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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tI was born with a tiny, minuscule dong, I got mocked constantly because of it. Now thanks to the developer, I can finally learn to grow my tiny sausage. Thank you dev, I was able to recover my self confidence thanks to you!\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tcan you please let us reduce the size of the game window
Update: size issue solved. now let's get the biggest sausage bois\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tAn interesting take on idle games with how you can grow your sausage without actually clicking IN game. No way to lock the game window however, which can lead to it being drug all over your monitor if you're not careful\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tFun game to have in the background. Ending stuck around a bit longer than it needed to. Would be nice to always get 2 upgrades consistently or something else to help speed up the early resets. Enjoyed it all the same look forward to more games!\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tHow to Grow Your Sausage takes the incremental game formula and wraps it around one of the stranger desktop companion concepts imaginable. Rather than demanding constant attention, the game is designed to exist alongside normal computer use, turning keyboard presses, mouse clicks, and other everyday inputs into progress. The premise involves a sentient sausage manipulating a butcher into feeding it so that it can continue growing, establishing the deliberately ridiculous sense of humor that defines the entire experience. Developed and published by Little Horror Studios, this is clearly a game that understands how absurd its concept is and builds its identity around that absurdity.
The central progression system is straightforward but cleverly connected to normal PC activity. Actions performed while using the computer contribute toward feeding the sausage, meaning progress can accumulate while the player is doing other things. Instead of constantly returning to perform repetitive manual clicks, the game effectively rewards ordinary desktop interaction. This makes it work particularly well as a background experience. You can periodically check your progress, purchase improvements, make adjustments, and then return to whatever else you were doing.
There is more to the progression than simply watching the sausage become larger. Money generated through play can be invested into upgrades that improve production and increase the efficiency of future growth. Different grinders, meats, and cleavers expand the equipment side of the system, creating a satisfying cycle in which accumulated resources are reinvested to produce even greater returns. The mechanics are easy to understand, but that accessibility suits a game intended to operate alongside other activities rather than requiring complete concentration.
Unlockable content provides additional reasons to keep progressing. Reaching new milestones can reveal bonuses, equipment, and other rewards, while cosmetic options allow the experience to become increasingly personalized. Hats, skins, and different counters add some visual variety and lean heavily into the comedic nature of the concept. None of these features radically transforms the gameplay, but they provide smaller objectives between major progression milestones. Watching new items become available is an important part of maintaining the sense that something meaningful is happening beyond numbers simply becoming larger.
The prestige system gives the progression considerably more longevity. Eventually, players can reset portions of their advancement in exchange for permanent benefits, including multipliers and points that can be spent on exclusive improvements. Starting over might initially seem counterproductive, but each reset allows subsequent runs to advance more rapidly. This produces the familiar incremental-game rhythm of building resources, reaching a temporary ceiling, resetting, and then surpassing previous achievements much faster. Players who enjoy optimization can gradually determine when resetting provides the greatest benefit.
Time Travel adds another layer beyond conventional prestige. It functions as a more substantial reset mechanic capable of dramatically improving production. Having multiple levels of long-term progression gives dedicated players increasingly ambitious targets and prevents the initial upgrade cycle from representing the entire experience. The escalating numbers also complement the game's humor because the original goal of simply growing a sausage eventually develops into increasingly excessive levels of production and optimization.
Visually, the game favors a simple cartoon presentation that fits its role as a lightweight desktop companion. It does not need elaborate graphics because most of its appeal comes from the progression systems and the amusing presence of the character on the desktop. The interface is designed around quickly checking information and making upgrades before returning attention elsewhere. Its comedy is intentionally immature and absurd, so enjoyment will depend heavily on whether that style of humor appeals to you. Fortunately, the joke is supported by an actual progression system rather than being the game's only attraction.
The game also includes Steam achievements, Steam Cloud functionality, single-player play, and Family Sharing support. These features complement its long-term incremental structure, particularly achievements for players who enjoy having additional objectives to chase. Its hardware requirements are modest, which is appropriate for something intended to remain active while the computer is being used for other purposes.
Steam Deck compatibility is currently best regarded as unverified rather than officially confirmed as Verified or Playable. More importantly, the design revolves heavily around desktop computer interaction, keyboard input, and mouse activity. Even if it can be launched through Steam Deck's compatibility environment, the handheld format does not naturally reproduce the intended desktop-companion experience. Players primarily interested in using it on Steam Deck should therefore expect that the experience may require additional configuration and may not represent the ideal way to play.
Ultimately, How to Grow Your Sausage is a deliberately silly incremental game with a surprisingly appropriate gameplay concept behind its joke. Turning routine computer activity into a source of progression gives it a distinctive identity among passive games, while equipment, cosmetics, unlockables, prestige upgrades, and Time Travel provide enough layers to sustain longer-term advancement. It will not satisfy anyone searching for complex action or a substantial narrative, but it does not pretend to offer those things. As a humorous background companion built around watching numbers and one particularly determined sausage grow to ridiculous proportions, it accomplishes its purpose effectively.
