So bad.... but, but, so addictive!

10/10 best fish-feeding, alien-defeating, 90's game out there.

Do YOU still shower with YOUR dad?

This is how Sex Ed should be taught.

I played this as a kid... I loved them as a kid... But they were sh*t even as a kid.

Never have I felt 90's nostalgia from a game that came out in 2010. Truly depressing.

Have you ever wanted to get a boner playing cookie clicker? Of course you have, you are normal, functioning member of society.

Part 1 of 1. They didn't even make part 2. This DS port, is so god awful, unplayable, and broken, it has mastered the art of fu**ing up. Beautifully

It has always been my dream to interact with my friends, depicted as hairy, beastly men, and climb atop a magical goat. ♥♥♥♥ physics are revolutionary.