Pilgor's baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new (at least on Steam), totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.
All Reviews:
Overwhelmingly Positive (1,017) - 97% of the 1,017 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Feb 15, 2024
Developer:

Sign in to add this item to your wishlist, follow it, or mark it as ignored

Check out the entire Goat Simulator franchise on Steam

Buy Goat Simulator 3

Buy Goat Simulator 3 Digital Downgrade Edition

 

Special Edition



The Digital Downgrade Edition includes the base game, plus unique remastered garbage from Goat Simulator DLC throughout history, and a couple of spicy new additions:

Remastered garbage:
- Play as Old school Pilgor
- Full Tank armour (MMO)
- Goat Zero skin (GoatZ)
- Space helmet & suit (Waste of Space)
- Masks of Don Pastrami, Valentino Salami, Dolph Spaghetti & Humphrey Ciabatta (Payday)
- Digital Soundtrack
- 3D Printing Files:
- Pilgor
- Tony Shark
- Goat Tower
- Trinket

DISCLAIMER:

Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do.

About This Game



Pilgor's baaack! Take life by the horns in Goat Simulator 3 today!

Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.

Join Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.



If your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.



Goat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!



KEY FEATURES:
- You can be a goat
- You can be a goat… on Steam!
- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone!
- Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care
- We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
- They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
- They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids?



DISCLAIMER:
Since it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.

NOTES:
* Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!
** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.
*** False alarm, this one is actually true.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: i5 4690k
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 12 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: i5 9400F
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 12 GB available space

More from Goat Simulator

What Curators Say

40 Curators have reviewed this product. Click here to see them.

Customer reviews

Review Type


Purchase Type


Language


Date Range
To view reviews within a date range, please click and drag a selection on a graph above or click on a specific bar.

Show graph



Playtime
Filter reviews by the user's playtime when the review was written:



No minimum to No maximum
Display As:
Show graph
 
Hide graph
 
Filters
Excluding Off-topic Review Activity
Playtime:
There are no more reviews that match the filters set above
Adjust the filters above to see other reviews
Loading reviews...