90's survival-horror and sequel to 'Prototype Mansion'. Bad Japanese VO, worse English subtitles. Rare import.
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Oct 31, 2018

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November 9

UPDATE - 11/9/2018

1) Added new graphics modes, now you can play the game in full glorious 480p!

2) Removed a few 4th wall breaking jokes that didn't land as well as we'd hoped and instead looked like unfinished elements instead.
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November 5

Patch 11/5/2018

Updated build to balance and update certain elements of the game.

1) re-balanced crawlers, patchwork giants, and mandrakes

2) auto-dequip chest flashlight when equip hand flashlight

3) tweaked endgame events for clarity

4) misc boss tuning

5) minor bug-fixes/glitches
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About This Game



GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)

Back of CD case reads:

HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?

Find out! In...

GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!

Features

  • Japanese dubs and English subs
  • Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
  • 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
  • Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
  • Puzzles of the cryptic kind

"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"

  • H. Mason, responsible parent

"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."

  • Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game may contain content not appropriate for all ages. It contains low-poly gore, blood, and grotesque monsters.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 or better
    • Processor: Dual-Core 2ghz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or better
    • Processor: Intel i5 or equivalent
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS El Capitan or newer
    • Processor: Intel i5 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel Pro Graphics
    • Storage: 320 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on most contemporary hardware.
    Recommended:
    • OS: macOS High Sierra
    • Processor: Intel i5 or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel Pro Graphics
    • Storage: 320 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Our OSX build was tested on a rig with Intel Pro Graphics 6200 @4K resolution.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit
    • Processor: Dual-Core 2ghz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better
    • Storage: 320 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel i5 or equivalent
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better
    • Storage: 320 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
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