https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjDHye4Vmho

Easy, I'm just a few floors away and WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THAT

Turns out, the best strategy really is the Soviet strategy.

Our lord and saviour Tachanka.

Face the devastating effects of El Nino.

Turns out the galaxy doesn't like it when you commit genocide.

Oh god everyone's dead. Oh god I'm dead. Is that a rooster?

Forget about it, Gandhi is already building the Manhattan project.

Play as Romania - Annex Soviet Union. Play as Canada - Annex USA. Play as Japan - Annex all of Asia. Play as Poland - Use a Bear. Play as Germany - Win.