

"not much of a star trek guy 7/10 has swoosh swoosh and pew pews"

"Be the cruel, hearless leader you always wanted to be, force religion on people, invade other countries for literally no reason and pacify the world with the help of atomic weapons. 10/10"

"Fun fact: A squirrel with a gun is only the third most dangerous apex predator there is, beaten by a baby with a gun, which is only second to a baby with two guns. 5/7"

"Didn't know burnout had licensed cars, neat. 10/10"

"Remind of the time I was a recall coordinator, I used to go cry on this guy's tits, then I met a dude who was making soap, and ended blowing up banks, wild time. Don't know about the game though. 5/7"