« I didn't get to see anything remotely lewd (by our standards) but the game is good and challenging and the skill tree animation is quite adorable. Very good deal on discount ! »

« Nothing like your good old 0rgasm Gun to fend off waves of hysterically enamoured girls. Remember not to aim at the eyes (why would you do that anyway) and to stay covered. Safety first ! »

« Deliciously inappropriate, The Stick of Truth really feels like what a live action rpg played by kids in the world of South Park would be. And the result is amazing. You can skip the DLCs though. »

« There's many Metroidvania games out there but of course, you people want the one with the lightly dressed bunny girl. I wouldn't expect any less from you. »

« Estival Versus is the Beach episode of the saga, meaning that using Frantic mode has never been so relevant. For obvious reasons, Sayuri can't go Frantic despite rule 34. Also the game itself is good. »

« Life is full of mysteries but if you play this game long enough, you might discover a few of them. So it's like vodka, but cheaper. »

« Playing with dolls is perfectly normal for children. And this game will tell you why adults play with them in secret. »

« You definitely don't want your mom to walk in while Iris Heart is on the screen. »

« Yes, we believe you when you say you only played it because it was free. We believe you, my friend. »

« You're doing it wrong if you only play Brad Wong like I do. May IT have mercy on you if you don't have the kinky costumes DLCs either. »