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\n\n\t\t\t\tThe central progression system is straightforward but cleverly connected to normal PC activity. Actions performed while using the computer contribute toward feeding the sausage, meaning progress can accumulate while the player is doing other things. Instead of constantly returning to perform repetitive manual clicks, the game effectively rewards ordinary desktop interaction. This makes it work particularly well as a background experience. You can periodically check your progress, purchase improvements, make adjustments, and then return to whatever else you were doing.
There is more to the progression than simply watching the sausage become larger. Money generated through play can be invested into upgrades that improve production and increase the efficiency of future growth. Different grinders, meats, and cleavers expand the equipment side of the system, creating a satisfying cycle in which accumulated resources are reinvested to produce even greater returns. The mechanics are easy to understand, but that accessibility suits a game intended to operate alongside other activities rather than requiring complete concentration.
Unlockable content provides additional reasons to keep progressing. Reaching new milestones can reveal bonuses, equipment, and other rewards, while cosmetic options allow the experience to become increasingly personalized. Hats, skins, and different counters add some visual variety and lean heavily into the comedic nature of the concept. None of these features radically transforms the gameplay, but they provide smaller objectives between major progression milestones. Watching new items become available is an important part of maintaining the sense that something meaningful is happening beyond numbers simply becoming larger.
The prestige system gives the progression considerably more longevity. Eventually, players can reset portions of their advancement in exchange for permanent benefits, including multipliers and points that can be spent on exclusive improvements. Starting over might initially seem counterproductive, but each reset allows subsequent runs to advance more rapidly. This produces the familiar incremental-game rhythm of building resources, reaching a temporary ceiling, resetting, and then surpassing previous achievements much faster. Players who enjoy optimization can gradually determine when resetting provides the greatest benefit.
Time Travel adds another layer beyond conventional prestige. It functions as a more substantial reset mechanic capable of dramatically improving production. Having multiple levels of long-term progression gives dedicated players increasingly ambitious targets and prevents the initial upgrade cycle from representing the entire experience. The escalating numbers also complement the game's humor because the original goal of simply growing a sausage eventually develops into increasingly excessive levels of production and optimization.
Visually, the game favors a simple cartoon presentation that fits its role as a lightweight desktop companion. It does not need elaborate graphics because most of its appeal comes from the progression systems and the amusing presence of the character on the desktop. The interface is designed around quickly checking information and making upgrades before returning attention elsewhere. Its comedy is intentionally immature and absurd, so enjoyment will depend heavily on whether that style of humor appeals to you. Fortunately, the joke is supported by an actual progression system rather than being the game's only attraction.
The game also includes Steam achievements, Steam Cloud functionality, single-player play, and Family Sharing support. These features complement its long-term incremental structure, particularly achievements for players who enjoy having additional objectives to chase. Its hardware requirements are modest, which is appropriate for something intended to remain active while the computer is being used for other purposes.
Steam Deck compatibility is currently best regarded as unverified rather than officially confirmed as Verified or Playable. More importantly, the design revolves heavily around desktop computer interaction, keyboard input, and mouse activity. Even if it can be launched through Steam Deck's compatibility environment, the handheld format does not naturally reproduce the intended desktop-companion experience. Players primarily interested in using it on Steam Deck should therefore expect that the experience may require additional configuration and may not represent the ideal way to play.
Ultimately, How to Grow Your Sausage is a deliberately silly incremental game with a surprisingly appropriate gameplay concept behind its joke. Turning routine computer activity into a source of progression gives it a distinctive identity among passive games, while equipment, cosmetics, unlockables, prestige upgrades, and Time Travel provide enough layers to sustain longer-term advancement. It will not satisfy anyone searching for complex action or a substantial narrative, but it does not pretend to offer those things. As a humorous background companion built around watching numbers and one particularly determined sausage grow to ridiculous proportions, it accomplishes its purpose effectively.
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Everything familiar about the previous title, artstyle, humour, HUD, is present in Grow Your Sausage, with a new input mechanic which drastically shapes the game into something to have open whilst you're playing something input heavy like a shooter, pair it with another clicker game, or focus on it entirely by spamming your KB&M inputs just for the sake of growing your sausage.
Only a few hours in but the length of the game seems to complement the price point.
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\n\n\t\t\t\tEverything familiar about the previous title, artstyle, humour, HUD, is present in Grow Your Sausage, with a new input mechanic which drastically shapes the game into something to have open whilst you're playing something input heavy like a shooter, pair it with another clicker game, or focus on it entirely by spamming your KB&M inputs just for the sake of growing your sausage.
Only a few hours in but the length of the game seems to complement the price point.
Would recommend if you enjoy clicker games or desktop pets, and want a humorous spin on one.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tGreat spin off to How to Train Your ♥♥♥♥!
How to Grow Your Sausage is a great clicker game that has a bit more of an ctvie clicker focus than its idle cousin, How to Train Your ♥♥♥♥. You get the same assortment of silly hats and cosmetic unlockables, but this time there is prestige mode and time travel, adding more engagement to the game!
The input is similar to games like Bongo Cat where keyboard presses and mouse clicks will chop the sausage, so just leave it running and type away doing your normal daily tasks and rack up those numbers!
Cheap fun and simple with easy achievements! definitely pick this one up!\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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The input is similar to games like Bongo Cat where keyboard presses and mouse clicks will chop the sausage, so just leave it running and type away doing your normal daily tasks and rack up those numbers!
Cheap fun and simple with easy achievements! definitely pick this one up!\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tThis game is worse than the ♥♥♥♥ one. The ♥♥♥♥ one was a fun idler. This one just has the idler tag despite the fact that there are very few moments you can be idle in this game. I just want something to have in the background.
EDIT: Just got a 3 dollar auto clicker which is nice. Game is playable and super easy now. Just watched Guess Who's Coming To Dinner and came back to 45 million dollars.
Second EDIT: The game doesn't even close properly when you close it in the game so when you try to force it closed it gets stuck on the "Stopping" button. This is clearly a scheme to try and get people past the 2 hour mark without their knowledge so it makes them ineligible for a refund.
Also it's weird to have a baby in diapers and a pacifier make sex jokes even if it is just a sausage.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
\n\n\t\t\t\tEDIT: Just got a 3 dollar auto clicker which is nice. Game is playable and super easy now. Just watched Guess Who's Coming To Dinner and came back to 45 million dollars.
Second EDIT: The game doesn't even close properly when you close it in the game so when you try to force it closed it gets stuck on the "Stopping" button. This is clearly a scheme to try and get people past the 2 hour mark without their knowledge so it makes them ineligible for a refund.
Also it's weird to have a baby in diapers and a pacifier make sex jokes even if it is just a sausage.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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Have you ever thought "how can I get a big sausage like the dude next to me at the urinal"
Is your belly in the way when you want to see your sausage?
Look no further than "How to Grow Your Sausage!
Its the perfect game for people who suffer with all the thought listet up above, so what are you waiting for, grow your Sausage or be a sad lump of small weiner for the rest of your meaty life.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
\n\n\t\t\t\tHave you ever thought "how can I get a big sausage like the dude next to me at the urinal"
Is your belly in the way when you want to see your sausage?
Look no further than "How to Grow Your Sausage!
Its the perfect game for people who suffer with all the thought listet up above, so what are you waiting for, grow your Sausage or be a sad lump of small weiner for the rest of your meaty life.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tMy sosig has become too big to handle. It has taken over the world. I do not know what to do with it any longer. The developer was kind and gave us more options, more to spend money on, and just more in general to work with than the previous game, so improvements all around.
But really, come get this guy. I don't like the way it's staring at me.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tIf you keep your expectations managed, fun enough for the price tag.
I feel like it needs some tuning, Grinder upgrades don't really matter past mid-game on any time travel runs. I was finished with cosmetics way too quickly and had a bunch of tickets left when the game was over. Would be nice if they added some bonuses like they did in "How to Train Your Cöck". Finally, as far as I could tell, once you unlocked the Time Travel for the current run the Time Travel currency you got was fixed. Would be nice if you were rewarded more points for holding out on it. (Or did it actually increase but just very slowly?)
All that said, again just worth it for the price tag if you don't expect too much.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
\n\n\t\t\t\tI feel like it needs some tuning, Grinder upgrades don't really matter past mid-game on any time travel runs. I was finished with cosmetics way too quickly and had a bunch of tickets left when the game was over. Would be nice if they added some bonuses like they did in "How to Train Your Cöck". Finally, as far as I could tell, once you unlocked the Time Travel for the current run the Time Travel currency you got was fixed. Would be nice if you were rewarded more points for holding out on it. (Or did it actually increase but just very slowly?)
All that said, again just worth it for the price tag if you don't expect too much.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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Oh also it stays on clicking during other games so any key you press and any time you click you stay growing your sausage even if you Fullscreen your game. then in-between you can upgrade your wiener. Id play wardogs for an hour and check back and have 200k+\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tHonestly, it's a silly and fun little thing to just have open in the corner of your desktop. It seems well made and the progression is well designed.
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I am 39.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.
After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.
Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.
After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.
Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.
I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 5 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.
Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.
After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.
Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.
After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.
Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.
I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 5 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.
Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tExpected this to be an idler similar to the dev's previous outing "How To Train Your C*ck". Instead, it is apparently a weird thing that tracks all of your keystrokes (but is not in any way logging what you're actually doing, confirmed) to progress. So essentially a roundabout clicker rather than an idler. Definitely dissappointed.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t
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